Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My Google history trying to look things up about “Severance” this week: Severence Severense Sevaranse Sevarance Savarance 1330310
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialAwful Taste But Great Execution @awfulbutgreat.bsky.social · 03/02/2025 1416117
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025*pennies falling out of my cape all over the floor* oh no my secrets 227918
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I will give the shifttokkers one point for being one of the few groups of people that actually believe another world is possible 21292
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025If I was president I’d get rid of the military and give every trans person a million dollars 642033
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialComic strips @comicstrips.bsky.social · 02/02/2025He doesn't know what we lost😤😂 417424
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialBluesky @bsky.app · 29/01/2025this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!! 405921098715946
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialMandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Being a creative in 2025 feels like “Oh cool! A way I can make money off my work? That rocks! I thought I’d have to make free stuff for-“ And then you read something like “Owner of app Fun Lil Things is pro-eating seals alive. Read his defense of eating seals alive here!” 1774
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I’m not saying it isn’t I’m just saying that he’s Christopher walken 1461
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialBenny! @driftwould.bsky.social · 27/01/2025This is so goddamn funny 106129363571
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Gender affirming sturgeonry 356691
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Me as a politician: what if we made everything stop working as quickly as possible 32327
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialLolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 26/01/202533 year old man to his 22 year old “situationship” who recently changed her name to Rah Rah: I am in my flop era babe 940711
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 27/01/2025 I’m like a lithium ion battery . Bad for the environment and prone to exploding 740529
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 27/01/2025FRENCH braid FRENCH toast FRENCH fry??? Did anyone else notice this??? 232455
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 27/01/2025*laughs in hEDS* 1221714
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Learned how to darn socks today so nothing can fucking stop me and my infinite sock hack 163372
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/01/2025The Beatles (in 1960): We’ll be called The Beatles Me (stepping out of a time machine): You’re going to become the most famous band in the world ever The Beatles: We’ll spend five minutes thinking of a better name 40141367
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toasteryoutube.comElon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toasterYouTube video by The Onion 29399311028
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialendeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 23/01/2025Oh, you can’t pay? Well, I do accept… OTHER forms of payment 😏 …like sharks teeth and small bird eggshells, though primarily I’m looking for a real nice geode to cut into if you’ve got one 724220
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialPhilosophical Hottie 🔮🎀🧘🏽♀️ @g14classified.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Here is how I’m protesting with my wallet. 1. Canceling subscription services. Alternatives: Free platforms (Pluto, YouTube, Tubi), DVDs (yes, I said DVDs. Get back to your ROOTS) & the library (they also have movies and shows to rent). Netflix is going up again, btw. They’re playing in our face 515846
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialCesa Butterfly @cesabutterfly12.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I'm only here for @emhahee.bsky.social and maybe the occasional Thought that crossed my brain 0353
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 24/01/2025if napoleon was born today he'd be a baby 2149563
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025it’ll never work out your posts are midcentury modern and mine are haunted gothic castle 1638662
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 25/01/2025She wears short skirts. I wear t shirts. Together we form a complete outfit but I really wish I was allowed to wear like pants or something 9103243
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Me when I have to put milk and sugar in my coffee because we’re out of creamer: yeah I live on the edge. I m a tough guy. I hate enjoyment. And I eat babies for fun 82573
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialAerithgirl @aerithgirl.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I totally get how confusing social cues can be 🥺 hope this helps!☺️ 421966255
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2025Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores theonion.com/conserv... 848125830
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Sorry guys we’re having some issues at the laser vision factory. The workers have unionized and are demanding payment in something other than dogecoin so I’m gonna have to do mass layoffs 61752
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025He’s so mysterious……. What’s he doing….. 83002
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Gonna go dig graves for cardio today. Not for anyone in particular.. Just preparing … 22574
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Deep inside of me there is a high school quarterback with fragile masculinity and a yearning for the theater 0301
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Madge for sure. She is under appreciated but one of the most realistic characters in the whole series!!! 0371
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 18/01/2025We turn into jojo siwa and watch glee to cope 11014
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.sociallex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · 18/01/2025dear emily’s fans, please give them money to hang out with their friends, ideally at the mothman festival. thanks! sincerely, emily’s friends 1272
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Look at those toes….. 63195
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialLex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 19/01/2025#tiktokrefugee just trying to find some of my favorite creators 😭😭 Found the pinworm girl ( @emhahee.bsky.social ) at least, so I’ll be okay. She’s S tier content. 🤌🏻 101723
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025O FUCKING PA ALRIGHT 1581
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Ya I gotta confess the reason I never filmed full body videos is cuz it was too much of a burden to carry around my enormous sense of humor and my absolutely massive fucking ti 42573
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Am I just high or are these the funniest pictures I’ve ever taken of my cat 112762
Reposted by @mavi-hehe.bsky.socialEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025BREAKING TIKTOK NEWS: Meta has purchased tiktok and will make everyone scan their buttholes with their ai identity detection software in order to access their accounts when they reopen on Monday morning. 3171161
