Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The smell of cheap beer and the faint metallic odor of dried blood cling to this dingy basement. As I make my way through the crowd I spy the usual suspects: Dent, Chigurh, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern I sit. I call it…wrong Dead eyes meet, “I want to look like Elle Woods” “…well that was rand—“ 009
Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The “payload” objective is just pushing the lunch cart down the fluorescent-lit hallway 020
Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Sorry mutants, I have failed you yet again. I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly. Stay Gold ♥️💜 5110
Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I drink Guinness for the record Not because I’m Irish, I’m not It’s the melancholy 🙂↕️ 070
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Science friends, life is difficult now, but please still try to peer review papers if you can. I'm the editor handling a paper that just had it's 43rd person decline to review. We may have to reject it because no one is willing to review it, which sucks for the authors. 1519356
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️Jacutiiie 🆒 @jacutiiie.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Sorry, can’t. Busy two-step authenticating my whole existence 0264
Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025A person just told me I look like I drink white claw…and I don’t know how to feel about that… 1120
Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025media.tenor.coma man is sitting in a car with his hand out the windowAlt: a man is sitting in a car with his hand out the window. The famous wildlife conservationist Steve Irwin. 020
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Fascism sucks. This sucks. I hate it. 227838
Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Rise! RISE!! RISEEEEEEE!!!!! *I stare intently at the sourdough* 2121
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 13/08/2025We like to think of communism as being grey and joyless but the hard (ba dum tish) data conclusively proves it's better than this shit 0362
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 13/08/2025tbh I saw someone saying chatgpt triggers psychosis bc it's mimicking the voices: no. auditory hallucinations are largely negative and judgemental. what it's mimicking is the certainty that comes with delusional thinking. arguably it's more like being in a cult than it is like organic psychosis imo 931846
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️Luci. @transtextual.bsky.social · 12/08/2025*looks at all the internet discourse ever* have y'all just tried not hating women? 1133
Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Things I’ve done today at the clinic that are not my job: - park a random lady’s car - fix the tank of a toilet - explain the revolutionary war - help someone with their taxes - force a man to uncock his firearm before I would speak to him —y’all I’m medicine Ken wtf 2110
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 12/08/2025speak of the devil and he shall cum 2121
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️Hell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/08/2025When the dystopia is too on the nose 2495
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️The Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2025RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquidtheonion.comRFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing LiquidWASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m... 642156152917
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️Errant (COMMS OPEN) @errantsquam.heckingsne.cc · 12/08/2025unlimited. #pokemon #rowlet 05823
Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Do you also routinely check people’s hands to make sure they are free of weapons? Just American things 050
Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Shout out my 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Wilkerson for teaching me context clues and subtext I had no idea most adults in the US wouldn’t understand those things 0100
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 12/08/2025These adult men talking about how scary cities are... I mean I would personally be humiliated to be such a goddamned loser. 245873
Reposted by Matneto 🧲⚡️Jacutiiie 🆒 @jacutiiie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025When I was a kid, I always dreamed of being a cog in the corporate machine 3405