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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This whole thread reminds me of the Covington High kids, and trying to explain to people that "I know that exact expression. That is the face of a kid who knows he won't face any consequences for being a pain in your ass, but will rat you out if you call him an asshole."
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Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 17/09/2026
I mean...they never knew how to model it, they were just in denial about it before
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Teach a man to draw a fish, and he doesn't eat for a day. Teach a man to generate a digital fish, and he doesn't eat for a lifetime.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Going into the second quarter and most of my players haven't touched the ball yet. I love fantasy football.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This captures my sentiments as well.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I saw my first commercial made entirely with AI and absolutely hated the entire experience. Truly abhorrent stuff that is making our world poorer.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All the Scrooge dialogue seems a perfect time to remind everyone of the fantastic 1970 musical version. It's an absolute treat. And has no jonny depp. youtu.be/dNgXR8bLmAM?...
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you told me Garret Dillahunt was in the Green Lantern show, I would have watched it much sooner.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This morning my three year old woke up and said "my bed peed on me. Not kind bed." And I've decided to approach my day with that energy.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
despite being one of the more difficult monsters to make a movie about—narratively and visually—the concept of werewolves has never left the public imagination, most likely because it expresses a universal fear of how much it would be everybody's problem if men had periods
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
static.klipy.com
C3PO Says 'We're Doomed' in Star Wars
ALT: C3PO Says 'We're Doomed' in Star Wars
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Awake at 230am wondering why my kid is such a night owl.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My kids are in the bathtub playing with little toys and submarines and yes-and-ing each other like good little improvisors.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Late to the last season of The Boys. Firecracker is one of the most detestable characters but Valorie Curry plays her with so much pathos and energy I can't look away. Knowing the show, she'll die horribly, but I'll be a little sad when she does.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I come back to this one about once a month. My second choice was the entire episode "Brannigan Begin Again."
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I will like and share all of these. It's just so damn funny watching him try to soak up someone else's applause. What an absolute bafoon.
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Dennis Fangg @zizpa.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They’re gonna do this to us next year.
Star Wars ending with Trump in the corner
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It just shouldn't be this…sh-hard…
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I know I won't hear about "when it happens" on Bluesky, because this website will absolutely crash from the traffic.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The new Evil Dead Burn movie does not have remotely the same tone as the others and is a largely incoherent mess to string together gratuitous gruesome fights and abuse. More snuff film than horror with nothing much to say. The best part was the teaser trailer for Buddy. youtu.be/pxtQ1oKmhds?...
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Buddy Teaser Trailer (2026)
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Between getting beaten badly from the the left and the right, neo-liberalism proving incapable of stopping fascism, and stewing in a potent racist echo chamber, some once reasonable-sounding people have absolutely lost the plot.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If "drive out all non-white people" and "use tools of the state to make sure everyone has the food and medicine they need" seem equally extreme to you, I think you need to recalibrate your moral and political compass.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If ever there was a cycle to "run everywhere" this is it. There are going to be some good surprises this fall in districts fed up with Trump's wars and corruption, data centers and GOP cuts to vital services, but only if you run serious campaigns there.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The biggest open lane in American politics is still: We will make your life easier. No more health insurance headaches, no more filing convoluted tax returns, guaranteed child care and cheap (competitive) college. It doesn't have to be this hard.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just when I think I might drop Netflix, they go and add Pitch Black and the Fifth Element. Well played.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
District Manager of the Flies.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Top 15 TV shows: Arrested Development 30 Rock Futurama The Expanse The Wire Andor GoT Star Trek TNG Bob's Burgers The Good Place Hannibal Jeopardy Late Night with Conan Battlestar Galactica Cowboy Bebop (anime)
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I don't know what the landscape will be like in a year, but if he tried now he'd fail. He is surrounded by Jackals that don't like him and/or want his seat.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It's not for everyone, but if you want to see a pirate chef kickbox an otter while a snail-phone plays musak, the live-action One Piece is a real treat.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
AI is basically LARPing Mission Impossible with mentally unstable people. This is beyond irresponsible.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Really curious why outlets and pundits aren't using the word "assassinated." That's the most accurate term. Donald Trump had the Ayatollah assassinated a little over a month after kidnapping the president of Venezuela.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
My three year old can wake up, run to the door, drink a cup of water, then fall asleep the instant his head hits the pillow and I am indescribably jealous
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I take my podcast recommendations EXTREMELY seriously because most podcasters should live in constant shame and derision but if you’re interested in Vonnegut these are really excellent discussions that are extremely fond of Vonnegut without ignoring his flaws podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
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Kurt Vonneguys
Comedy Podcast · Join reader-comedians Alex Schmidt and Michael Swaim for a fun, digressive trip through the Kurt Vonnegut canon. It’s a book club, a comedy show, and a cavalcade of smart, entertainin...
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
ENGLAND figured it out?!? ENGLAND?!?
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If ever I need to define "chaotic neutral" in D&D again, I'll just describe a 3-year-old.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Every few months I have a conversation with my mom where she admits that I was right about something in politics/culture/economy and then immediately dismisses my input on the next topic.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Oh mate, this is a fancy toilet. What have YOU been doing in it?
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The tide waters of Trump's popularity have receded so far we're seeing the first signs of long lost Republican vertebrae.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
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Cecily / Chaide @chaide.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
You know what kind of person doesn't mind being called a fascist? A fascist.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Jason Willick be like "So what we're supposed to fire ALL the men who emailed a know pedophile about their inappropriate advances toward much younger women they had power over?" Yeah, man. We should do exactly that.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This is a radicalizing moment for a lot of people. How big is the cognitive jump from "wow all these wealthy people seem really terrible" to "you must be really terrible to accumulate that much wealth"?
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michael swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
My feed is way too pun-heavy lately. I need to diversify with some observational stuff, like glasses jokes or a telescope bit.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.
Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. 

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I can imagine there may be a handful of young folk that joined ICE naively thinking they were going to be keeping citizens safe from violent criminals, but it's clearly overwhelmingly men that just enjoy hurting people.
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mattbarrs.bsky.social @mattbarrs.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
It's wild to be on playgrounds full of Eleanor, Beatrice, Montgomery and Jasper.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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