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Mastone-3 Unit 2

@mastone.bsky.social
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mastone, the one and only 24, he/him posting jihad conscript this is my second attempt to bsky

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wink ❤️ @winkree.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my very specific vent art
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
claude generating this post's url for some reason:
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
shot pictures on my film camera, devlopped by myself for the very first time in a 4 euro yogurt container thingy because i was too hasty to get the proper stuff, and it just works, i love it
black and white picture of a palestinian flag infront lf the dunkirk town hall
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
got a vhs-c camcorder and was instantly given the view of a firework show from my window
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
every so often i log onto this site to browse and there's funny content for a minute until i land on The Stupid Take That's On Your Feed and i'm like are y'all ok
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 31/08/2026
the year is 2036. the president is AI generated Abraham Lincoln presented by Amazon-Google-Tinder. summers in the northern US get up to 130F on the regular. Florida is almost entirely underwater. im still jacking off to hand drawn images of Gardevoir feet
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SpookVii! 🏳️‍⚧️ @gloryvii.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
there has never been a more aptly named app than "YT music"
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ændra. @aendra.com · 16/07/2026
Labour must never be forgiven for the staggering cruelty they are inflicting upon children. Utterly heartbreaking thread.
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ai bots seem to be scraping my two latest post, amazing
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Cheefah @cheefah.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
HRT injected directly to the forehead! HRT injected directly to the forehead! HRT injected directly to the forehead! HRT injected directly to the forehead! HRT injected directly to the forehead! HRT injected directly to the forehead! HRT injected directly to the forehead!
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nonono it's fine, I just didn't expect global warming to be French that's all
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i don't vibe code, i don't do agentic coding, i try and retry until my shitty python script makes my computer do a thing well enough i leave it to run for years and it just works
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If you give a damn about trans lives, STOP PRAISING THE POPE AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HIERARCHY. They're literally a key part of trans genocide. Right now. Today. Actively and aggressively. You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to them.
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
actually existing anarchism
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/08/2025
the final insult of AI is going to be forcing us all to become linux guys. we're all going to be like oh yeah downloading stuff on linux is super easy you just juice the tarball and compile the pulp in the sudo command line. not like windows where you have to click on things
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
thread of pedophiles trying to get a guy canceled for being ableist and right-wing bc he doesn't support their pedophile anime 👇
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
le crousty crabe
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you are canadian
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
alexa, play dasboschitt videos for me
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Jeshika Robotto @jessica.moe · 29/04/2026
Since there's talk that this is staged, I decided to get more information. First of all, this is Lucas Zelnick, who is known for his "crowd work."
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 28/04/2026
trash talk twitter all you want but you cant deny that it still serves as a forum for some of the most necessary debates of the day
screenshot of twitter grok news summary: "Online debate over choosing between EthicalGooner2007 and CunnyMolester1488 ..."
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
JIM HAGGERTY IS BACK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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faith @girlcel-underscore.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
"estrogen made me less funny" jokes are overdone bores reliant on tired misogynistic tropes that say nothing. they cant even garner a smile from the lowest common denominator. vapid. empty i became less funny when i started learning French. also a trope, but with an in-your-heart undeniable truth..
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
if the people in matrix series live in a city called zion, could you say they're zio-*BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG*
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
me making my bed: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck. me lying in it: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
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uni @uniw.university · 09/03/2026
went to the consent store yesterday and got myself some consent. i wanted to buy it second-hand but they only had it manufactured
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
they hate to see me coming with my "I AM A RADICAL OF THE GROUP OF PEOPLE THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO STIGMATIZE" t shirt as i go into a public place to commit acts of terrorism
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
my online domme lives in israel and-
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.
The sad Oompah Loompah.
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
this girl's hot but does she come integrated with israeli grade ontology ?
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
all this shit literally happens in metal gear, GTA, ace combat and FNAF maybe we should fuse these franchises
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
we are going back in time to 1953 to get children OFF the menu. THAT'S RIGHT, WE ARE GOING BACK IN TIME TO 1953 TO GET CHILDREN. OFF. THE. MENU.
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
can chatgpt drive 130km and diagnose that the internet box is in fact, not working ? thought so. i am irreplaceable
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Jeshika Robotto @jessica.moe · 03/02/2026
The coordinates of Epstein's island are about 18.300, -64.821. JK Rowling has owned the yacht Samsara (MMSI #319068100) since sometime in 2023. The table below shows when her yacht visited the area. Thank you for your attention to this matter, and remember: There's always another secret :)
Arrival times and locations (these are mostly in Antigua):

3/15/2025 16:01:34 - San Juan
4/7/2024 21:37:42 - Carlisle Bay
2/9/2024 17:18:16 - St Maarten
12/13/2023 20:17:08 - Carlisle Bay
12/11/2023 11:40:28 - Bolands
11/28/2023 11:59:26 - Mamora Bay
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"we need to vote her out" about some congresswoman who voted for increased ICE funding they're still not getting it, the 2nd amendment was invented for this purpose, it's about time y'all went postal
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
hey where's rojava ? Ahmed Hussein al-Sharaa, with a Rojava shaped belly :
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
this whole "end of history" theory is really ridiculous but fukuyama slimed me in a fortnite game once so i am inclined to agree out of respect for my foe
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
the closer the clock gets to midnight the funnier i become
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
gonna join Hamas, the KPA, the PLA, Hezbollah, the Iranian Army and the Bolivarian Army of Venezuela at the same time to become so hated by western powers drones crash into eachother trying to kill me so i become invincible
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
i am not dying for israel i am not dying for oil i am not dying for donald trump i am not dying for israel i am not dying for oil i am not dying for donald trump i am not dying for israel i am not dying for oil i am not dying for donald trump i am not dying for israel i am not dying for oil i am not
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Mastone-3 Unit 2 @mastone.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
so i saw a post talking about someone talking about how venezuelian oil is terrible and not a great reason to go to war for it a'd i took it in a "trump is idiotic and the forces of american imperialism are as well" way and not in a "actually it's not about oil" way what
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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 05/01/2026
>log onto Bluesky after 4 sextillion years >incomprehensible discourse about discourse splendid
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