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Matt Konrad

@mattkonrad.bsky.social
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South Dakota to Minneapolis to Key West. Nonprofit communications. Florida Panthers die-hard. Hockey, trivia and food nerd. Oceans are now battlefields.

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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In no way should I have been allowed to read this when I did.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brand New Key
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love so, so many dumb action movies, but for these purposes it's Scott Adkins's ACCIDENT MAN.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
dude got MØSSED
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is the most me-coded post of this tournament
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
What a life, what a talent.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If you can swing 5 or 10 bucks a month, I absolutely recommend doing your web searching through Kagi. No ads, no tracking, AI only if you ask for it. It's been a huge quality of life improvement. kagi.com/pricing
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
it me (for the record, when he opens that box there's just a pair of pliers inside)
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
hell yeah new Liquid Mike
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is the way.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Damn, that's a blast from my past. We bought most of the booze for our wedding there (plus a jar of pizza seasoning that lasted until about our 6th anniversary). Paid with a check iirc.
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
good feeling when youre checking out some little guy on wikipedia and their infobox has the "least concern" circle
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have had a few small Negronis and am almost tearing up over this, no notes.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If you enjoy your rock 'n roll with a little roots and a little punk and a lot of melody, I highly recommend you add the new Red Arrow Highway record to your weekend listening. selfawarerecords.bandcamp.com/album/be-som...
selfawarerecords.bandcamp.com
Be Someone Better, by Red Arrow Highway
10 track album
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Still my favorite
The tweet about eyes going black and saying HOT DOGS
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
there's gonna be a punt in this game
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."
Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
At our Christmas party this year I infused Malört with soup drops. It remains the weirdest thing I've ever tasted.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Where is Gay Hooters when we need it most
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This is so delightfully specific
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Fuck yeah, new SPRINTS
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Just for my Keys real ones.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Just absolutely mind-blowing that this is happening, right now, on the same world where we make our dumb little posts. Love it.
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Ed Goodman @edagoodman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EAGLES HAMBURGERS AND CRIPPLINGLY EXPENSIVE HEALTHCARE USA #1
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is the best political ad of all time.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I had a dream last night that I invented a new pasta called sertralini that comes with zoloft ground up in it. Someone please give me $1 million USD to fund my new startup.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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MN Mike @fiveman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
10/10 ICE protest sign
Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/01/2026
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
First thing I listened to this morning, it's so fuckin' good.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This song sounds like having three panic attacks (complimentary)
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
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Megan Greenwell @greenwell.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
attn: everyone asking why athletes aren’t speaking out on Minneapolis, please meet two-time MVP, three-time world champion, three-time Olympic gold medalist Breanna Mackenzie Stewart.
Breanna Stewart holding a handwritten sign that says “Abolish ICE”
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The Jack of Kingfield @thejackofkingfield.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Mood in minneapolis right now
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
jaderemedy • 4h ago
And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Love my home city so much.
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Carson Beck Experience!
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Important to remember this. All the guns and masks and pepper spray don't make them anything else.
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Persmikity @mikstress.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I've never been a big Dead guy but this gets to what I have always appreciated about 'em.
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
ALL ABOUT THE UUUUUUUUUUU []_[]
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Matt Konrad @mattkonrad.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
FOOTBALLLLLL
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