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Matneto 🧲⚡️

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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Sorry mutants, I have failed you yet again. I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly. Stay Gold ♥️💜
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
No lunch break gang ✊
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I drink Guinness for the record Not because I’m Irish, I’m not It’s the melancholy 🙂‍↕️
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Science friends, life is difficult now, but please still try to peer review papers if you can. I'm the editor handling a paper that just had it's 43rd person decline to review. We may have to reject it because no one is willing to review it, which sucks for the authors.
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Jacutiiie 🆒 @jacutiiie.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Sorry, can’t. Busy two-step authenticating my whole existence
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A person just told me I look like I drink white claw…and I don’t know how to feel about that…
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Fascism sucks. This sucks. I hate it.
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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Rise! RISE!! RISEEEEEEE!!!!! *I stare intently at the sourdough*
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 13/08/2025
We like to think of communism as being grey and joyless but the hard (ba dum tish) data conclusively proves it's better than this shit
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 13/08/2025
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Jonah Hex 2 (6404)
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
tbh I saw someone saying chatgpt triggers psychosis bc it's mimicking the voices: no. auditory hallucinations are largely negative and judgemental. what it's mimicking is the certainty that comes with delusional thinking. arguably it's more like being in a cult than it is like organic psychosis imo
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Luci. @transtextual.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
*looks at all the internet discourse ever* have y'all just tried not hating women?
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Things I’ve done today at the clinic that are not my job: - park a random lady’s car - fix the tank of a toilet - explain the revolutionary war - help someone with their taxes - force a man to uncock his firearm before I would speak to him —y’all I’m medicine Ken wtf
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
speak of the devil and he shall cum
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droomf 🥝 @androodle.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Ketchup haters log out.
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
A poorly photoshopped comic showing Matneto waving a Freak Flag and Ela holding up a “Going Barefoot on a Bus Flag”. Matneto gently replies, “No”. Original comic by J. L. Westover.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
When the dystopia is too on the nose
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2025
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
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Errant (COMMS OPEN) @errantsquam.heckingsne.cc · 12/08/2025
unlimited. #pokemon #rowlet
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Do you also routinely check people’s hands to make sure they are free of weapons? Just American things
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Shout out my 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Wilkerson for teaching me context clues and subtext I had no idea most adults in the US wouldn’t understand those things
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Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
These adult men talking about how scary cities are... I mean I would personally be humiliated to be such a goddamned loser.
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Jacutiiie 🆒 @jacutiiie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
When I was a kid, I always dreamed of being a cog in the corporate machine
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Jean Caden 🗡️ Art @johncaden64.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Dance
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
*standing on a sheet of paper* I'm lovely on paper
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I love Maggie so much. They randomly hit me last night with, “Ya know, Worf and Dax got married during wartime”
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Gonna hit patients today with, “Hm, boo-boos eh?”
A person with their legs crossed, showing a SpongeBob sock peaking out jeans.A picture of doctor Gill Gilliam, the doctor fish from SpongeBob SquarePants
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Good morning mutants!! Today, embrace your weirdness. Hoist your freak flag proudly into the air. I prefer the real you ♥️💜♥️💜
Young magneto with the caption, “Perfection”. A scene from X-men First Class.
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 12/08/2025
happy monday have you thrown ass to black eyed peas
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I realize all i’ve done this week is post my cats but look at them.
a white and grey cat giving me the side eye an orange cat a white and grey catan orange cat
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
man I'm tired of watching everything worst happening every day
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
*leans in real real intimidatingly close to your face* even if they're a protagonist
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Why all these hair dryers look like the damn raygun from smash bros?
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Droniela - Mentally the Third @girlrobot.io · 11/08/2025
Homelessness is a capitalism feature, not a failure
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Ok no but this stunt is actually insane
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James Bond spiral jump stunt
YouTube video by McHenrySoftware (MSI)
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Incredibly thankful in this moment for those around me. You may not know it, but you have helped keep me on the right path
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Ken MacLennan @historiken.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
someone gonna party like it's 1855
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/08/2025
i can't believe austin powers in goldmember actually nailed how stupid the future would be
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Tag Walls, Punch Fascists
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Memories Of Tokyo-To - 15 - Tag Walls, Punch Fascists [OFFICIAL]
YouTube video by 2 Mello
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Dracula Lives 12 (6384)
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Edgar Allan Crow @agnotology.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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a man with a beard is talking about odysseys
ALT: a man with a beard is talking about odysseys
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