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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A meme is a wish your heart makes.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's like when Elvis died, but sad.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Natalie Harp gives me serious "Selena Fan Club President" vibes.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
All my memes seemed to converge this past week!
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'd love to watch the speech tonight, but I have to wash my hair.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Trump takes his inaugural flight on the Qatari jet today.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The term "nuclear family" seems to be trending among conservatives. Are they saying that grandma has to move out?
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
News flash -- Gert Jonnys have dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert! Good for them.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The day the music died.
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Judge bans Kars4Kids jingle in California, citing ‘misleading’ advertising
The group, which primarily funds a Jewish nonprofit organization and accepts donations of “cars, boats, or real estate,” has 30 days to stop broadcasting in the state.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"Teleported to the Waffle House" sounds like a collaborative project between Laurie Anderson and the B-52s.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The hand that robs the cradle screws the world.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Kristi Noem receives a fake promotion in an attempt to save face. Truth be told, though, to save face, she would need a trowel.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Happy Pi Day to those who observe, including Leibniz, Wallis, Euler, and Ramanujan!
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I don't know whether Trump has been anointed, but he *is* oily.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The times we live in -- such childishness, writ large.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
They preempted "Pinky and the Brain" for THIS...?!?
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Just shoot me.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Sean Duffy is the one criticizing people for how they dress at the airport.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
My late great friend Reeva might have said, "Look at him just standing there, like the shamas in the pickle factory."
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
That face you make whenever someone says, "Yes, but Obama put in a basketball court."
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Ya know how certain folks complain that we're "destroying history" every time a Confederate statue is taken down?
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Breaking news: Trump has named the Jardiance lady to head the FDA.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
All this talk about dolls...
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Neil Steinberg @neilsteinberg.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
As my colleague Dan Savage likes to say, not the obituary I'd hoped to read this morning.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It's funny when Pee-Wee says it; Trump, not so much.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"Just an administrative error."
youtube.com
Brazil (1985, Terry Gilliam) - Mistake? Haha. We don't make mistakes.
YouTube video by Deep Clips
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 25/03/2025
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Trump doesn't know how to wield soft power. Just ask Melania.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
♫ Chain, chain, chain, chainsaw of fools
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This is not a drill.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Well Trump did bring down the price of nest eggs.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Real Time with Bill Maher has been back on the air since January. Without even watching, I know that he’s complained that he once saw someone wearing a mask while driving alone. (That person was me. I was on my way to pick someone up and didn’t want to spew my germs throughout the compartment.)
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Adrian Brody thinks this speech is embarrassingly long & self-indulgent. #StateOfTheUnion
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/02/2025
when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
marco rubio slumped in his chair while trump and vance makes fools of themselves
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Akallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Oops 😬
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ripley makes it known that she hasn't forgotten.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Say it with flowers.
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