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Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. And they'll have to prise my 2012 Nobel Peace Prize out of my cold, dead hands. matsimpson.com/about

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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 7h
Is this SI?
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 14h
It’s *operated* by Serco and *sponsored* by Santander, but it is owned by the public.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 14h
Apple tried bringing back Amazing Stories with Spielberg as exec producer, and it was so bad that Apple didn’t renew it for a second series - and Apple normally renew absolutely *everything* for a second series. tv.apple.com/gb/show/amaz...
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Watch Amazing Stories - Apple TV
From visionary executive producers Steven Spielberg, Edward Kitsis, and Adam Horowitz, this reimagining of the classic anthology series transports eve…
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 14h
If we get rid of all (or even some) of those steel boxes, we’ll have room to create docks for affordable, publicly-owned cycle hire schemes that benefit all, rather than stuffing the pockets of American corporations.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 14h
I wish the council would go for an expansion of the TfL docked cycle hire scheme, rather than litter the streets with dockless bikes that enrich tech bros and US venture capitalists and cost a fortune to actually ride.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 16h
Manchester City lodging their appeal
A sad and tired dog wearing a tie
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 18h
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 17h
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 17h
They didn’t give him time to finish it ☹️
Crudely drawn cock added to Greg brockman’s signature
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 18h
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 29/09/2026
Oh, I don’t know the full context here, but this is a fantastic and satisfying watch.
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Liberty @libertyhq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW: Liberty Investigates and The Guardian discover British Transport Police’s initial six-month trial of live facial recognition tech in London’s railway stations: - cost more than £320,000 - took nearly 100 hours of police time - resulted in no arrests www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Trial of live facial recognition in London stations ends with a false positive and no arrests
Freedom of information request finds six-month trial cost £320,000, used almost 100 police hours and led to just one – incorrect – alert
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Dean Pelton's Lalala Not Hearing Moment
Alt: Dean Pelton's Lalala Not Hearing Moment
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 29/09/2026
I’m a husk of a man
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 29/09/2026
I don’t buy it.
Never trust a gooner in the mumdani typefaces
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 29/09/2026
I know this reveals me to be a very bitter and broken person, but I really can’t get past all the gooner stuff.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 29/09/2026
The Shopify CEO reaping what he sows
News story from last year where the shopify ceo demanded that staff prove that AI can’t do their jobs, and a news story from this week where the same CEO says that AI is generating more work for everyone
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 28/09/2026
Just realised what that Taylor Swift song reminds me of: m.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGr...
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Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 28/09/2026
The Moore ones are obviously great. My all time favourite though is Poots vibrating flic.kr/p/2EQ8U
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Smirny and Ian look resigned as Pootle does his thing
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 27/09/2026
Imagine being scared of Fabians, of all people. It’s like campaigning to get labradors added to the dangerous dogs list.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 27/09/2026
Peak Arsenal
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 27/09/2026
I was very glad when it ticked to the 6th minute because I was worried that I might manifest it
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 27/09/2026
Hanson (o.g.) 5’
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 24/09/2026
I think the stuff at the boxparks has been extremely performative with people waiting for a goal just so they can throw a beer. I guess people going to premier league games will likely be older and may less likely to want to waste precious neck oil ;)
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 24/09/2026
Obviously a different atmosphere, but beer in view of the pitch has made little difference to women’s games. My concern with having it at men’s games is (i) getting boxpark-style beer showers when goals are scored (not really a risk at Spurs 😭) and (ii) people coming and going to get more beer
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 24/09/2026
That judge is a spoilsport.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 24/09/2026
It hasn’t been spoken about much yet because it still doesn’t feel that close to being a political option, but think adopting the Euro is the assumption, at least if we were able to regain full membership. But the EU is also moving to the idea of tiered membership, which may mean we’d keep sterling.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 23/09/2026
The Central line runs beside the playground of my old primary school, so we’d get visits from London Transport for safety advice in our assemblies. Sometimes they’d lay detonators on the track so we’d get to hear the bangs when trains went by. I often wondered what the passengers thought
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 18/09/2026
I’d completely missed that low cost memotech. Was anything ever seen of it?
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a truly excellent series of acting choices this fifty seconds of television presents…
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 18/09/2026
This should not be a controversial opinion.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 16/09/2026
The Landmark Trust is a real treasure. My mum and dad used to love staying in all these incredible places www.landmarktrust.org.uk
landmarktrust.org.uk
The Landmark Trust | Holidays in Historic Buildings
We are a charity that rescues and restores important historic buildings, giving them new life as destinations for self-catering breaks. From castles to cottages, and forts to follies, explore more tha...
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 16/09/2026
The Landmark Trust used to rent out the apartment on the top floor of The Hill House as a holiday let, and I was lucky enough to stay there when I was a kid. It felt like such a wonderful privilege.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 16/09/2026
Did the Burgundians from Pimlico teach us nothing?
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 16/09/2026
Me watching Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 14/09/2026
My “I do not live in a mould palace” statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 14/09/2026
I joined a year or so after b3ta started. People with that kind of vintage may enjoy these photos from various meet-ups: www.flickr.com/photos/matsi...
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b3tans
Drunken geeks, nerds and misfits
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. disasters 2. fires 3. floods 4. killer bees 5. Los Angeles falling in the sea 6. Garbage Pail Kids 7. Transformers because there's more than meets the eye
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 11/09/2026
I'm biased because it's my patch, but Walthamstow is easy to get to from wherever.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 11/09/2026
It's far from luxurious, but I know people who find the Premier Inn in Tottenham Hale easy and low fuss. Alternatively, there's a Travelodge by Walthamstow Central tube, which would mean going against the flow after the game (although you may need to queue to get in 7 Sisters or Tott Hale)
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 11/09/2026
Hah! I was about to post this very same thing 🤝
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 09/09/2026
"Oh, you're criticising data centres? But you USED A DATA CENTRE to publish your post??? Hypocritical much????" Time to put this fossil fuel PR inspired talking point to bed forever. Why the 'Mr Gotcha' gambit is wrong in two very important ways:
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 08/09/2026
It won’t stop these reprehensible, cowardly pieces of shit attacking the RNLI, but here is a handy link to donate rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 06/09/2026
I think I went to this open day with my dad. #old
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 04/09/2026
They used to have a concession in the upstairs bit of the HMV by Bond Street station too, if I remember right.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 04/09/2026
Follow the leaderes!
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Jack (tehTrunk) @tehtrunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can I get from Tottenham to Nottingham using only public bus services?
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 04/09/2026
I wonder what happens when a bus breaks down or has issues. How do the ones behind overtake?
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 03/09/2026
Surely it’s not beyond the wisdom of science to develop a way of generating renewable, infinite energy using the power of Polanski’s ego.
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 03/09/2026
Any excuse to watch this again. youtu.be/D3R1Mcr7I0M
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Blood On The Carpet - Walking With Disc Jockeys (2000)
YouTube video by David Lunch VHS
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