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Masastormyponez

@masastormeez.bsky.social
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🔞 | He/him | That one guy who writes (and sometimes draws) pretty weird stuff. If you enjoy the wackiness, consider giving my stories a try! www.fimfiction.net/user/466954/Masa…

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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 23h
Cute relationship dynamic
comic of Basil and Oregano the puppies whereas Basil asks Oregano; "Would you still love me if I exploded?" to which Basil literally explodes before Oregano can ask for clarification
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23h
Good morning
Pro tip: you can use your vape to hide your mom's massive erection 

Brian is doing just that
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Judge: This is the 5th most baseless claim I've seen in my whole career.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony hawk's pro racer
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Director Januel Mercado teases a possible sequel to ‘FORGOTTEN ISLAND’: “There is a bigger world with the Forgotten Island…” (via @TheDirect)
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By Will McPhail
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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of you furries stopped growing up after high school
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
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Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I knew a guy in highschool whose family's computer broke so all year he used Facebook on his Wii to message everyone
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Masastormyponez @masastormeez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being non-political is cowardice, being neutral doesn't mean being silent.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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🪞😑Despite everything, it's still Frist 🦄🐲 🔜 HrtlndHowloween+BLFC @fristart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do I look like I know w̵̨̎h̷̬̎a̸͙̓t̷̜̎ ̵̣̐a̷̪̾ ̶̦̔j̷̡͋p̸̦̍e̸̜̒g̷̱̈́g̷̩̈́🥚 ̸͉͋i̶̧̊s̵͖̈?̵̠͝ #deltarune
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J-Qweln 🦇 🇨🇦🇨🇴 @jacquelinevalencia.ca · 28/09/2026
A graffiti'd wall with the words, "can't we just fuck and listen to joy division?" There is barbed wire above the wall.
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following in her big sister's footsteps
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Nintendo Life @nintendolife.com · 28/09/2026
Best Fire Emblem Games Of All Time
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Best Fire Emblem Games Of All Time
Updated with Fortune's Weave
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 28/09/2026
if you don't support this movie the lesson Dreamworks is going to learn is that we need 12 more Boss Babies
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 01/10/2025
Rowling and Emma Watson's argument is painful to watch😢 Good-hearted transgender people never intend to hurt anyone else. They just want to love who they want to love and live according to their soul's direction. Chiitan stands by the hearts of good-hearted transgender people. I love everyone
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IGN @ign.com · 28/09/2026
The directors of Puss in Boots: The Last Wish deliver another terrific animated film with Forgotten Island. Our review: t.co/W36Wxmia0M
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Gallus OOC @behind-the-beak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Silverstream holding that tiny bird is giving me life. #mlp
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Forgotten Island’ has surpassed $20.6M in the global box office against a budget of $80M. It is unfortunately so far one of the worst performing DreamWorks films despite its critical acclaim.
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Calpain @calpain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know, it would have been interesting if Luna had made her own opposing kingdom. Celestia and Luna would still raise and lower the sun and moon as the world depended on it, but they'd have their own lands to rule. Artwork is by Magna Luna! manebooru.art/images... #mlp #mlpfim #art
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THAT'S MY DAWG
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Boofer 🎸🐶 @boof.dog · 22/01/2025
Bad Piss Aim 🎥: @jatta.zone #furry #twitch #booferclips #vtuber
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 27/09/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Transphobia is genuinely an elite fixation that is much less popular than most politicians and media outlets would have you believe.
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Does it play? @doesitplay.org · 26/09/2026
KEEP THE PRESSURE ON SONY! In a recent Kotaku interview NIS CEO Saruhashi says that Sony "is hearing a lot of feedback from players" and that things might not be as set in stone as parts of the industry want you to believe regarding the future of physical media.
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FenrisArts @fenrisarts.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#101DalmatianStreet #Save101DalmatianStreet #Disney #Emperorsnewgroove #comic Just a drawing of a comic based on a funny moment from the "Emperor's New Groove" X3 It is a pretty funny moment there.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
12 years ago today, ‘My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Rainbow Rocks’ premiered. The film earned praise from critics and fans, outgrossed its predecessor’s opening weekend by 37%, and later drew 610K viewers for its Discovery Family debut.
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Pupperpotamus @pupperpotamus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My hot take is that fandoms have always been a majority of nice people with a subset of absolutely rancid, judgemental arseholes that never got bigger, just louder, but because platforms learned that arguments drive engagement and therefore you see more ads, they tailored algorithms towards that
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
We had to wait for the....NEW YORK POST to write about this. Y'all know there is so much more where this came from but journalists don't want to dig and people are terrified to speak to any journalist seeing the type of reporting they've been doing
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Hope For The Planet @h4tp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We now have rigorous pooled data showing that even without active restoration efforts, cleared rainforest can rebound to 75% of their former species composition and 90% of species diversity within just thirty years. #goodnews
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Rainforest biodiversity rebounds within a single generation | The Optimist Daily
A major Ecuador study finds cleared rainforests can recover 90 percent of their species diversity in just 30 years, as long as humans leave the land alone.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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renni @renniultrafox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He looks so worried
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cartoon my Sarah Andersen. 

Panel 1: Sarah (labelled "me") is holding a round white object, labelled "a silly meme".

Panel 2: she holds it aloft and runs triumphantly towards a door labelled "group chat"

Panel 3: A group of women sit in a circle with worried expressions. They are tenderly comforting a woman who is just finishing saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life"

Panel 4: The camera focus shifts from the group to Sarah, who stands awkwardly, wide eyed and silent in the doorway, silly meme still held aloft.
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pasta 🔚 GalaCon @pastacrylic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tf sequence for @emerald.horse! #art #mlpfim #tf
A 5 panel transformation sequence of two pegasus ponies turning into kirins.
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