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@maulymayhem.bsky.social
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VA who likes to yell a lot

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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 1h
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PeachyBoi64 (Comms Varies DM) 🔜 Missouri Fan Fest @peachyboi64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ocarina of Time Remake Link~
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heather Hogan
@theheatherhogan

The first doctor to tell me I didn’t have Long Covid because Long Covid doesn’t exist has now left the practice because she has... Long Covid.
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𝒀𝑨𝑺𝑼 @yasusosaku5656.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
キング描いた
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️ @equitableforall.com · 04/09/2026
Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...
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Donate to Help us keep living while I sew, organized by Carey Means
We started this business with money that Carey got from conventions and used a sewing mach… Carey Means needs your support for Help us keep living while I sew
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ultrafacts Follow   QR codes have been popping up in cemeteries. When you scan a code on a gravestone, you can read an obituary and see photos of the deceased.   (Below the text are two photos: the top photo shows a black headstone engraved with a square QR code above the word "Beloved". The bottom photo shows a hand holding a smartphone up to scan a QR code attached to a granite headstone near flowers.)   Ultrafacts.tumblr.com   riteofswing Follow   2000 years later: "The strange glyphs appearing on gravestones from the early 21st century onward remain a mystery. These astoundingly complex patterns (no two exactly the same) have been found on many other 21st century artifacts, and are believed to have religious significance. Recovered images suggest they were probably sacred to the ancient North American god, Apple, and were meant to ensure that the departed would continue to be financially successful in the afterlife."   bedlamsbard Follow   As an archaeologist I can confirm that that is pretty much exactly what will happen in the future.
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DrFunk98 @drfunk98.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 slots left!
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
meme with black text on a white background at the top, placed above an image of a blue Windows operating system screen.

"When you experience a sensory overload"

Image Description:
A solid blue screen displaying the classic Windows loading icon—a dotted white spinning circle—above the white text "Shutting down".
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Cap @caprart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that alucard guy is so easy to draw #hellsing #integrahellsing
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Myself and the whole team at @princelygirl.bsky.social are making the full version of our Horror/Romance visual novel, "Phantom of he Black Rose Revue"! We have a playable demo: yamino.itch.io/black-rose-r...
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The Phantom of the Black Rose Revue: Act 1 by Yamino, Mizerable, Leaf Let
Lose yourself in a tale of haunted love, inspired by classic shoujo manga and The Phantom of the Opera!
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one of the positives of having a chronic illness: you become much more aware of what is worth your energy and what is not.  

#chronicillnesssucks
#heatherleigh
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ROBYNA  (@socoolrobyna) with the caption: "The shining if jack Torrance was on edtwt:"

She is quote-tweeting a post by aurora (@girlbot019) captioned "it's ok oatly we know," which shows a photo of an Oatly oat milk carton. The side of the carton features the phrase "No sugar and only 40 cal per serving." printed continuously in identical rows down the entire side, mimicking the repetitive typing scene from The Shining.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The National Strategic Stockpile of Satire -  "Remember when Italians and the Irish weren't white?"

jenny_nuel1 - "WHITE PEOPLE ONLY: You wake up tomorrow and it's only white people left. No black people. What do you do first?"

aslpinnacle - "Give it 3 business days before white people divide themselves by eye color."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spike (@h8sqiii) showing a text message exchange on a dating app interface.

The blue message bubbles on the left read:

    "Hey. :)"

    "5' 11", 185 lbs toned, 8.5" long, 4.9" thick n cut. Wbu?"

The gold message bubble on the right responds with a list of computer hardware specifications:
"Intel Core 2 Duo 3.2 GHz, 4 GBs DDR3 RAM 1066 MHz, ATI Radeon x1950 Pro 256-Bit w/ 256MB GDDR3 VRAM. 512 GB Seagate HDD 5400 RPM."
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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DrFunk98 @drfunk98.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still have all slots open for those interested!
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mauly @maulymayhem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
About to surprise my therapist with my new bangs ✨
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The THC chocolates don't give you a hangover, but there are other signs the next morning
Yamino holding a bar of soap with teeth marks on it
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CLB Saints Fan 🇵🇷 @Youn... · 4h

I've fvcked dozens upon dozens of women and not a single one was able to cum. Its biologically impossible for women to achieve orgasm. Idk why yall jus b lying on this app for no reason for

$KIP $AYLE$$ 💔
@subtweetinpapi   Replying to @YoungPappyStan   

water boarding couldn't have gotten this outta me.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SAT AT 6:44 PM

grey - Big boobs😛

SAT AT 6:55 PM

blue - I guess

SAT AT 7:35 PM

grey - Nice😛

grey - How big

blue - WD40

grey - Mmm that is big🎟️
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UberFacts
@UberFacts

Breakdancing will not be part of the Olympics in 2028   

Sydney
@sydneyelainexo   why did something happen
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wanna bet?
ohmignonette  - "You can be tired, but you'll never be as tired as an indoor cat who's slept for 18 hours, eaten three meals, looked out the window for five minutes, and decided it's time for another nap." 

extreme close-up photo of a cat sleeping deeply on its back. The cat's pink nose, mouth slightly agape, and chin are visible as it slumps against a textured blue blanket.
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The girls have a slumber party
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@tylerschmall.bsky.social
@tylerschmall
The White Lotus is a show that explores the common American fantasy of “what if you could afford a vacation?”
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
@karlhess

in my opinion yamaha is probably the best grand piano/motorcycle company out there
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Mauly @maulymayhem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hall and Oates made me believe they were singing about cannibalism and it terrified me as a child
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DrFunk98 @drfunk98.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Commissions I'm close to the full price for plane tickets! But I still need a lil more to get to the full goal. So I'm opening up sketch commissions till the end of the month! As they're sketches. It'll be a same week turn around time! If you're interested, just DM me! [READ EVERYTHING CAREFULLY]
"Doctor Funk 98 Sketch Commissions!! 5 slots.

