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Martin Kane

@martypkane.bsky.social
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Former pollster living in exile in Devon. Into sports (Southend Utd, Essex CCC, Exeter Chiefs), gaming, history and travel.

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Martin Kane @martypkane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That’s the worst team Graeme Souness has picked since early 90s Liverpool #thebox
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Martin Kane @martypkane.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
That’s some cracking doubling-down on an error by the ref 😆
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Chris Smith @bychrissmith.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
There's literally nothing redeemable about this football season. Everything that could possibly leave you downhearted has come to pass.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.
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Martin Kane @martypkane.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Through all seven of the stages of grief by day 2 of the 3rd Test. Maybe a new record. #ashes
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Every motorway service station should have a 5-a-side football pitch. The score should be continuous throughout the day with travellers swapping in and out via infinite subs.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Cricket is, by far, the best spectator sport. It's basically just a beer garden with sport happening somewhere in the background. Watch, don't watch, have a stroll around, eat, talk, it doesn't matter. A brilliant day out.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I see a former footballer of negligible talent, shit manager, serial violent offender, would-be football shock-jock has laid into England's Euro win. The best response to his latest verbal bowel movement is to not name him, not quote him, just ignore him, as this is his line of business these days.
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Martin Kane @martypkane.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The contrast between tears in the Palace crowd and the tedious histrionics from Pep. Can’t buy class etc.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 21/11/2024
Thinking again about when we used the Football Manager editor to allow players to get 17th Century illnesses and injuries. Glen Johnson caught the plague.
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Had lunch at the Clink in Brixton prison today - superb food, lovely dining area, and great service, all done by the inmates, who get great training which helps them in the labour market upon release. Do spread the word, and give it a try yourself - details here: theclinkcharity.org/restaurants/...
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
The five stages of wedding grief
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/06/2023
I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.
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Danny Shaw @dannyshaw.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Watch out everyone. I’m on Blue Sky! For those interested in UK policing, the next week is going to be very interesting…
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Martin Kane @martypkane.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
An absolute classic - and a culture war theatre of battle well worth investing in. Wonder where today’s Tabbouleh salad places me on the spectrum
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Martin Kane @martypkane.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four footballers.
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Stan Collymore @collymore.com · 17/11/2024
Guys over 40, but especially guys over 50. Get a prostate test done. 10,000 men are dying in the UK every year from something preventable. Ask your GP for a test or buy a cheap PSA test online. Please, there is zero fucking point in dying because you can't be bothered to do a simple test.
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Martin Kane @martypkane.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Introduce yourself with four video games
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Michael 🌱 Ⓥ @changedgear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me popping back to Twitter to see if it's improved....
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Imagine sitting down for a drink or a meal with people whose company you enjoyed & being told by management that half of the table would be now occupied by people who just wanted to shout ‘C**t’ at you. The exodus has absolutely nothing to do with ‘opinions’. Media reports must reflect this more.
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
If you're new here I have compiled lists of people in various fields that might make it easier to find people you want to follow
Screenshot of some of my lists Screenshot 2 of some of my lists
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Carol Vorderman @carolvorders.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Martin Lewis joined Bluesky yesterday He's on @martinlewismse.bsky.social 👍🏼
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