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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I love that Prince has a song called "Pussy Control" and its not about being good at fucking its about an awesome woman named Pussy Control, and the moral of the song is that all women are Pussy Control. Its probably my favorite Prince song

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

the priest also cut my aunt's eulogy short (closing the Book of Matt Ferrari) but that's a story for another time

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

at my dad's funeral a woman dropped her communion wafer and the priest wouldn't give her another one and she picked it up off the floor and ate it

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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Mack The Knife verse 1: this macheath guy is bad news. Mack The Knife verse 6:

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

when I was a kid I used to think it was gross how often Hal and Lois had sex on Malcolm in the Middle but now that I’m a grown up I think it’s sweet

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

where does he rank all time

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

talking to a Bluesky user about Smiling Friends ending

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

did Bluesky see Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie

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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 10/02/2026

Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein

🧵 In response to my posts on X today, DOJ

1) unredacted an FBI file that LABELS two individuals as co-conspirators

2) unredacted a file that lists several men who might be implicated

3) tacitly admitted that Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was the sender of the torture video

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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Chris Rufo doesn't have a career outside of being a "culture warrior." This is his movement. He made his bed. Now he gets to lie in it.

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
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The problem with the annual conservative outrage cycle over the Super Bowl halftime show is that it has no impact on the NFL and makes conservatives look weak and left behind. Kid Rock does not change this calculus—he reinforces it. The ghettoization of conservative culture.

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@christopherrufo
I'm a right-winger, I love country music, but c'mon, Kid Rock did not "mog" Bad Bunny. This wasn't a "stunning culture war victory." Advertisers are not going to "flock away from the Super Bowl."

Conservatives have started lying to themselves and to their audiences—not good.

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Monroe sitting in the spot my dad died in and then licking himself. Thinking of them both today ❤️

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

this is one that always does well on the other site

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

robin williams, good will hunting: if i asked you about asa akira, you probably know a lot about her. 5'2, c cup, 2013 AVN best actress. but you can't tell me how it feels to get a vertical selfie with her at the vegas hard rock. you never stood there staring down those tan fakies. you're just a kid

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2026

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

you can't take anyone saying "rogan has turned on trump" seriously. the guy is completely compromised. he spends his entire life online but plays dumb about anything inconvenient for the right wing and tries to dodge the topic. he's a fully controlled arm of the US government

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

this is the only way to appreciate someone playing a bitchin guitar solo

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Monroe passed away peacefully today. I am going to miss him very much. I am happy you all got to love him as much as my family and I did ❤️

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

So she had a pulse. That’s what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasn’t breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away. Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

this one did well on the other site

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

One Battle After Another with my sexuality

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

does bluesky like One Battle After Another

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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Negatively polarizing yourself into an Iraq war supporter 2 decades after the fact is an interesting one

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Birthright/New Frontier/All Star - terrific Crossroads/COIE - really good Kingdom Come - a little maudlin but good Justice League International - definitely too sitcomy but I had fun

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

33. Deliverance - James Dickey 34. The Vampire Lestat - Anne Rice 35. Motherless Brooklyn - Jonathan Lethem 36. Incredible Hulk: Crossroads - Mantlo/Buscema

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

25. Superman: Birthright - Waid/Yu 26. Crisis on Infinite Earths - Wolfman/Perez 27. The New Frontier - Darwyn Cooke 28-29. Justice League 3-4 - Giffen/DeMatteis 30. Hannibal - Thomas Harris 31. Elvis and Me - Presley/Harmon 32. Gone with the Wind - Margaret Mitchell

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Matt Ferrari @matthewferrari.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

sorry only now replying to this, I thought they were fantastic, specifically the first one. looking forward to reading the next three this year

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