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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨

@masterful-debaiter.bsky.social
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Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing. Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌 Chaos goddess she/her/goblin World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀

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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The Kurds have been taken advantage so many times. It breaks my heart because they have good intentions and clearly want to be a part of the solution.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It should come with jorts.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
There should be a shit posting merit badge.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If selective service comes back, I’m really worried about a bone spur epidemic.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
She’s a ten, but all the girlies HATE her. 😎
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I hope that with the midterms we can elect some leaders who will actually LEAD.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Both sides are just playing at political theater while they waste everyone’s time, resources, and energy. They are selling us down the river.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Misery would be a good girls name.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
So sure ya big galut
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
#awesometattoo
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Word to your mother.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I really like watching Baylor lose. It ruins Ted Cruz’s day every time. 🥹
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Yeah we know you’re a real piece of work, but we love you anyway. 🙌
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Rally round the family. 🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚
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a woman stands in front of a lemonade stand holding a baseball bat
ALT: a woman stands in front of a lemonade stand holding a baseball bat
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’m marrying the coach
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N̾I̾C̾K̾_L̾U̾D̾D̾I̾T̾E̾ @s1d3qu3st420.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
normalize one eyed midget rappers
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It tastes like sad!
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The pain is just getting started. Iran is really hurting.
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
i used to be words but i'm mostly pictures now
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I think I’m just shredded paper at this point.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Also, please give up the La Croix. I worry.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Time is an illusion and so is my ability to care.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/12/2025
beefhurt is trying to come back.
me replying to @beefhurtcretin asking him to post his mugshot which was for DV
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
He seems like a real piece of shit.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I am shadowbanned on every goddamned site on the internet.
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .
Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building throwing a mile temper tantrum. Hopefully not one that warrants a call to the police, not that it ever mattered before.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I do t know baby, have you tried eating some cheese about it?
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Let’s go get us a ring. The coach is hopeless without me. #UtahJazz
Hot as fuck son of gun with the best brain and ass a girl could ever hope for. His jump shot sucks though. The love of my existence, and the NBA’s number one homewrecker. Call me when Will’s outta town, King. 🤴
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
That’s just good trouble, baybee.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
She’s a ten, but she wants to hold it when you pee.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I know my ex would. He’d probably eat the whole document too
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I really want to steal the Declaration of Independence. Who wants to help?
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Yay.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Arrogance bites back Hidden depths under dead leaves I should have raked more. #haiku
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Why not both?
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Somebody rescue me. My room mate is the biggest asshole and I’m getting kicked out. I did break his mirror and TV, but he broke my heart, so it’s fair.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’m publicly dumping @magicode.bsky.social as a friend. He said I’m not funny, which is unforgivable. I’m leaving Las Vegas, bitches.
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a little girl is sitting on an orange slide with the words ok bye written on the bottom .
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Restlessly pacing While violets stretch through the soil Reaching for the sun. #haiku
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Wow. You must be very elderly. Good for you! It’s not everyday you see octogenarians online!
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Good choice. I love The Who. Do you like this song? youtu.be/BfrUQA2tb6M?...
youtu.be
Eminence Front
YouTube video by The Who - Topic
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Well, hopefully, not all hammering. 😭
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It’s a circle.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Thanks, Matty. 💚
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Licking my wounds.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yeah yeah. It fuckin does. 😭
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I just got it. It’s a sequel? Well shit. What’s the first one?
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Nice. All right, I’ll read your dirty book.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
That’s the only kind I’m familiar with.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yeah I need a reminder. It’s ya girl, Speed.
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The love, or actual copious amounts of shit?
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