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Matneto 🧲⚡️

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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The smell of cheap beer and the faint metallic odor of dried blood cling to this dingy basement. As I make my way through the crowd I spy the usual suspects: Dent, Chigurh, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern I sit. I call it…wrong Dead eyes meet, “I want to look like Elle Woods” “…well that was rand—“
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The “payload” objective is just pushing the lunch cart down the fluorescent-lit hallway
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Sorry mutants, I have failed you yet again. I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly. Stay Gold ♥️💜
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
No lunch break gang ✊
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
♥️💜♥️💜♥️💜
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I drink Guinness for the record Not because I’m Irish, I’m not It’s the melancholy 🙂‍↕️
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Gm!!! 🍞🙌
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Science friends, life is difficult now, but please still try to peer review papers if you can. I'm the editor handling a paper that just had it's 43rd person decline to review. We may have to reject it because no one is willing to review it, which sucks for the authors.
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Heck yea! Enjoy it! ♥️💜
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
And they’re like, it’s—*gags*
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Fish from SpongeBob surrounded by hearts
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Jacutiiie 🆒 @jacutiiie.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Sorry, can’t. Busy two-step authenticating my whole existence
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A person just told me I look like I drink white claw…and I don’t know how to feel about that…
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Take your time, you deserve it ♥️💜
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Busy! What’s happening PJ? ^_^
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is sitting in a car with his hand out the window
Alt: a man is sitting in a car with his hand out the window. The famous wildlife conservationist Steve Irwin.
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Fascism sucks. This sucks. I hate it.
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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
💜♥️🫂♥️💜
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Good morning ♥️💜
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Rise! RISE!! RISEEEEEEE!!!!! *I stare intently at the sourdough*
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Our world is absurdist 🙂‍↕️
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 13/08/2025
We like to think of communism as being grey and joyless but the hard (ba dum tish) data conclusively proves it's better than this shit
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 13/08/2025
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Jonah Hex 2 (6404)
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
tbh I saw someone saying chatgpt triggers psychosis bc it's mimicking the voices: no. auditory hallucinations are largely negative and judgemental. what it's mimicking is the certainty that comes with delusional thinking. arguably it's more like being in a cult than it is like organic psychosis imo
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Speak on it 🗣️
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Sickkkkk!!!
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Amazing work Kenny!! ♥️💜♥️💜
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Luci. @transtextual.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
*looks at all the internet discourse ever* have y'all just tried not hating women?
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
That’s so adorable 🥰
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Things I’ve done today at the clinic that are not my job: - park a random lady’s car - fix the tank of a toilet - explain the revolutionary war - help someone with their taxes - force a man to uncock his firearm before I would speak to him —y’all I’m medicine Ken wtf
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Top 5 Marvel characters
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
speak of the devil and he shall cum
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droomf 🥝 @androodle.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Ketchup haters log out.
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Agreed 🙂‍↕️
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
A poorly photoshopped comic showing Matneto waving a Freak Flag and Ela holding up a “Going Barefoot on a Bus Flag”. Matneto gently replies, “No”. Original comic by J. L. Westover.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
When the dystopia is too on the nose
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/08/2025
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
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Errant (COMMS OPEN) @errantsquam.heckingsne.cc · 12/08/2025
unlimited. #pokemon #rowlet
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Do you also routinely check people’s hands to make sure they are free of weapons? Just American things
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Matneto 🧲⚡️ @matneto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Shout out my 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Wilkerson for teaching me context clues and subtext I had no idea most adults in the US wouldn’t understand those things
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Sara Century @saracentury.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
These adult men talking about how scary cities are... I mean I would personally be humiliated to be such a goddamned loser.
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Jacutiiie 🆒 @jacutiiie.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
When I was a kid, I always dreamed of being a cog in the corporate machine
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