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Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. And they'll have to prise my 2012 Nobel Peace Prize out of my cold, dead hands. matsimpson.com/about

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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 4h
Tbh, this is more a list of the first 9 albums that came into my head than it is a list of my all-time favourites, but this will do. www.my9albums.com
My top 9 albums: Power, Corruption & Lies by New Order, Music Has the Right to Children by Boards of Canada, Modern Life Is Rubbish by Blur, Screamadelica by Primal Scream, KIWANUKA by Michael Kiwanuka, Soul Mining by The The, Loveless by my bloody valentine, Orbital’s  green album and Songs of a lost world by the cure
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 30/09/2026
Manchester City lodging their appeal
A sad and tired dog wearing a tie
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 30/09/2026
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 30/09/2026
They didn’t give him time to finish it ☹️
Crudely drawn cock added to Greg brockman’s signature
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 30/09/2026
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 29/09/2026
I don’t buy it.
Never trust a gooner in the mumdani typefaces
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 29/09/2026
The Shopify CEO reaping what he sows
News story from last year where the shopify ceo demanded that staff prove that AI can’t do their jobs, and a news story from this week where the same CEO says that AI is generating more work for everyone
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 27/09/2026
Peak Arsenal
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 08/08/2026
This Businessweek cover made me so happy. @modernday.ntk.net
Businessweek cover with the text No more Mr Monkey Boy overlaid over Steve Ballmer face.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 29/07/2026
This day, 9 years ago. The corner of the park lane and shelf side coming down. #coys
The structure of the old while hart lane stadium being demolished by an excavator
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 10/07/2026
*cries in Gen-Xer*
Text from the press release saying: "Gen Z are more likely to use AI regularly than Millennials and Boomers"
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 08/07/2026
Wouldn't be the first time a middle-england candidate stood against a dodgy incumbent...
Martin Bell
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 02/07/2026
Show me a cool physical game
The unreleased Who Dares Wins on the Commodore 64.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 02/07/2026
Always had a lot of time for this Crystal Palace legend
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 02/07/2026
Sneak preview of the Tonali announcement video.
Conte mid-Southampton meltdown, saying “now this is yours too”.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 17/06/2026
vork.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 05/06/2026
Sainsbo’s meal deal game is unmatched.
A Sainsbury’s hot apple pie
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 22/05/2026
The fear.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 17/05/2026
Well, my Liberal dad would be proud, I suppose. findmypolitics.com/?...
Test: Deep Dive · 80 Qs
Closest Ideology: Social Democrat

 Economic: 100% Left-wing
 Social: 91% Libertarian
 Civil Liberties: 47% Pro-Liberty
 Governance: 81% Globalist
 System Trust: 44% High Trust
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 16/05/2026
A meme showing someone upset that an annoying person made a good point.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 04/05/2026
Even on planets far, far away, you're stuck watching repeats every bank holiday.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 23/04/2026
Happy St George's Day
Brian Murphy, who played George in George and Mildred.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 17/04/2026
Alright, poshos.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 28/03/2026
No more Threads for me, then (not that I ever used it much anyway)
A pop-up from Meta saying ads are coming soon to Threads
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 27/03/2026
I can’t compete on that front, so here’s your book between picture of a dog having some kind of existential crisis and and 💩-shaped Pez dispenser.
A framed picture of a dog having some kind of existential breakdown behind a copy of A Decade in the Lives and a 💩-shaped Pez dispenser
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 20/03/2026
This one has been done, surely?
Terry and June on a Dune poster
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 18/03/2026
Another TfL map walk today, this time finishing the Sutton loop that I gave up on last time because I got so, so soaked. matsimpson.com/2026/...
Charlie Chaplin plaqueA fancy old Citroen London from a distanceEscher-esque street art
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 17/03/2026
My mat is the best mat for people called Mat.
A door mat that says hey, I’m mat.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 04/03/2026
Another walk today, wandering the Thameslink to Orpington, then back to Beckenham to walk the tram route around to Elmers End. matsimpson.com/2026/...
A graffiti covered church fenceShortlands stationGravestone with the motto Do not worry, eat more curryAn old sports car parked in front of a massive St George’s cross
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 28/02/2026
Gianni Infantino tipping a Trump-style USA red baseball cap.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 28/02/2026
I’m sure everything will be sorted out by then.
Tuesday, June 16
• Group G: Iran vs New Zealand, kick-off 2am -
Los Angeles, USA
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 25/02/2026
So on today’s TfL map walk, I saw the North Korean embassy, a mock Tudor McDonalds, some great Tube architecture, a load of planes, and a bunch of other stuff too. matsimpson.com/2026/...
The North Korean embassy is in a regular looking suburban house. They have a basketball hoop in their back garden.A mock Tudor McDonalds The magnificent Boston Manor stationA plane over a house
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 19/02/2026
I’m doing some accessibility training this morning and we’ve been inspecting elements on the BBC home page.
It’s a headline about Andrew’s arrest with a bunch of html saying <script nonce> next to it
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 15/02/2026
This rain never ends matsimpson.com/2026/...
A police car with its window smashed.Streatham Pumping StationWimbledon Chase stationSutton station
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 14/02/2026
Trudging my way westward from Paddington. matsimpson.com/2026/...
Statue of two blokes looking at each otherHouses backing directly onto the canalViaduct over a nice parkSign pointing to Paddington.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 13/02/2026
Here’s Jose saying hello and the dulux dog
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 13/02/2026
The image with the pesto bismol diarrhoea fella added
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 12/02/2026
A short one, as I spent most of my day off waiting for a delivery. matsimpson.com/2026/...
Barking Riverside pierBobby Moore plaqueA wet and misty London city airportThe Woolwich ferry as the light starts to go
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 12/02/2026
A short one, as I spent most of my day off waiting for a delivery. matsimpson.com/2026/...
Barking Riverside pierBobby Moore plaqueA wet and misty London city airportThe Woolwich ferry as the light starts to go
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 11/02/2026
Today’s walk around the TfL map took me south of the river again. matsimpson.com/2026/...
A statue of a man standing proudlyStreet art outside Peckham Rye stationA pink house with eyes painted on it A man walks purposefully past some more street art
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 09/02/2026
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 07/02/2026
I haven’t watched downhill skiing for years. The drone camera is fantastic.
A drone camera chasing a downhill skier.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 30/01/2026
All the buzz about Forza Horizon 6 made me blow the dust off of Forza Horizon 4. What an amazingly fun game this is.
It’s a bashed-up Lancia with a ZX Spectrum paint job pointing straight up into the sky, high over rugged scenery
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 25/01/2026
Chirpy
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 25/01/2026
Oh good, I was desperate to find out all the latest news about this unpopular little regional sport.
12 most popular global sports. NFL isn't one of them.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 23/01/2026
This is a recreation of the very first badge for Hotspur FC - I think this is reasonably accurate
A red shield with a navy blue H
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 22/01/2026
I bring good news m.youtube.com/watch?v=udeP...
Poster art for the celebration of 10(+1) years of The Race For Space
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 20/01/2026
Yep, something is definitely off with it.
A notification under a search screen in iOS saying that Apple Intelligence is off.
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 16/01/2026
16 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar. Answers at the end of the month (providing I remember). If you’re on Mastodon or Bluesky, mute #MatsTriviCal if you don’t want to see these posts.
What's the capital of Taiwan?
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matsimpsk @matsimpson.com · 15/01/2026
15 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar. Answers at the end of the month (providing I remember). If you’re on Mastodon or Bluesky, mute #MatsTriviCal if you don’t want to see these posts.
Where in the U.S. is Great Salt Lake?
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