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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The X-Files reboot is gonna be OFF THE CHAIN!
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm all in! Although it does seem that the cat is already out of the bag. She's best when interviewing people who have no idea what's up with her.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A meme is a wish your heart makes.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I, for one, frown upon the word "myriads," but at least we all agree on its pronunciation.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
King Sunny Adé Cat Stevens Kate Bush Mike Oldfield Chick Corea Pat Metheny Bette Midler Betty Carter Mitzi Gaynor Lou Harrison
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Regrets, I've had a few.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Indeed, we are on a losing streak.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's like when Elvis died, but sad.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My vittle pony.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Natalie Harp gives me major "Selena Fan Club President" vibes.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Natalie Harp gives me serious "Selena Fan Club President" vibes.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
All my memes seemed to converge this past week!
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yesterday, the evening news dutifully regurgitated the Good News of the drop in crime, displaying the obligatory Chicago squad car as an accompanying visual. (Why not just show a banana for scale?)
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But his bosses didn't like him, so they shot into the outer boroughs.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's not the worst thing that -- oh, never mind...
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It MIGHT be compensating for astigmatism.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Room for one more beverage cart, honey!"
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Don't forget Mary Jo!
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Meanwhile, back at the model home..."
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'd love to watch, but I have to wash my hair.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'd love to watch the speech tonight, but I have to wash my hair.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yes, but can they at least bring about whirled peas?
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Honey, that wave function collapsed a long time ago.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Trump takes his inaugural flight on the Qatari jet today.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Can you hear me in the back?"
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I think it's so nice he's keeping busy.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"Teleported to the Waffle House" sounds like a collaborative project between Laurie Anderson and the B-52s.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The term "nuclear family" seems to be trending among conservatives. Are they saying that grandma has to move out?
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Facebook's facial recognition technology once informed me that I had been seen working as a mall Santa. THAT'LL be the day -- children, schmildren!
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Wow! The place is sometimes described as "windowless," so this does a lot to answer my questions.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
News flash -- Gert Jonnys have dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert! Good for them.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The day the music died.
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Judge bans Kars4Kids jingle in California, citing ‘misleading’ advertising
The group, which primarily funds a Jewish nonprofit organization and accepts donations of “cars, boats, or real estate,” has 30 days to stop broadcasting in the state.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
♪ The tiny ship was tossed... Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server.
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Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Loved her in "Fargo"!
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