Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel insane because I thought it was good even after the refs said no good 010
Reposted by Matt SheeleyHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126582830
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Without saying your age, what is your fave movie from the year you turned 18.static.klipy.comJack Nicholson GrinningALT: Jack Nicholson Grinning 001
Reposted by Matt SheeleyBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Best sports tourney I’ve ever seen, FIFA be damned but it’s true 1376553
Reposted by Matt SheeleyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL 913950731
Reposted by Matt SheeleyWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The World Cup should be held every year. It's living proof that a majority of humanity is actually decent, sane, and appreciates joy and community. 2354488562
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 12/12/2025@jeremytache.bsky.social I found you on here just to say: Chris and Zas not understanding point adjustments of PPR v. half-point PPR has me pacing around my living room and screaming. 020
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Takeshita beats Okada in the semis, guaranteeing a new champion. Finals: Takeshita v Fletcher. 010
Reposted by Matt SheeleyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise 1376489
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Being a parent right now means I really can’t be on the internet much because my little ones need me at my best. I can’t get swept away by the doom. Clicking on this app and seeing this message first really helped this morning. Thank you Molly. 171
Reposted by Matt SheeleyMatt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Obviously, this is loser shit, but I think AI has really cemented itself as the visual language of fascism. It's anti-human, flattened, uninteresting, and cheap. It's like looking at a Potemkin Village and thinking that's the same as architecture. 592863606
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 26/09/2025This explains a lot of my relationship with my father. 000
Reposted by Matt SheeleyBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 23/09/2025BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet. AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe. 31095178
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Underrated part of college football is you can say the most made up sounding names and all of us sickos immediately go hell yeah, brother. Ex: Genesis Smith was like a got damn bloodhound tonight. 000
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I’ll happily take the good news since the bad news just means somberly sitting on the back porch, eating my feelings for a few Saturday nights. 010
Reposted by Matt SheeleyMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards. 953536519288
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 31/08/2025@mikegolicjr.bsky.social You’re in Tucson!? I hope you’ve had a Sonoran dog today. Welcome to our kinda shitty but always beautiful town. #BearDown 010
Reposted by Matt SheeleyAlex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen 6698281807
Reposted by Matt SheeleyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2025(•_•) <) )╯COLLEGE / \ ( •_•) \( (> FOOTBALL / \ (•_•) <) )╯SATURDAY / \ 629644
Reposted by Matt SheeleyBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I held it together until the Nordberg Thumbs Up 331558
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Because I love Excel, I’ll miss the ugly. But good for you. Super thankful for the work you put into it every year. 000
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Really fucking mad at myself for reading the screenshot. 020
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Appropriate response to Candice LeRae being the baddest mother fucker of all time. 000
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Instinctively counting the number of people that have opted to go sleeveless to the event would kill me before services even start. But that also just might be most Tampa funerals? 000
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 24/07/2025He said he partied with John Belushi before/after Wrestlemania 2…who had already been dead for 4 years. 0652
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 24/07/2025She basically became Terry Funk for a year…if Terry Funk had ever been impregnated by Mark Henry and gave birth to a hand but I digress. 020
Reposted by Matt SheeleyMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025The @wsj.com this summer 563500299
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Both are proof that pro wrestling is beautiful. 010
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Gimme FTR/Briscoes Dog Collar but it’s damn close and that is nothing but a compliment to the insanity I just watched. 110
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Thou must realize, using thy real eyes, to identify real lies. — Bartholomew 69:420 000
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 21/06/2025@iankarmel.bsky.social @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social Pretty sure we need @talkhoops.bsky.social take on these as the Oakley expert. 010
Reposted by Matt SheeleyAndy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 19/06/2025Brody King with the Abolish Ice shirt in Arena Mexico #AEWDynamite 271146254
Reposted by Matt SheeleyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist, 434528581
Reposted by Matt SheeleyJordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 21/05/2025The good part of AI is that the only thing a writer can do to combat it is to become more human. Make your writing weirder, hornier, more violent, absurd, poetic, difficult, political, jagged, dreamlike, ironic, surreal, alive. You don't have any choice but to plumb the depths. 211835475
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Getting borderline horned up watching Knicks/Pacers. Incredible first quarter of basketball. 000
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I’m really happy for you but you ordering anything but tacos and Big Red just doesn’t quite feel right. 020
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 13/05/2025This is the most egregious rigged lottery of all time. Worse than Ewing, worse than Rose, worse than LeBron or Kyrie. Outrageous. 040
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 30/04/2025My teenagers got in the car after school arguing each side and I mostly ignored it until I heard the average gorilla height and I immediately yelped “There’s no fucking way that’s right” 000
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Looking forward to my father in-law who watches zero sports saying “Why are they freezing out Coach Prime’s son?” and not knowing what any of those words mean. 040
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 25/04/2025“Yahoo’s Nate Tice slams Nico Iamaleava” - Aggregators 010
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Fucking spoiler alert, Sean. Come on. I didn’t even know young Sheldon had a dad! 000
