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31 || He/Him || Professional Lurker || Shitpost Connoisseur || Lifetime Ban from Applebee's || Jonston County Record for Distance Ejected from Moving Vehicle

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think this is the best thing ever made
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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Aika @plushy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@youmou.bsky.social conversation
(Calvin's dad meme:)

Browsing kink art? I'll tell you something interesting.

There's two types of kinks: squeezing, and lack of responsibility.
Vore? Squeezing. Hypno? Responsibility.

"Yeah..."

Inflation? Squeezing. Petrified? Responsibility.
Bondage is both.
AB/DL is one part responsibility and one part squeezing.
Counterintuitively, maids are lack of responsibility.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 21/07/2026
147.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Goddess Draevra 💙🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @drgn.beauty · 08/04/2026
tumblr is great sometimes
Screenshot of a tumblr post:

aflo: "if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables"

broken-horn-of-equius: A picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z pensively standing in the rain with his eyes closed.
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
resident evil: the movie: the game #re
Fan-comic of the Resident Evil live action movie:
“He got real lucky on his route, huh”

First panel Bryan is struggling to hold a lot of the puzzle items from the games. He reads the sheet of paper with the Chess Piece Plug Puzzle clue: “‘the rook and knight are on the same wall and the bishop and queen aren’t next to each other. The queen and rook are opposite each other too…’ so this doesn’t need the gems? Why do I have gems???”

Second panel, Bryan is thinking as hard as he can over Chess Piece Plug Puzzle placements

Third panel, Bryan’s deflated: “can’t this just be like everything else and have a huge stupid padlock?”
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dragonweirdo @dragonweirdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mina the Hollower doin a lil dance Song: At Last We Rest (Old Graveyard) by Jake Kaufman
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 29/06/2025
Firefox extension for those who are interested.
addons.mozilla.org
Hide Google AI Overviews – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)
Download Hide Google AI Overviews for Firefox. Hide annoying Google AI Overviews.
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Millennial was given one of these
Sketch of a hand holding a business card. It has 10 slots labeled "once in a lifetime event". Seven of them are punched out. The center of the card reads: one free Armageddon with completed card
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Sketch @sketch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
stop the car STOP THE FUCKING CAR STOP THE CAR
home. bimbo store and toys
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Moment at a Convention
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ウララコ @ulala-ko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎃💜
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is immediately going into my vocab
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WumpaGem @wumpagem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fine, I'll do it myself.
backloggd.com
'Game Recomps That Aren't Vibe-Coded' a list of games by WumpaGem | Backloggd
With the sheer abundance of game recompilations built with generative AI tools getting unwarranted attention from clickbait news outlets I felt we need some kind of curated database of recompilations ...
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Maelstrom @maelstrom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sneak peek of upcoming face-only mask design (Yet To Be Named)
3D rendering of a gas mask concept with prominent muzzle features and large angular lenses.
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you are what you eat, and I eat *everything*. -- #metroid #metroidravenous
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bass >> Furpoc, MIRXXX @bassenji.com · 14/09/2026
This shortened link version also works: bit.ly/LatexGuide
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Bass >> Furpoc, MIRXXX @bassenji.com · 14/09/2026
Want to get into latex but don't know where to start? I made this guide for you! This is version 2 of the guide I made of everything I learned about getting, wearing, and maintaining latex. PDF and printable version available on bassenji.itch.io/latex-guide
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 30/08/2026
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Jonathan @ignoranceburns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As foretold by the prophet Groening
Still from Futurama showing the "Taco Bellevue Hospital"
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 04/09/2026
Some nocturnal urban mammals 🌙
A rat, opossum, raccoon, skunk, coyote and bat in front of a night sky. Text says “a night on the town” and “urban wildlife”
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget.
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Val🏳️‍⚧️Vondran 🔜 PAX Aus @valvondran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Metwoid: Hungwy
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bird of Prey (Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
Digital painting portraying the Nintendo character Samus Aran, from the Metroid series, as a ravenous creature on top of a totem. 
Samus, a woman wearing a full futuristic space suit with giant round shoulders and an arm canom, crouches on top of a totem while holding a pink flame with a off-putting bird claw shaped hand. Her arm canom on the other hand oozes a yellow substance. She looks at the camera like she has just noticed us.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
P1: mouse girl looking at the brawl Victory screen for samus wishing she'd kill and eat her 
P2: same girl looks at announcement for the new metroid game where samus is saying she needs to kill and eat everyone 

The girl is blushing in both panels
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Viridian: Cinderella Green @viridianjcm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
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Majro @majro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A post by "ChunkerBuns" showing off a chunky bipedal model of Epona, the horse from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, running around the Lon Lon Ranch.
Right below it is a post by "snakey" simply showing the "Shoot Seed" action in the Ocarina of Time remake.
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geech @geech.net · 06/09/2026
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pikachu imitates Agumon and Jack Frost
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allsee @allsees.online · 06/09/2026
play as a teenage girl escaping a dystopian scifi space NATO in G-String, a Half-Life 2 conversion mod made by one solo developer over 17+ years
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CyiFox @cyifox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What paw panic looks like! I just wanted to practice a bit. Not fight for my like trying to balance on a ball!! #circus #circusfurry #circusball #clownfurry
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Super Mario 64 Unhidden Stars @sm64starsvideos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Dani(They/Them)- COMMS OPEN!! @angusburgers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Commission for @splanoot.bsky.social ~
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Vermillion X. Fox @vermyfox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Looking at my AC99 conbook and I genuinely miss these.
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Scottie-Jar 🔞 - Commissions CLOSED @scottie-jar.newgrounds.com · 04/09/2026
Tbh, I legit cannot take the liminal horror of the spongebob end credits seriously anymore, thanks to this stupid fucking tiktok clip. 🥹🥹🥹
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Nyxie the Ghost Horse 👻🐴 🔜 MIR @studionyxie.art · 02/09/2026
Hey for no particular reason just a reminder that if your hood/"gas mask" doesn't have one way valves in it and no shorter alternative air paths, if you hook a bubbler bottle into it you're more than likely just trapping the CO2 in the tubes and you're gonna kill yourself.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 03/09/2026
how venture bros looks when you didnt watch the show:
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