mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This whole thread reminds me of the Covington High kids, and trying to explain to people that "I know that exact expression. That is the face of a kid who knows he won't face any consequences for being a pain in your ass, but will rat you out if you call him an asshole." 000
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialRandy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 17/09/2026I mean...they never knew how to model it, they were just in denial about it before 22243
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Teach a man to draw a fish, and he doesn't eat for a day. Teach a man to generate a digital fish, and he doesn't eat for a lifetime. 0749
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Going into the second quarter and most of my players haven't touched the ball yet. I love fantasy football. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I saw my first commercial made entirely with AI and absolutely hated the entire experience. Truly abhorrent stuff that is making our world poorer. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026All the Scrooge dialogue seems a perfect time to remind everyone of the fantastic 1970 musical version. It's an absolute treat. And has no jonny depp. youtu.be/dNgXR8bLmAM?... 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you told me Garret Dillahunt was in the Green Lantern show, I would have watched it much sooner. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This morning my three year old woke up and said "my bed peed on me. Not kind bed." And I've decided to approach my day with that energy. 000
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialmore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026despite being one of the more difficult monsters to make a movie about—narratively and visually—the concept of werewolves has never left the public imagination, most likely because it expresses a universal fear of how much it would be everybody's problem if men had periods 41590270
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026static.klipy.comC3PO Says 'We're Doomed' in Star WarsALT: C3PO Says 'We're Doomed' in Star Wars 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Awake at 230am wondering why my kid is such a night owl. 010
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My kids are in the bathtub playing with little toys and submarines and yes-and-ing each other like good little improvisors. 010
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Late to the last season of The Boys. Firecracker is one of the most detestable characters but Valorie Curry plays her with so much pathos and energy I can't look away. Knowing the show, she'll die horribly, but I'll be a little sad when she does. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I come back to this one about once a month. My second choice was the entire episode "Brannigan Begin Again." 4394
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I will like and share all of these. It's just so damn funny watching him try to soak up someone else's applause. What an absolute bafoon. 110
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialDennis Fangg @zizpa.bsky.social · 20/07/2026They’re gonna do this to us next year. 114112
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It just shouldn't be this…sh-hard… 7645531154
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I know I won't hear about "when it happens" on Bluesky, because this website will absolutely crash from the traffic. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The new Evil Dead Burn movie does not have remotely the same tone as the others and is a largely incoherent mess to string together gratuitous gruesome fights and abuse. More snuff film than horror with nothing much to say. The best part was the teaser trailer for Buddy. youtu.be/pxtQ1oKmhds?...youtu.beBuddy Teaser Trailer (2026)YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Trailers 010
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Between getting beaten badly from the the left and the right, neo-liberalism proving incapable of stopping fascism, and stewing in a potent racist echo chamber, some once reasonable-sounding people have absolutely lost the plot. 010
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If "drive out all non-white people" and "use tools of the state to make sure everyone has the food and medicine they need" seem equally extreme to you, I think you need to recalibrate your moral and political compass. 020
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026If ever there was a cycle to "run everywhere" this is it. There are going to be some good surprises this fall in districts fed up with Trump's wars and corruption, data centers and GOP cuts to vital services, but only if you run serious campaigns there. 111119
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The biggest open lane in American politics is still: We will make your life easier. No more health insurance headaches, no more filing convoluted tax returns, guaranteed child care and cheap (competitive) college. It doesn't have to be this hard. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Just when I think I might drop Netflix, they go and add Pitch Black and the Fifth Element. Well played. 010
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Top 15 TV shows: Arrested Development 30 Rock Futurama The Expanse The Wire Andor GoT Star Trek TNG Bob's Burgers The Good Place Hannibal Jeopardy Late Night with Conan Battlestar Galactica Cowboy Bebop (anime) 000
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy. 482546517
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I don't know what the landscape will be like in a year, but if he tried now he'd fail. He is surrounded by Jackals that don't like him and/or want his seat. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It's not for everyone, but if you want to see a pirate chef kickbox an otter while a snail-phone plays musak, the live-action One Piece is a real treat. 010
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026AI is basically LARPing Mission Impossible with mentally unstable people. This is beyond irresponsible. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Really curious why outlets and pundits aren't using the word "assassinated." That's the most accurate term. Donald Trump had the Ayatollah assassinated a little over a month after kidnapping the president of Venezuela. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My three year old can wake up, run to the door, drink a cup of water, then fall asleep the instant his head hits the pillow and I am indescribably jealous 000
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I take my podcast recommendations EXTREMELY seriously because most podcasters should live in constant shame and derision but if you’re interested in Vonnegut these are really excellent discussions that are extremely fond of Vonnegut without ignoring his flaws podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...podcasts.apple.comKurt VonneguysComedy Podcast · Join reader-comedians Alex Schmidt and Michael Swaim for a fun, digressive trip through the Kurt Vonnegut canon. It’s a book club, a comedy show, and a cavalcade of smart, entertainin... 91256
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialplease stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 19/02/2026ENGLAND figured it out?!? ENGLAND?!? 25463125
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 07/02/2026If ever I need to define "chaotic neutral" in D&D again, I'll just describe a 3-year-old. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Every few months I have a conversation with my mom where she admits that I was right about something in politics/culture/economy and then immediately dismisses my input on the next topic. 000
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2025What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks! 1887235746
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Oh mate, this is a fancy toilet. What have YOU been doing in it? 010
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025The tide waters of Trump's popularity have receded so far we're seeing the first signs of long lost Republican vertebrae. 010
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialgamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 26/11/2025iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it 361063112
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 21/11/2025You know what kind of person doesn't mind being called a fascist? A fascist. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Jason Willick be like "So what we're supposed to fire ALL the men who emailed a know pedophile about their inappropriate advances toward much younger women they had power over?" Yeah, man. We should do exactly that. 000
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 13/11/2025This is a radicalizing moment for a lot of people. How big is the cognitive jump from "wow all these wealthy people seem really terrible" to "you must be really terrible to accumulate that much wealth"? 010
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialmichael swaim 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 12/11/2025My feed is way too pun-heavy lately. I need to diversify with some observational stuff, like glasses jokes or a telescope bit. 2363
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this. 886302215444
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I can imagine there may be a handful of young folk that joined ICE naively thinking they were going to be keeping citizens safe from violent criminals, but it's clearly overwhelmingly men that just enjoy hurting people. 020
mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 11/10/2025It's wild to be on playgrounds full of Eleanor, Beatrice, Montgomery and Jasper. 000
Reposted by @mattbarrs.bsky.socialAmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025sherman, for the love of god! 15077852304