Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 5hI mean, these are the daft arseholes who all turned up to rallies with bandages on their ears. Bit much to expect them to have self-respect. 000
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 10hFucking great day to be Burnham. Tories and Greens have completely lost their minds. 290
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 13hYou absolutely don't gotta hand it to Cameron and Osborne, but if the Tories do die then Brexit and austerity are what will have done it, the cheque's just been in the post a while. 021
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Disappointing lack of Terry Fenwick love here. But I'll go Mark Falco. 010
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No, you haven't, sounds like Tom Leonard I think? 020
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like to.imagine The Pope going "oh fuck, we've lost *peers over glasses* Spectro?" 100
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah, I was born in 77 and it's amazing how many blokes who are only yen years older than me have convinced themselves that they were at D-Day. 120
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have to keep an eye on it for work and my God it's mental on there. Our local MP posted something innocuous about conference and there were hundreds of replies going on about the Fabians and small boats 220
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Surely they're just giving up a massive investment opportunity in a fit of pique. Someone else will take it. It's idiotic. 030
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Amazing what happens when your monetary policy for forty years has been variations on the old joke about "we've established what you are, now we're just haggling over price" 040
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ivwas never much if a Libertines fan, but 6 just played some after a load of honkingly self-regarding chin-stroking American indie and Christ it was a relief. 000
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Particularly if we get Stella Creasy to negotiate. 030
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Miliband standing in is sending the Angry Facebook Blokes west, it's very funny. 000
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All I'm saying is I once had some people throw a birthday party for their bulldogs and this was how they dressed the room: 130
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are various times of the year, of which this is one, when I am not vibing with the tl but I hope you all have a lovely time. 130
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Georgi Kinkladze and Shaun Goater stans all across the planet. 280
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sundays. Mother's Day, Christmas Eve, Valentine's. The days when People Who Don't Eat Out eat out and have no clue how to behave. 040
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On the Sunday just gone I had a stand up argument with a table who insisted their food had been over an hour. It had been fifteen minutes. People innit. 160
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Started strong, seems to have perked up a bit of late, phoned it in for the twenty years in the middle. 000
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I, too, have read too much mid-period Ian McEwen. 210
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's a pleasure to make and it tastes phenomenal, no brainer really. 010
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you're in a rush, grate it. There's always a pot of confit garlic whipped with a bit of oil on my station at work for a la minute stuff. Raw pureed for longer term jobs. 120
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What's yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard. 020
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I refuse to believe that Jeff Prestridge is a real name. 010
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Money is boring. Prople whose main interest is wealth creation are boring. Boring people have mid taste. Their products will be boring. 030
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am reminded of how everyone I've ever hated on Desert Island Discs has chosen Tina Turner's "Simply the Best" Or, to out it another way, I am sure AI has gotten very good at churning out close facsimiles of Coldplay. 130
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My sympathy, I can't imagine much worse than being deprived of my lads. 100
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Never understood the Gails thing, it's just not very good. Much like Pret. 000
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I take the nuanced and bien-pensant position that they're both a bit shit tbh. 110
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah, I did, that was my favourite of the pre smartphone era. Amusing that it had bluetooth but there was nothing else to connect to. 021
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I agree, and it screams out of touch. This is not the reality of the situation. There are inherently racist fucks, sure, but in my experience it stems from parochialism rather than class/race. 020
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026(I know, it was more a gentle jibe at the bloke who clearly thought we didn't belong in that company) 020
Matt Fallaize @mattfallaize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have watched maybe half a dozen of those shows and you all have far too much free time. 010
