Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I probably wasn't gonna see Digger, but now I have to 171
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"How about we make them look deranged every time they write WOW in a text?" - Apple designer 0190
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm so glad we finally have a president who focuses on the little things, like the name of a building, on top of his other duties like reading and analyzing 15-20 pages of presidential briefs daily, finessing domestic and foreign policy, and improving upon complex budget proposals that are 1110
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026MapQuest's parent company (System1's) stock has gone up ~75% since MapQuest tweeted "We're not changing it" btw. 0110
Reposted by Mary KobayashiThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/01/2025FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/fbi-unc... 122124332376
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Turns out @mapquest.com was the Blackberry of nav apps anyway. Better design, nearly forgotten. In less than two years this administration is out, and we’ll all still be using it. 1273
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Deleted Google Maps, downloaded MapQuest, and thinking the Lake America thing might be the push I needed to try a dumbphone for a solid year or two. We all gotta do our part to show these corporations our wrath knows no timeline, it operates on a different scale, and cowardice is actually a fuck up. 0221
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My problem with the word "obliquely" is it looks too much like opaquely, which is totally different. Totally different meaning, you guys 1160
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 28/08/2026He's such an idiot. It's like he picks the stupidest thing to do every day, and does that 1282
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 24/08/2026To all of you who supported me when I had the life-ruining zit on my face last week, thank you. To all of you who abandoned and betrayed me, may the fires of hell rain down upon you while the theme song from The Biggest Loser (2004-2016, NBC) "What Have Ya Done to Me?" blasts on repeat 2131
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I fucking love the new iPhone feature where the photo that you just took isn’t readily available. I love going on a treasure hunt for my photos! This shit shouldn’t be be easy, make me work for it!! 1120
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026When an item of clothing becomes worn out like you can't wear it in public worn out, that is a success. You've honored the people who made it, you've got your money's worth, and now you can throw it away. You can throw it away. You can throw it away. 1227515
Reposted by Mary KobayashiElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Let's change our name from Department of Defense to Department of War and then go lose one 37714
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Me: What's 2+2? AI: 5. Me: No, it's 4. AI: Exactly. You've touched on something important ---- that the answer isn't nearly as important as the reason we ask ourselves what 2+2 is. Me: No, I actually needed the right answer AI: 3. 0235
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 02/08/2026my favorite part of The Odyssey was the trailer for Other Mommy 072
Reposted by Mary KobayashiAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026And the thin skinned 'tantrum' happens on the page 011
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“art is nothing for people with armor, you need a thin skin” ~ Fredrik Backman 1102
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I just enacted a new law banning performers from filming the crowd from stage on their iPhones. Sadly, no one is allowed to do it anymore after today 1133
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Love how cats draw the line at closed doors. That's my boundary and you crossed it. Wake up bitch 0160
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Don't you love when a character in a tv show is texting which i can barely fucking read anyway and naturally avert my eyes from out of societal training, and then it turns out i was supposed to read that? 2180
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Hobbies: having a crazy, life-threatening amount of sunscreen in just one eye 2634
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 08/07/2026No, I'm not watching the match. I'm watching Tidying Up with Marie Kondo on Netflix and crying at every ep 1151
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I can't believe the lying liberal media won't even let me eat my pie yet because it's only cooled for two hours instead of three 2230
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If the president could stop posting AI slop daily that’d actually be great 090
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Am I getting this right - HelloGiggles sold for $30m and Zooey and Sophia kept that money - no surprise backpay/bonuses for any of the unpaid writers (sorry, "contributors") - and now Sophia's asking people to do it again, for free again, because of "community?" Lmk if I'm missing something, please 2162
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Hard to put into words, but I think one of the most important examples a parent or grandparent can provide is like, “how happy you’re allowed to be as you move through life.“ 070
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I like how all of our phones now are just like yeah I'm actually not going to work anymore, my parent company is using every spare sweatdrop and ounce of data to make the glorious AI bubble burst just a little bit later, i'm sure you understand 091
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Listen, if you don't have the power to change yourself to my default browser, then stop axing. I'm not trying to make conversation with you Firefox, I'm busy Googling a girl who said one mean thing to me 14 years ago 1212
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It's nice that Maude Apatow has a famous father so she didn't have to degrade herself like every other woman on Euphoria. 090
Reposted by Mary KobayashiBazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The chords A, F and E Minor have withdrawn from the White House concert. 1616
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I love to steal just a little bit of no pesticides every time I do the self-checkout 🍅 150
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Yes, and it comes out of your paycheck, but I don’t tell you that until later. 080
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026As much as I love to deny it because those ibtches are so high maintenance, raspberries are def my favorite fruit. I always knew if I become a billionaire by donating $0 of my hard-earned capital gains to charity, my first stupid rich person thing would be to hire a nightly foot masseuse to (1/2) 1160
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 11/05/2026If you have even a fairly new version of Chrome, Google's AI is helping itself to your space.techradar.comGoogle quietly installed a giant 4GB AI update through ChromeChrome users are furious after discovering hidden Gemini AI files silently consuming storage, bandwidth and electricity worldwide 1142
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I got so close to washing my hair just now. Dangerously close 0130
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I'm at the point in my life where I can't give you another dime if your business model is, "Put others out of business." I've watched Amazon ruin lives (not an exaggeration) to increase their profit margin in a particular sector by 0.0001%. I'm done. If Prime is the only place I can watch a movie, 1150
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 24/04/2026"Would you like me to 'Summarize this email,' you lazy, soft-brained, daytime TV-watching fool?" 1131
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 22/04/2026One day I hope to be as kind to myself as a male stand-up comedian from Austin or Denver deciding the audience isn't laughing because they're offended 0321
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! 050
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 09/04/2026No one wants to hear a teaser of your podcast episode before your podcast episode starts 0191
Reposted by Mary Kobayashiandy™ @andylevy.net · 05/04/2026“trump derangement syndrome” is like “lou gehrig’s disease” 224023
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Connotation. That’s the word I was trying to think of a week and a half ago 1141
Mary Kobayashi @marykoco.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Why is Netflix raising my fee, didn't they JUST get $3 billion for NOT buying a thing 0221
