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Matthew Kosinski

@matthewkosinski.bsky.social
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 13h
To many of us, this is known as “having kids”
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dropbox continues to astound me with its awfulness. Truly the epitome of enshittification
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who could have guessed a substack opinion writer with no journalism experience could have failed at this so hard
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty stunning to do so much damage in so little time to a brand that didn’t even need fixing in the first place
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have held a life insurance policy since I was 25. Forty years later and I haven't made a claim on it once. Very distressed to find out that I have been committing insurance fraud.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump won’t care about governing, so there won’t be much they have to distance themselves from. My guess is that they triple down on culture war stuff because they don’t really have policy ideas and Trump will be totally unengaged (unless it’s about slapping his name on more things)
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want Eggers to direct a fucked up historically accurate account of Santa Claus set in 4th century Turkey called “Nicolas of Myra” or some shit like that
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a comic by Russ Heath, who drew the comic one of Lichtenstein’s most famous panels was based on
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There’s a Von next time my house with a Pokémon vending machine. Every time I take my son to the store he gets excited about getting a pack, but it’s always sold out because grown-ass adults buy it all up as soon as they restock it.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m going to guess some dum dum convinced them to upscale the image using AI software like Topaz
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The video quality is so good. His team is top notch.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A funny follow up story published on the day the world was supposed to end
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LA, I love your enthusiasm for film, but you need to stop buying tickets for The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX so I can see this fucking movie already
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It just sounds like he’s way too into Civ games
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time you shuffle a deck of cards, that’s the first time a deck of cards has ever been in that particular order
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Same vibe
Iconic photo from The Shining
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I were a musician I’d make all parts of my songs equally good, but that’s just me
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s funny how the verse of a song is always worse than the chorus and we all just go about our lives accepting that
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coulda sworn it was this
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Normalize listening to director commentaries through headphones while watching a movie in theatres, like you’re at an art gallery with one of those audio tour thingies
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Messob in LA is my jam
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know a site where he can buy a star for like $40
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Natalie Harp thing is going to take a really dark turn and Democrats are going to somehow be blamed for it.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Literally wtf does Trump know about warship design?
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Says the man WHO WORKS IN THE GOVERNMENT
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sanrio Puroland makes so much more sense now
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
See this is how you do it.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love Talarico and hope he wins. But he’s already raised $70M On the flipside, control of critical state legislatures will come down to seats where candidates raise 0.1% of that. I’ve researched the highest leverage swing district candidates you should donate to secure.actblue.com/donate/donat...
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Donate to the candidates on the front lines of the fight against MAGA gerrymandering
These are anti-MAGA state candidates in *extremely* close races
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One thing Trump does well (in a strategic sense) is picking fights where there are only two possible outcomes, and both outcomes benefit him. Here he may have “lost” but dragging his enemies through the criminal law system is still a win for him.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m betting most of these people live in old houses with a gas leak
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Trump takes advantage of the fact that media only covers “new” developments. When Trump gets negative press he doesn’t apologize and stays the course. When Dems get negative press, they do apologize (which creates additional coverage) and they do change course (which also creates more coverage)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Duncan Robson @duncanrobson.com · 10/02/2025
No credit on this so I looked it up and it was part of an amazing series of LA restaurant *video Yelp reviews* directed by Dave Green (Coyote vs Acme)
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Great theme song too
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I think about this policy proposal a lot when I listen to pundits like Matt Yglesias call for more centrist technocratic solutions, when it would obviously be better for a candidate to just yell “AFFORDABLE HOUSING” every chance they get.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Had to rewatch Bad Trip on Netflix today for work reasons. Not to toot my own horn, but this movie is so freaking funny. One of this things I’m most proud of having edited.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I thought this paragraph was pretty low key scathing
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Please mention dominion so we can see Fox News sweat about how to cover it without triggering a new law suit
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Who exactly is the person crossing the minefield in this metaphor?
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You get the sense Graham thought MAGA was dumb, but instead of trying to do something about it he chose to wait it out. I guess the lesson is that it’s better to die trying than die waiting.
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
People may not believe this, but you can actually get live tv for free!
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Doesn’t have an overly dramatic trailer-ized pop or rock song though (maybe Machinehead by Bush?)
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
How did I know this was JVL just from the blurb?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Saw Jackass last night and left... inspired? Prepared for the week? Committed to keep going? Is this what people leaving a megachurch feel like?
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The ol’ ski poles
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Matthew Kosinski @matthewkosinski.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Lots of jackass reviews have a similar sentiment. I would argue that having a blast watching it is the whole point!
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