Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I am almost 30, I cannot afford to live más after 3 am. 000
Reposted by Lexparamore lyrics bot @paramorebot.bsky.social · 04/12/2025when you gonna hear me out? man, you really bring me down 021
Reposted by Lextawandafree.bsky.social @tawandafree.bsky.social · 15/09/2025#pinkmon another shot of this morning's #sunrise 3709
Reposted by LexParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15/09/2025"PARKOUR!" I scream as I fall down ten flights of stairs 12500120
Reposted by Lexparamore lyrics bot @paramorebot.bsky.social · 22/05/2025turns out i'm living in a horror film where i'm both the killer and the final girl, so who, who are you? 022
Reposted by LexRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 13/04/2025I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario 360385307563
Reposted by LexPete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 17/02/2025If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them. 214412431331292
Reposted by LexEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 16/02/2025You’re playing chess. I’m playing Sorry. My therapist keeps telling me to stop apologizing 331732
Reposted by Lexparamore lyrics bot @paramorebot.bsky.social · 15/02/2025man, you really know how to get someone down, everything was fine, until you came around 051
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Elon be wearing that ball cap in the WH like he just got into a start up 000
Reposted by LexCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025"The halftime show was boring." Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece. 819254282668
Reposted by Lexparamore lyrics bot @paramorebot.bsky.social · 09/02/2025(it was on my list, i swear i meant to get to it) 082
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 08/02/20252025 started off with a couple gut punches (personal life) but it feels like it’s starting to look up so I will most definitely take the positivity! How are y’all holding up so far? 000
Reposted by LexJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Tulip. Deep thinking 1384493173
Reposted by LexPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law. 222122671427
Reposted by LexDanielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Root for the Eagles if you want a team that’ll definitely not go to the White House if they win. 1484205353
Reposted by Lexparamore lyrics bot @paramorebot.bsky.social · 01/02/2025you keep me up with your silence, take me down with your quiet, of all the weapons you fight with, your silence is the most violent 0102
Reposted by LexJessica Jewett @artbyjessicajewett.bsky.social · 28/01/2025If you'd like to help me until I'm sure my SNAP, Medicaid, Section 8 rent, etc., are secure, you can do so here. 👇🏻 I'm a quadriplegic and I'm having spine surgery in July. CashApp: $ArtByJessicaJewett Venmo: Jessica-Jones-1002 PayPal or Zelle: jessicajones9828@gmail.com 12519
Reposted by LexEric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 24/01/2025This week's Internet winner goes to... 452239665305
Reposted by LexMel 📚☀️ @melaniejmz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Just a cute btw… my page is NOT a safe space for Trump Supporters ✨💙 0285
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 21/01/2025This is the best dedication I’ve ever read because I feel seen. #onyxstorm #booksky 030
Reposted by LexHannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Lol," said Gandalf, "Lmao even. But it be like that sometimes.” 746969
Reposted by Lexlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Here are some nice mushrooms 42219640848
Reposted by Lexparamore lyrics bot @paramorebot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025you don't deserve a point of view if the only thing you see is you 064
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 21/01/2025NEVER HAVE I EVER (1pt for each thing never done) 1) been to Greenland 2) been to Denver 3) buried treasure in St Louis or St Paul 4) been to Moscow 5) been to Tampa 6) been to Boston in the fall 110
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I’m a sympathy puker and my 4 yo has caught on to this and will now make gagging noises in hopes to trigger me 🙃🙃🙃🙃 110
Reposted by LexEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Getting into beekeeping so that when trump bans vibrators I’ll have something to fill a box with to make do 2348727
Reposted by LexEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025No matter what happens at least I can still watch shrek in my head 1353633
Reposted by LexJessica Jewett @artbyjessicajewett.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Bump. It would be nice to have a present to open. 033
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 19/01/2025It’s Edgar Allen Poe’s birthday, I have a raven tattooed on my arm, and I saw some snow. It’s gonna be a good game. Let’s go Ravens!! 000
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Currently mad about the Rams @ Eagles game. So much bullshit and shit refs. 😑 keep kicking your field goals dirty birds 🙄 020
Reposted by Lexparamore lyrics bot @paramorebot.bsky.social · 19/01/2025because it has to be so lonely to be the only one who's holy 062
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I don’t trust TikTok being back up. I don’t think I’m gonna chance it. Feel free to stick around with me here! 160
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Really want some sweet tarts ropes. Or nerds. Just really want candy. Also movie theater popcorn. 010
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 19/01/2025And now I share with you, my favorite TikTok of all time. Goodnight. 040
Reposted by LexEmily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Any future employers looking at my feed please mind your business 442518
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 19/01/2025“Wait what is TikTok?” “Okay I’ll bite, what’s TikTok?” I’ve seen this increasingly since the shutdown and am I surprised that they all have one thing in common? Nope. Not at all. Please stop wasting air. 🤦🏻♀️ 010
Reposted by LexThe Godless Critter @thegodlesscritter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025TikTok is down quick someone plays taps on a kazoo 1251
Lex @selfmadeziploc.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough. 170
