ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 18/03/2026(Chiding) This is why we can’t have targeted ads, Instagram 0150 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 02/12/2025This is a fantastic reason to boycott Starbucks, besides the fact that it sucks: 1121 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Of course air traffic control wouldn’t use DEI. He is literally so dumb and his followers will take anything he spews as “maybe that’s true, hmm, really makes u think” 623744 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Got this real painting of myself in the mail today (Christmas present that came late) 5954 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I’m really over every company I’ve ever used thinking that emailing me dumb shit like this every day is a great idea for business 3341 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Yeah, I’ve updated my bio @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social 1160 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Not pictured: hard plastic seal that keeps me from smelling it in the store :( 010 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 29/07/2024I hit “translate.” Very close to the actual meaning 171 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 13/06/2024Distant gentle stream? You sure? Cause it sounds like I’m IN the fucking stream. Track has more going on than JHamm post Mad Men. Treble turned up so high it bout to OD. How many frog opinions do I need to get to sleep? 30? More? And are those bells? Answer me 210113 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 26/05/2024I will be retweeting tweets from TWITTER, not X, on here, in this fashion, from now on: 0100 0
ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Cant frickin’ waaiit to try out my new Pepto Bismol InstaCool tonight. Is this relatable? Okay good 5261 0