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ScaryKoCo

@marykoco.bsky.social
2.6K followers 681 following 870 posts

I don't know what my password is

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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
(Chiding) This is why we can’t have targeted ads, Instagram
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This is a fantastic reason to boycott Starbucks, besides the fact that it sucks:
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
She even does it when she’s alone
A caramel-macchiato flavored cat with short legs laying the wrong way
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Backwards cuddle
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
It’s giving Gavin Belson
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
No, I didn’t
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
AI has a better take on this than you, actually
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
😎
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Just the best Pete Hegseth quote of all time
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Of course air traffic control wouldn’t use DEI. He is literally so dumb and his followers will take anything he spews as “maybe that’s true, hmm, really makes u think”
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
🧐
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Robinhood has lost notification privileges
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Gonna get blackout drunk at this
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Got this real painting of myself in the mail today (Christmas present that came late)
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Oh good
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’m really over every company I’ve ever used thinking that emailing me dumb shit like this every day is a great idea for business
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Sending a text
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Yeah, I’ve updated my bio @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Not pictured: hard plastic seal that keeps me from smelling it in the store :(
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Ok perv.
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
I hit “translate.” Very close to the actual meaning
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Distant gentle stream? You sure? Cause it sounds like I’m IN the fucking stream. Track has more going on than JHamm post Mad Men. Treble turned up so high it bout to OD. How many frog opinions do I need to get to sleep? 30? More? And are those bells? Answer me
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
I will be retweeting tweets from TWITTER, not X, on here, in this fashion, from now on:
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ScaryKoCo @marykoco.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Cant frickin’ waaiit to try out my new Pepto Bismol InstaCool tonight. Is this relatable? Okay good
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