Reposted by Matt GreenMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 16467511845
Reposted by Matt GreenOh God, What Now? – the politics podcast @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🌹 BONUS BURNHAMCAST 🌹 The PM stuns and rouses Labour’s Liverpool conference with a bold address promising to usher in a new era. Have we just heard the “Wonderwall” of political speeches? The New World's political editor @jamesrball.com and @nndroid.bsky.social weigh in ➡️ linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow... 113011
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 29/09/2026Nowhere in this article does it mention that he was a trans man and that this may have been something to do with the motive. This is clearly a complicated story and a lot of the coverage feels very incomplete. 1295
Reposted by Matt GreenStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There are really good reasons *not* to do it, but both this Labour government and the last are hamstrung by the inability to just clearly state 'Donald Trump is bad and has bad consequences'. 1739760
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 29/09/2026Every day we see Trump and his acolytes make shit up, lie and just invent nonsense that they think makes them look good. Then the BBC reports something that “the Secretary of State” says like it’s gospel truth. We have no idea if Marco Rubio knows what he’s talking about. Trump certainly doesn’t. 918324
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 24/09/2026Well I’m sure the independent DOJ will get right on that. It’s not like it’s run by Trump’s personal lawyer or anything 17911
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 24/09/2026I’m heading to Basingstoke this weekend for a gig. Wondering if I need to pack a balaclava so I fit in? 10934
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 24/09/2026This week I’ve been doing comedy on a cruise ship for @pocruises.bsky.social & Manford’s Comedy Clubs. The gigs have been great and the Norwegian fjords are as stunning as you’d expect. 5803
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 24/09/2026It's been a fun couple of years of acting work - some really good things to be a part of... 7571
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 24/09/2026If you see the new Sense & Sensibility film this weekend (and you should, it's a bold and beautiful new version), look out for the doctor who treats Marianne. You might recognise his voice and general demeanour. (It's me) www.imdb.com/title/tt1360...imdb.com 5985
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 23/09/2026It will be a fitting end to this story when Trump’s ballroom collapses on him and all his acolytes during his third inaugural 6527
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 23/09/2026I hesitate to give this any attention but Braverman seems to have missed the point that no one is an “English citizen”. We’re British citizens. Which she says she’s proud to be. Englishness is not citizenship. So what’s she going on about? (Yes I know she’s mad and cynical) 6848
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 23/09/2026Not as catchy as Judge Dredd’s catchphrase, but it has a certain ring to it 86022
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 21/09/2026This graph explains all of UK (and much of global) politics over the last 20 years 45317
Reposted by Matt Greenthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“you get those photos for the weed communion wafers ad?” “sure did, boss. real sexy, just like you asked.” 691547327
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/09/2026Every announcement is about a further delay and I think I can hear his soul leaving his body as he apologises again and again 3600
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/09/2026My train is more than 25 mins delayed and weve only just left. The guard (who was late which is why we are) just announced he wouldn’t insult us by checking our tickets. I mean, it’s not much of a gesture when we’ve all bought tickets already. I think he’s just embarrassed… 7642
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/09/2026Also sad to hear that Stephanie Cole has died. A true legend of British comedy acting. I was lucky enough to work with her on an episode of Cabin Pressure (with Alison Steadman as well!) and she was a total pro and delightful backstage. RIP. 1320111
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/09/2026Sad to read that the rapper Sway has died. I loved his album This Is My Demo which I have just seen was made 20 years ago. Every news story this week seems designed to make me feel old… 1281
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/09/2026The first 3 mins of this contain two of my favourite jokes I’ve ever got into OGWN. And the rest of it is a really interesting chat about the issues of the day… 1263
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/09/2026Absolutely loved The Beast In Me (Netflix). Very good performances from Matthew Rhys, Claire Danes and Brittany Snow and a satisfyingly twisty story. Highly recommended. 1421
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 17/09/2026This was the soundtrack of my A levels. I felt very cool for knowing about it. Still a wonderful and beguiling album 6563
Reposted by Matt GreenJane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight 721802538
Reposted by Matt GreenRosie Holt @rosieisaholt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Reform MP defends billionaire donations, says Reform is a “disruptor” and compares Reform to Jesus. 2033372
Reposted by Matt GreenEleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My 2026 Fringe show The Mermaid is now available to watch to everyone who subs to my Patreon! For just $2 you can watch the show in its entirety! patreon.com/u82694840patreon.comGet more from Eleanor Morton on PatreonGet more from Eleanor Morton on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $2/month. Hello! I'm a writer, comedian and actor whom you might have… 39227
Reposted by Matt GreenLucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not so smug about the believability of them continuing to build Jurassic Parks now are we 91202251
Reposted by Matt GreenSam Bright @writesbright.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not to be pedantic but Christopher Harborne has already given £25 million to Reform and Ben Delo £8 million. So the figure isn’t £72 million - it’s £105 million. 631243559
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 13/09/2026Just saw a cast & crew screening of a new feature film that I have a small role in. Always lovely to hear the applause over the end credits and seeing just how many people worked on it. Don’t think I’m allowed to say what it is yet, but it’s out very soon and I loved it. 61103
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 12/09/2026I've realised that "it's not clear" is now code for "it's not true but Trump said it so we have to report it". It's not clear it's legal. It's not clear it's possible. It's not clear he knows what he's saying. 716524
Reposted by Matt GreenSam Bright @writesbright.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Labour should have acted quicker to stop this - and it may seriously regret not doing so 79880214
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 12/09/2026Me next to the director of Paddington back when comedy wasn’t afraid to take on the Scotch 😀 5454
Reposted by Matt GreenRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 653999786
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 09/09/2026Against this Pakistan team, for sure. Another potential 2 day Test? 120
Reposted by Matt GreenMatthew Holness @mrholness.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Finch fans - I’m performing a work-in-progress show at the Soho Theatre in November. Live music with readings. sohotheatre.com/events/matth... 712126
Reposted by Matt GreenChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again 15852145
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 09/09/2026I’m trying to imagine what the response would be if a car manufacturer said “within 10 years there’s a 10% chance that all of our cars will explode and kill everyone”. Might they be told not to build any more cars for a bit? 2118942
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 08/09/2026It’s so lucky for him that he always seems to be surrounded by big strong guys 16606
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 08/09/2026It’s been so long I’d actually forgotten what it was like to be rained on. Quite annoying actually 51133
Reposted by Matt Greenjoecraiguk.bsky.social @joecraiguk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m clearing the shelves. Making space for the new book (coming 2 Nov!) So if you’d like a Jimmy Coates book, message me. It’s lucky dip (but you can read them in any order). It’s free, but UK only, please, as I’ll be paying postage. It’s until I run out. Details of the new book coming v soon… 045
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 08/09/2026And Kodak too I think. I’m sure I’ve heard that they knew digital cameras were coming but made too much money from film so couldn’t pivot. 450
Reposted by Matt GreenJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I believe the RNLI are responding to legitimate concerns that people might drown. 161191223
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 07/09/2026Absolutely shameful normalisation. I don’t often comment on articles but I couldn’t resist on this one. 1121123
