Reposted by Matt SheeleyHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126592830
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Without saying your age, what is your fave movie from the year you turned 18.static.klipy.comJack Nicholson GrinningALT: Jack Nicholson Grinning 001
Reposted by Matt SheeleyBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Best sports tourney I’ve ever seen, FIFA be damned but it’s true 1376553
Reposted by Matt SheeleyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL 913950731
Reposted by Matt SheeleyWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The World Cup should be held every year. It's living proof that a majority of humanity is actually decent, sane, and appreciates joy and community. 2354488562
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 12/12/2025@jeremytache.bsky.social I found you on here just to say: Chris and Zas not understanding point adjustments of PPR v. half-point PPR has me pacing around my living room and screaming. 020
Reposted by Matt SheeleyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Just want to get on the record that I have not seen anybody of that name commit any sort of crime, felony or otherwise 1376489
Reposted by Matt SheeleyMatt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Obviously, this is loser shit, but I think AI has really cemented itself as the visual language of fascism. It's anti-human, flattened, uninteresting, and cheap. It's like looking at a Potemkin Village and thinking that's the same as architecture. 592863606
Reposted by Matt SheeleyBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 23/09/2025BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet. AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe. 31095178
Reposted by Matt SheeleyMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards. 953536539289
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 31/08/2025@mikegolicjr.bsky.social You’re in Tucson!? I hope you’ve had a Sonoran dog today. Welcome to our kinda shitty but always beautiful town. #BearDown 010
Reposted by Matt SheeleyAlex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen 6698281807
Reposted by Matt SheeleyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2025(•_•) <) )╯COLLEGE / \ ( •_•) \( (> FOOTBALL / \ (•_•) <) )╯SATURDAY / \ 629644
Reposted by Matt SheeleyBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I held it together until the Nordberg Thumbs Up 331558
Reposted by Matt SheeleyMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025The @wsj.com this summer 563500299
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 21/06/2025@iankarmel.bsky.social @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social Pretty sure we need @talkhoops.bsky.social take on these as the Oakley expert. 010
Reposted by Matt SheeleyAndy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 19/06/2025Brody King with the Abolish Ice shirt in Arena Mexico #AEWDynamite 271146254
Reposted by Matt SheeleyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist, 434528581
Reposted by Matt SheeleyJordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 21/05/2025The good part of AI is that the only thing a writer can do to combat it is to become more human. Make your writing weirder, hornier, more violent, absurd, poetic, difficult, political, jagged, dreamlike, ironic, surreal, alive. You don't have any choice but to plumb the depths. 211835475
Matt Sheeley @mattsheeley.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Getting borderline horned up watching Knicks/Pacers. Incredible first quarter of basketball. 000
Reposted by Matt SheeleyBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Hope Ryan Day spends the offseason kicking in doors in the Columbus area and eating stuff straight out of strangers’ cabinets like a problem bear 47160199
