Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I'd love to watch the speech tonight, but I have to wash my hair. 020
Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Trump takes his inaugural flight on the Qatari jet today. 040
Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 30/05/2026News flash -- Gert Jonnys have dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert! Good for them. 022
Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Kristi Noem receives a fake promotion in an attempt to save face. Truth be told, though, to save face, she would need a trowel. 000
Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Happy Pi Day to those who observe, including Leibniz, Wallis, Euler, and Ramanujan! 000
Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I don't know whether Trump has been anointed, but he *is* oily. 000
Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 02/02/2026"Now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..." 040
Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Sean Duffy is the one criticizing people for how they dress at the airport. 040
Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 13/11/2025My late great friend Reeva might have said, "Look at him just standing there, like the shamas in the pickle factory." 010
Mas Mark @masmark.bsky.social · 26/10/2025That face you make whenever someone says, "Yes, but Obama put in a basketball court." 020
