Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 24/09/2026This week I’ve been doing comedy on a cruise ship for @pocruises.bsky.social & Manford’s Comedy Clubs. The gigs have been great and the Norwegian fjords are as stunning as you’d expect. 5803
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 24/09/2026It's been a fun couple of years of acting work - some really good things to be a part of... 7571
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 06/09/2026There are a few missing words in this sentence from the BBC, namely ‘since…*the last one caused*…World War Two’ But who needs context? 220947
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 05/09/2026Sometimes a picture is so photoshopped that it basically looks like A.I. 5803
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 04/09/2026I love an unnecessarily elaborate backstage toilet - backstage at Colchester Arts Centre 131648
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/08/2026I’m not sure what her looks have got to do with anything 71102
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 16/08/2026Just noticed this at Blackfriars station for the first time. Funny to see Berlin next to Bromley etc. But also how did this work? Was there a ferry to Calais from Blackfriars? So many questions. 3351
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 30/07/2026Browsing Vinted for the first time. Not entirely sure what product this photo is meant to be advertising 25814
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 30/07/2026Allister Heath in 1940: “We’ve lost the war against Germany. Time to scrap the RAF.” 21484105
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 27/07/2026Intriguing note above the sink in the Gents. So many ways to interpret this. 239615
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 12/07/2026An incredible gig by @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social at the Royal Festival Hall tonight! Neil was in superb voice and the band were brilliant - so glad I got to see them live! 9932
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 11/07/2026OK now I’m convinced that Trump is getting royalties for this book. You couldn’t buy this kind of publicity 6848
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 10/07/2026Donald Trump: Tax cuts backing, gold-loving Apprentice star Nigel Farage: Brexit backing, pub-loving I’m A Celebrity star 56010
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 29/06/2026My TV guide has started listing my local news as North West Tonight despite my living in London. Andy Burnham is already having an effect. 81227
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 26/06/2026Whilst waiting at the station I also saw some cardboard that seemed to have spontaneously combusted in the sun. I knew how it felt 4511
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 23/06/2026As Starmer resigns, let’s not forget one of his first big mistakes in government (cutting the Winter Fuel Payments) and how it could have been avoided… 412824
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 19/06/2026Poor old Joe Root. He must have thought that the days of this type of photo being used were over #thecricket 3271
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/06/2026Lovely to see @joewellscomic.bsky.social & @abigoliah.bsky.social at their book launch tonight! You can get it here: owlbookshop.co.uk/product/neur... 1344
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 17/06/2026This spam message really made me laugh - and then wonder exactly what they meant… 3481
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 12/06/2026A headline that contradicts itself within 3 words 1023025
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 12/06/2026David Hockney - what a life and what an extraordinary artist. I spend many happy times at Salts Mill, and his creative energy and passion for art were undimmed until the very end. A great Yorkshireman and a towering figure of British culture. He will be missed. 722632
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 05/06/2026Sometimes people get together for the simplest reasons… Live at The 99 Club in London 28414
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 05/06/2026When your job is headlines but you prefer riddles 1624446
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 29/05/2026I love it when newspapers turn into High Court Judges from the 1960s 3492
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 27/05/2026When the audience is also funny! I love it when someone in the crowd says something genuinely funny. Live at The 99 Club in London 29110
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 23/05/2026Just finished Thirst by John Robins. An unflinching and compelling memoir about alcoholism and recovery which is also very funny at times. He captures the false joy and thudding horror of addiction brilliantly. Honest, uncomfortable and brave - like his best comedy. 0603
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 19/05/2026Really enjoyed @rosieisaholt.bsky.social’s new play Churchill’s Urinal at @kingsheadtheatre.bsky.social tonight - really funny with some great topical jokes and unexpected twists. See it in Islington or at @edfringe.bsky.social in August! 0303
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 18/05/2026Do you need a visa for London? Recorded live at The 99 Club 08512
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 12/05/2026Russell Brand’s book sounds…as expected. A coruscating (he’d like that word) review of it here: liveapp.inews.co.uk/category/440... 4464
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 10/05/2026Every podcast advert! The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey with a word from his sponsors… 28922
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 09/05/2026Great news. Who needs real TV shows when you can just make your own AI slop versions? 4855
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 07/05/2026Fair enough - 2 year olds find it very hard to work out the odds 3966
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 05/05/2026Why TikTok is great actually! The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey explains… 2304
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 01/05/2026What is the Boris Wave? The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey explains… An extract from Matt Green: Legitimate Concerns, live at the Leicester Square Theatre in October 2025. 17012
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 30/04/2026All podcast ads sound like this! The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey with a few words from his sponsors… 411245
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 29/04/2026A modern retelling of Jack and Jill? Having fun with a couple at The 99 Club in London 1332
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 28/04/2026What are Reform’s Pledges? The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey runs through some of Reform's pledges from their last manifesto... An extract from Matt Green: Legitimate Concerns, live at the Leicester Square Theatre in October 2025. 28923