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The Baja Blaster @massiveporker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I heard bluesky is censoring posts making fun of Charlie Kirk becoming worm chow. So, I'll say something nice about him. He's a good nazi now.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
THIS 👇 HERE, AS WELL.......
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I will never forget those nazi salutes he did
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2026
Get on board. InfoWars launches July 2, 8 p.m. EST
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Can anyone point to a moment in American history where “Instead of prosecuting these people who violated the law to serve their own political ends I think they should face no consequences so we can heal our divided nation” didn’t make things worse
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Axel/Sunset θΔ @axeltheaussie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
“Opps wanted me to show initiative. Wiped out their whole squadron”
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 14/02/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It is no longer Mueller Time 😔
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It is the "are you winning son?" Meme
But with Brian and the many horrors
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
just to get out ahead of any "what do you mean we" commentary. we produce guys like this in greater numbers than any civilization in history. there is currently no plan whatsoever to stop making guys. we should have a plan. we need to hobble these guys with crippling taxes and restrict their rights
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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Saeko @saeko.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
2016: In 10 years we'll have a man on Mars 2026: In 10 years, we'll have a city on the moon 2036: Today we honor the memory of SpaceX founder who took his own life
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Whether it's Democrats wanting the federal government to release the names of people who raped children with Jeffrey Epstein or Republicans wanting state governments to release the names of people who voted Democrat in 2024, both sides are seeking names for retribution.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
“What they don’t want you to know is that George Soros and his far-left billionaire friends hired Alex Pretti to act as a dependable, beloved pillar of his community for decades,” said President Donald Trump
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Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump alleged Monday that Democrats had secretly paid...
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
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The Baja Blaster @massiveporker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Cooking cat meat
A black cat warming itself by a fireplace.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2026
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-rela…
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
If liberals really cared about freedom, they would spend more time protesting stuff happening halfway across the world in a country that they don’t know much about and less time protesting stuff that’s happening in their own backyard
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Trump was working undercover for the FBI trying to take Epstein down and he had to get massages from teenage girls to maintain his cover.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/11/2025
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-3…
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-an…
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest
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CymorgComics @cymorgcomics.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Works every time (Do not attempt) #comics #webcomics
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Trump says that wind power is a hoax, Tylenol causes autism, and the other UN countries are going to hell. Does he have a point?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Donald Trump is about to have me indicted on bogus charges. Here’s why I’m still glad I got him elected in 2016. by James Comey
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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Mock ICE recruiting poster spotted in Los Angeles.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
thanks
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Every pundit who took at face value the idea that the Right sincerely cares about free speech, or ideological diversity, or in fact has any principles at all, should be wearing a dunce cap and writing a lengthy mea culpa right now. Not for our catharsis but for public awareness at least
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
charlie kirk, free speech martyr, died so you could no longer say that
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
only the right wing is allowed to attack its opponents in any way and on any terms they see fit and simultaneously only the right wing is allowed to claim victimhood
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 10/09/2025
Thinking about Charlie Kirk
Thinking about Rush Limbaugh and how, now that he's dead, you never, ever hear about him. No one mentions anything he did.
Because what he did had no value. It contributed nothing worthwhile to the culture. Nothing of lasting value.
He just made anger. Every day. Rising, blooming & fading like a fart. Then he died & was instantly replaced by a fleet of little replicas, farting fake fury five days a week. Creating nothing of interest or
artistic value to anyone.
Seriously, what an awful way to make a living.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 11/09/2025
Emperor Palpatine was a human being with a family, and it would be rude to celebrate his demise. Shame on the rebellion.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was shot during an audience Q&A. I swear that the following transcript is real. Question: "Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last ten years?" Charlie Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?" He was shot a split second later.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 10/09/2025
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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