iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 02/08/2026

whenever I look up “doll” in my Photos app 90% of the results are just me

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 01/08/2026

when the fuck did I get 9k on here what

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 18/07/2026

the slow Spaces animation on ProMotion displays is actually a FEATURE. it forces you to PAUSE AND THINK before you go on to do something else on your Mac, therefore increasing your Productivity and Mindfulness one day you too will be Enlightened enough to understand

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 15/07/2026

omg FUUUUUUUUUCK THIS BUM ASS LAYOUT LMAOOO does anyone have a good keymap optimised for Mac use or ideas on how to map it?

photo of an IBM Model F XT in a Mac setup

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 14/07/2026

I Should Post More™ anyway coord from earlier

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 16/05/2026

❌ not learning Rust because it’s hard ❌ not learning Rust because it’s woke ✔️ not learning Rust to avoid attracting transvestigators

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 09/05/2026

one day we will have UEFI interfaces made with some cursed React implementation that take 20 seconds to come up

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 06/05/2026

this would fix 90% of why QWERTY sucks

screenshot of a QWERTY keyboard layout, except ; and P are swapped

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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Artist: saiki (mumei 912) Media: bocchi the rock! Source: twitter.com/mumei_912/status/164110…

Danbooru tags: 2girls blue_eyes blush bocchi_the_rock! closed_eyes commentary cube_hair_ornament from_side gotoh_hitori hair_ornament half_updo highres kiss kita_ikuyo long_hair long_sleeves medium_hair multiple_girls pastel_colors pink_hair red_hair saiki_(mumei_912) simple_background surprise_kiss surprised upper_body white_background yuri

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 27/04/2026

Codex and Obsidian are what happens if you let people with actual taste and skill write an Electron app

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 20/04/2026

I woke up at 3:28 because I shat myself in a dream and I didn’t even shit myself IRL and I can’t fall back asleep

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 19/04/2026

I want to be a purely decorative soft toy with no responsibilities

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/04/2026

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 07/04/2026

some guy came out of his car tonight and said hi and then immediately asked if I’d been looking for a husband

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 22/03/2026

who up cortisolmaxxing 🫩💢

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 22/03/2026

this year has been so horrible that if I dropped my iPhone Air in the toilet and flushed it I would no longer be surprised

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 22/03/2026

you can explode and you can implode but can you simply plode

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 20/03/2026

I dreamed that someone on X surprise-bought me a MacBook Neo (in citrus, obviously) and somehow knew my address to ship it to and also my apartment building had a giant shopping mall on one floor and I didn’t even know how to get back to my apartment without asking someone every time (pic unrelated)

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hustle god @fox-pixies.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Coming from twitter <\3 rip my 1000 followers

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 12/03/2026

the MacBook Neo marketing is really interesting because it’s clearly aiming at the “ugh I wish I could get a MacBook but can’t afford one” demographic

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 10/03/2026

i can be your angle 🎀…or yuor devil 🦇

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 10/03/2026

I haven't listened to my HD 800 S's in weeks because I was waiting for this fucking delayed AliExpress cable to arrive and I was listening to 600's in the meantime but I FINALLY just got it today and JESUS they're overwhelming

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 09/03/2026

time is a social construct (sponsored by United Airlines)

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 08/03/2026

I paid $5.50 for this and it had the audacity to be mid

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 03/03/2026

I promised I’d come 🌙🖤✨

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ROllerozxa @rollerozxa.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2026

Cloudflare's AI chatbot is very useful for what I assume was 100% its intended purpose

Me: What about Cloudflare Cuddles?

Cloudflare's AI chatbot: Cloudflare Cuddles does not exist. I've already told you this multiple times.

Cloudflare is a serious cybersecurity company with real products. There is no "Cloudflare Cuddles" service, no "cuddly foxes," and no virtual cuddles across edge datacenters.

The chatbot's response is right above the outline for a speech bubble pointing to Anton Ego from Ratatouille.

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 02/03/2026

OH MY GODDDDDDD LOOK WHAT I GOT TODAY

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 01/03/2026

Angelic Pretty store in SF 🩷

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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 23/02/2026

torrents will download at impressive speeds until of course you get to the last megabyte at which point they slow to 1 byte per second as they scour the entire world for the rare file fragments lost to the sands of time

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 23/02/2026

POV: you only take Vyvanse on weekdays

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 21/02/2026

off Vyvanse today and I ate a bit too much mac and cheese and I feel so fucking 🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃

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† lucia scarlet 🏰 @lucia.red · 20/02/2026

pizza with bechamel-bolognese sauce is my new obsession tbh it’s just lasagna cosplaying as pizza

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