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FRODO: They're called "chastity cages".
SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad.
GOLLUM: We won't wear it!
SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE.
GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
![Tweet from David Hughes (@david8hughes):
Therapist: let's look at why you feel like such a big dumb loser
Me: I didn't say that
Therapist [looks at notes]: well one of us did](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreifcs6joadvz3z2cs7nfl3exp6tddijl364hxp2wg4xau5f2wl7mfy)
