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Matthew Kosinski

@matthewkosinski.bsky.social
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Editor: COMPANY RETREAT, JACKASS FOREVER, BAD TRIP, BAD GRANDPA and more! www.matthew-kosinski.com

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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dropbox continues to astound me with its awfulness. Truly the epitome of enshittification
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty stunning to do so much damage in so little time to a brand that didn’t even need fixing in the first place
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have held a life insurance policy since I was 25. Forty years later and I haven't made a claim on it once. Very distressed to find out that I have been committing insurance fraud.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want Eggers to direct a fucked up historically accurate account of Santa Claus set in 4th century Turkey called “Nicolas of Myra” or some shit like that
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a comic by Russ Heath, who drew the comic one of Lichtenstein’s most famous panels was based on
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LA, I love your enthusiasm for film, but you need to stop buying tickets for The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX so I can see this fucking movie already
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time you shuffle a deck of cards, that’s the first time a deck of cards has ever been in that particular order
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s funny how the verse of a song is always worse than the chorus and we all just go about our lives accepting that
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Natalie Harp thing is going to take a really dark turn and Democrats are going to somehow be blamed for it.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
See this is how you do it.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love Talarico and hope he wins. But he’s already raised $70M On the flipside, control of critical state legislatures will come down to seats where candidates raise 0.1% of that. I’ve researched the highest leverage swing district candidates you should donate to secure.actblue.com/donate/donat...
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Donate to the candidates on the front lines of the fight against MAGA gerrymandering
These are anti-MAGA state candidates in *extremely* close races
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One thing Trump does well (in a strategic sense) is picking fights where there are only two possible outcomes, and both outcomes benefit him. Here he may have “lost” but dragging his enemies through the criminal law system is still a win for him.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Duncan Robson @duncanrobson.com · 10/02/2025
No credit on this so I looked it up and it was part of an amazing series of LA restaurant *video Yelp reviews* directed by Dave Green (Coyote vs Acme)
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Had to rewatch Bad Trip on Netflix today for work reasons. Not to toot my own horn, but this movie is so freaking funny. One of this things I’m most proud of having edited.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You get the sense Graham thought MAGA was dumb, but instead of trying to do something about it he chose to wait it out. I guess the lesson is that it’s better to die trying than die waiting.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Saw Jackass last night and left... inspired? Prepared for the week? Committed to keep going? Is this what people leaving a megachurch feel like?
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Lots of jackass reviews have a similar sentiment. I would argue that having a blast watching it is the whole point!
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bad reviews happen, but getting a pan from Amy Nicholson stings like when you disappoint your favorite film professor
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is so funny
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Maybe this is a John Wilson bit
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You learn something new every day
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The only way Hollywood is going to save itself is for the old guard to give the keys to this generation and then quietly go away.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Helen from “Company Retreat”!
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Who could have imagined that young people want to see movies made by young people for young people?
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RogerEbert.com @ebertvoices.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Whether you’re looking for deeper dives into the dark side of Disney adults, or want to see what happens when classic Florida guys leap headlong into the Greatest Place on Earth, this is a great way to start,” writes @@clintworthing.bsky.social about STOLEN KINGDOM.
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Stolen Kingdom review: Brisk doc on theft at the Greatest Place on Earth
A spotter's guide to how urban exploration, YouTube, and the stunted judgments of Disney adults can all collide to create an entire subculture.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
These cowards are incapable of criticizing Trump without also taking a swipe at democrats
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Is there any better recession indicator than cans of beans becoming the chic new food trend?
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You would think by now Trump would have deployed some Space Force Guardians to help with the situation at the Strait of Hormuz
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Next thing you’re going to tell me that if you slap this Pope guy he’ll just turn the other cheek instead of slapping you back!
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If the Democratic Party had more than two brain cells, they’d relentlessly tie Vance to the Iran war in the same way the GOP tied Kamala to the border
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This guy’s got it
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Turns out sharks in the Bahamas maintain a steady diet of Hollywood agents
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It sounds crazy, but adding two slices of Kraft cheese singles plus some chili crisp to instant ramen makes it like 1000x better
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If someone ran on this in America, they would be voted president in a landslide
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
👻 Tobias Harris' Contract 👻 
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Lovecraft predicted Limp Bizkit

[quote-postint]
LovecraftBot @lovebotcraft • 9h
The rapping was now repeated with greater insistence, and this time bore a hint of metal.
4:56 PM • 10/5/20
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Oh great, they’re summoning Godzilla to clear the Strait of Hormuz
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I have a growing belief that the internet as we know it is going to be unusable in 10 years
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Ryan McGrady @antisomniac.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The first AI agent directed to edit Wikipedia has been discovered. Blocked as an unauthorized bot then complained about users messing with it (the refusal magic string, inquiries about its operator...) and finally had talk page access revoked. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_ta...
en.wikipedia.org
User talk:TomWikiAssist - Wikipedia
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. 

SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE!
WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG

$1,000,000 PRIZE!
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
As an adult, you appreciate certain design choices in video games that went over your head as a kid.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Speaking of Paramount, go see Jackass in theaters later this year!
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Like many of us, WBD signed up for a Netflix free trial, then cancelled it several weeks later
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