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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 10h
In all its glory @davidwaywell.bsky.social secretmanchester.com/prologue-boo... Not sure I want someone coming up to me.
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Here's when the team behind the “best bookshop in northern England” is opening a huge new Greater Manchester shop, literary bar & event space
The ambitious multi-concept literary destination also features floor-to-ceiling shelves, speciality coffee, creative writing workshops, and a dedicated stage for author events.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 13h
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Stewart Lee + Alison Cotton & Mark Nicholas - Pea Green Boat clips - Krankenhaus Festival, 30/8/26
YouTube video by Automorph
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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Russell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brexiters : "We aren't giving up the Great British Pound!" Also Brexiters : "Ooh, Crypto?"
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michael Caine "I voted for Brexit... I'd rather be a poor master than a rich servant... You get lost, and then you find your way, and it will be alright." This Brexiteer lives in LA, has never been a poor anything, and there are zero consequences for his actions on him.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MAGA finding out
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAGA Farmers Right Now
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jack Caramac @jackcaramac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Intruiging sound from Tommo & Tommeh, there, opening salvo from their new EP "F*ck Around & Find Out', 'Slash the Rubber'. Can I say that word on the radio? Well I just have. Asterisk is, of course, optional. More from them sometime after Christmas. Anyway, back in session, The Fall.
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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great episode @davidwaywell.bsky.social of Strong Message Here (www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...) with I think a great idea for how you could draw Ed Davey.
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Strong Message Here - We Care, We Fight! (with Stewart Lee) - BBC Sounds
Is Ed Davey cut out for the attention economy? Armando and Stewart Lee have some tips.
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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some call @davidwaywell.bsky.social AI, others Waywall or Paywall (🤔) but I just think he’s a kind, talented artist. I especially like the different expressions via the eyes.
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Graham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An absolute necessity for the good of our democracy and a prerequisite for rejoining the EU. The EU won’t take it seriously if we stay with a system that could elect a Reform gov on 30% of the vote.
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UKPRES @ukpres1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In 1981 Blake 7 returned for it's 4 series, and if you were hard of hearing Ceefax had you covered on page 170
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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Abysmal croissant @davidwaywell.bsky.social at out restaurant (glass for reference as to the dire size).
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My pal — the Actor, Director & Creative polymath @reecedinsdale.bsky.social — is trying to bring back to life the SQUARE CHAPEL ARTS CENTRE in Halifax. Theatre & the Live Arts are under threat from AI/Tech as never before, so please follow & support Reece. www.canncomms.co.uk/post/actor-a...
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Actor and long-standing Patron, Reece Dinsdale fronts new campaign to save Halifax’s Square Chapel Arts Centre
Photo credit: Reece Dinsdale in the cinema/studio space at Square Chapel (photo by Ant Robling)Reece Dinsdale leads Square Chapel rescue mission: “It’s time to bring it home”Award-Winning Actor, Write...
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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@davidwaywell.bsky.social great bookshop in York.
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The Daily Britain @thedailybritain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“If Farage will do you a Cameo for seventy pounds, just ask yourself: what would he do for seventy million?”
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you could take a minute to read this and, if it takes your fancy, then re-post it… I’d be so grateful. 🙏🏻 I’m doing my utmost to #SaveSquareChapelArts for the good people of Halifax & far beyond, and I need all the help you lovely lot can give me. Thank you! x www.canncomms.co.uk/post/actor-a...
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Actor and long-standing Patron, Reece Dinsdale fronts new campaign to save Halifax’s Square Chapel Arts Centre
Photo credit: Reece Dinsdale in the cinema/studio space at Square Chapel (photo by Ant Robling)Reece Dinsdale leads Square Chapel rescue mission: “It’s time to bring it home”Award-Winning Actor, Write...
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Worth watching and sharing
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great News 👊🏽
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@davidwaywell.bsky.social Amazon won’t let me write a review 🤷🏻‍♂️ Enjoyed it very much. As with the Slow Food ethos, its quality over quantity with this book; used my phone’s zoom to look at some of the details.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Protecting women and girls by...lurking around outside a police station coz their emotional support privately-educated Rolex-flashing convicted kidnapper got arrested for stabbing a boat.
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah. Thanks God for stepping up to make sure that we have a gaudy ballroom to eclipse our people's mansion. I'm sure you have been too busy to help with world hunger or the genocide in Gaza but thank you so much for doing what is right. #USDemocracy
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
German late-night satirical TV 'heute-show' has this (the line between truth & satire is ever so slim now): "Jürgen Klopp on his coaching debut for the German national team. Also, 68% of Germans think during halftime he should take a quick look at the pension reform package."
Jürgen Klopp gibt sein Trainerdebüt mit der deutschen Nationalelf.

Darüber hinaus befürworten 68 Prozent der Deutschen, dass er in der Halbzeitpause auch mal kurz einen Blick auf das Rentenpaket wirft.
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Tom H @t-dogg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Very funny, strap in this one will make you heave
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Count Arthur Strong @countarthurstrong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where do I sign?