Rules: 

One. I have the right to refuse requests, if said requests make me uncomfortable. 

Two. Rude behavior, harassment, spamming or threats. Will result in cancellation. 

Three. To promote fairness. Only one Commission per person. Per rotation.

Four. Slurs are strictly prohibited. Even if you do not yourself consider them one. 

Five. I will not remove my logo from any sketch. So to avoid theft. 

Can only accept payment through pay pal. 

Starting price six Dollars!! Casts exceeding three plus add additional three dollars per new character. Serious / joke requests are both accepted!!

Won't draw N S F W, politics, nudity, suggestive, gore, ship art, controversial art. Sketches may not be used to train AI.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@matryer   I got a knife for Christmas so I've been going around finding out what's cake or not. Most things aren't cake so far.   

@jGschnei...   Pretty sure this excuse will not hold up in a court of law.   

@matryer   Depends if the jury is cake or not.
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Maximum Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Ivy and Harley by Fabiana Mascolo #dccomics
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
photo of Axl Rose performing onstage, singing into an orange microphone with a grimacing expression. White text overlaid in the upper-left of the image reads "WebMD:". At the bottom of the image, yellow subtitle-style text reads: "You're gonna die!"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@samthenightowl.bsky.social
@SamtheNightOwl

thinking about that time when i underwent my first colonoscopy and the anesthesiologist was like "alright so i'm gonna give you some propofol to knock you out. it's the same drug that killed michael jackson but don't worry i know what i'm doing" and i was like "what"
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sounds about right! #BookSky
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's it for previews of this for a while, If you want to see what happens next, you'll have to join my Patreon, because the rest of the story is too hot for social media. 😘
Panel 1: Michiru holding Haruka while looking back at the closet, flustered.  
Haruka: Oh. I get it.

Panel 2: Michiru looks surprised and flushed as Haruka lowers herself to kiss Michiru's cleavage.
Michiru: Haruka-
Haruka: Don't worry, Michiru...

Panel 3: Michiru is now blushing while hiding her mouth behind her hand.
Michiru: Haruka...

Panel 4: Haruka looks up wolfishly, her head at the level of Michiru's navel.
Haruka: I won't ruin your makeup.
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New page of my Ami/Mina/Haruka/Michiru zine is done! (You can see all the previous pages I've done so far on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/sisterclaire )
A page from an ongoing doujinshi by Yamino about Ami Mizuno (aka Sailor Mercury), Minako Aino (aka Sailor Venus), Haruka Tenoh (aka Sailor Uranus) and Michiru Kaioh (aka Sailor Neptune).

Panel 1: Haruka puts on a tiger-themed aloha shirt.
Haruka: Tigers are so majestic. Don't you think?

Panel 2: Michiru is focused on examining something with her dream-mirror.

Panel 2: Michiru's vision through her mirror, showing two people hiding in the closet behind Haruka as Haruka walks away, putting on her shirt.
Haruka: I think they might be my favorite animal.

Panel 3: A closeup of Michiru looking in the mirror with surprised realization.
Haruka(offscreen): And they're also always HUNGRY...

Panel 4: Haruka jumps at Michiru for a kiss, startling Michiru out of her focus.
Haruka: LIKE ME!

Panel 5: Michiru puts her fingers to Haruka's lips, stopping her from the kiss. She looks uncharacteristically flustered.
Michiru: Haruka, wait-
Haruka: Huh? What's wrong?

Panel 6: Michiru looking a little nervous and smiling through it.
Michiru: I... I just fixed my makeup.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A meme featuring text at the top: "Rewatching Terminator 2, I realized the most unrealistic part wasn't the time travel or robots. It was a tech executive learning his AI would destroy humanity and actually deciding to stop it." Below the text is a movie still from Terminator 2: Judgment Day showing Miles Dyson looking thoughtfully through a glass display case at a robotic Cyberdyne Systems endoskeleton arm.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
patbroklos - "Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing". 

marzipanandminutiae replies, "to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake". Below them, 

autisticraptor comments, "The vampires are fighting".
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A meme featuring text setup at the top that reads:

"Doctor: What activity causes you to start feeling pain?
Me:"

Below the text is a screen capture of the band Proclaimers performing their song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)", overlaid with a mock search bar input that reads "when i wake up".
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A warning sign taped to a wooden barn wall at a stable or farm reads:   "DO NOT LET HIM SEE THE BUCKET.
If he sees the bucket he will believe it is for him.
It will not be for him.
He will not accept this.
He will follow you.
He will scream."   Below the text is a photo of a brown horse staring wide-eyed at the camera with an unhinged, open-mouthed expression.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just once I'd like my fruit to come unfucked
A close-up photo of a clear plastic bag of fruit where the text "Packed with Fruit Nutrients" has a mark obscuring the "P", making it look like "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients". Below the photo, a caption reads: "If I could just get nutrients packed into me that would make life way easier."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Artist: @oh_chronicpain
A digital illustration of a woman with long, wavy dark brown hair, wearing a light pink off-the-shoulder top and dark bottoms. Her face is blank with no facial features.

Overlaying the lower half of her shirt in a textured, dark red font is the text:

"SOMETIMES I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I'M NOT DOING WELL. I JUST WANT YOU TO NOTICE."
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@azurwoofwoof

what doesnt kill you turns into memory loss, panic attacks, gut issues and hand tremors
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