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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 20/09/2026
Good morning @tomwatsonofficial.bsky.social Your journey from MP who most understood the Cambridge Analytica scandal to paid-up Palantir apologist is really quite the journey. Hope the pay packet is worth it. 💰 Here’s some background reading ahead of your first day 🧵👇
A throwback to Tom Watson’s days as the MP fighting back against Facebook after the Nerve team published the Cambridge Analytica investigation at the Observer 
(Tom’s standing, with investigative reporter Carole Cadwalladr on right and whistleblower Chris Wyler 2nd from left)🏁
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Greenhouse from recycled church stained glass windows, also known as "Sacré Blur" was made by horticultural installation artists Heywood and Condie from salvaged 18th and 19th century ecclesiastical stained glass. London
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Dr. Ruth Marshall is still kicking against the pricks @wtfis2bdone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are millions of new cases because of COVID. ANY ONE OF US CAN GET THIS LIFE-CRUSHING DISEASE! Huge thanks to George. Please read this important article!
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good. Now arrest those who were with him for conspiracy, and then arrest those who tried to set fire to a hotel for arson. And then proscribe the group as a terrorist organisation. Which is what you are if you use violence for political ends. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life
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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@robinince.bsky.social thanks for suggesting Pete Wharmby’s book. Turns out he does t-shirts too (oh boy does he): neurodiversitees.co.uk/product/auti...
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Autistic Bear Cheese (Men's)
Our brand new Autistic Bear Cheese (Men's) is a great addition to your collection. With a baggy, relaxed fit, this oversized tee features a bold graph...
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XS Malarkey Comedy Club @xsmalarkey.com · 23/09/2026
Kicking off October it's one of our favourite humans @robinince.bsky.social , taking us down a path of a thousand delightful deviations in a way that no one else can. Poetic, fascinating, and endlessly hilarious (but don't bank on getting the last train home...) wegottickets.com/f/28205 ❤️
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 23/09/2026
🚨 NEW BEST FOR BRITAIN RESEARCH 🚨 If Labour commit to rejoining the EU in the next manifesto they will be the party most likely to form a government. If Burnham wants to stop Farage, grow our economy and bring Britain to the top table, he must commit to EU membership.
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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Book launch for The Manchester Chronicles from @clintboon.bsky.social Friend Suey ill so can’t make it but bought a copy to get signed.
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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@thebossross.bsky.social
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Roger Protz @rogerprotz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One thing we CAN thank Carlsberg for: they gifted a historic set of Union barrels to Thornbridge. A gift that keeps on giving. This collab with Sheffield's exceptional St Mars of the Desert will be one to look out for!
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Diane Messias @comedywriter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RIP irony. ⚰️
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Germans don’t have a word for pie! @matthewcreeves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great evening watching Jon Ronson. I had never heard the story of his son and the worst swear word. Looking forward to his book.
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s time to stop adhering to a decade-old referendum that caused us nothing but problems. An increasingly volatile world now changes faster, year on year. The days of Empire are long gone. We cannot survive alone. We need the power/safety of our neighbours. Unity not isolation.
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 20/09/2026
I was looking something up on Google Maps, and I think I might have found out why successive governments have been so bad at delivery.
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have more meetings in Halifax today. 🤞 I’m doing all I can to save this place for the Arts and the good people of West Yorkshire… and even further afield. In saving such places, we ALL win! 🙏🏻 Please RT. Thank you. #SaveSquareChapelArts #Halifax
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can you imagine the press reaction if Palestine Action were forcing Ambulance Stations to close? Or the Socialist Workers Party were shutting Fire Stations? No, of course not, cos it wouldn't fucking happen. These people are terrorists and should be treated as such. Ban, arrest, imprison.
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wear it with pride
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As former Labour minister Tom Watson joins Palantir, please read this devastating exposé by @petergeoghegan.bsky.social & @lucasamin.bsky.social of how the company, with Peter Mandelson's help, wormed its way into the UK government to sell its dire & dangerous products. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Peter Geoghegan and Lucas Amin · ‘This looks absolutely rubbish’: Palantir and the NHS
A decade ago Palantir was largely unknown in the UK. It now holds public contracts worth hundreds of millions of pounds...
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone remember that time when two fighting aged men living at those barracks ran amok and assaulted a member of the public.... why didn't Piddington declare independence then I wonder? www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2324828...
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Soldiers banned from every pub in Bicester after 'dreadful' attack on civilian
Bradley Barr and Owen Thomas, both 20, were given community orders
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Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Farage has spent decades raging at the elite, but now he’s auctioning the country off to whoever waves the largest wad in his face and he's calling it a 'level playing field'.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The people of Piddington have spoken. I say, grant them independence. Border controls. Visas to cross into the UK. Tariffs on goods. No GBP. No NHS. No benefits or pensions. Let us know when your little lilywhite enclave has gone all Mad Max and you started eating each other. BUH-BYE!
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John Harris @johnharris1969.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is quite a story: accidental municipal anarchism in Oldham www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
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The law is being broken in Oldham but it could soon get even more grim
SPECIAL REPORT: Oldham council is making headlines over the fact its most senior officers believe the local authority is breaking the law but what exactly is happening?
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