Reposted by Martin I.Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/07/2026 5854330
Reposted by Martin I.Micah @rincewind.run · 25/05/2026and a very happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to you all 161160428
Reposted by Martin I.Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I'm in a WhatsApp group for a (big) birthday party which has more than 100 members, and someone has just LEFT A VOICE NOTE. I just don't think you can do that. I'd track down all 100 people and relay my comment in person before I did that. 181444
Reposted by Martin I.Escargocéane 🐌 @modnarwave.bsky.social · 28/12/2025ce post est tellement @mitildide.bsky.social coded 0449142
Reposted by Martin I.Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Edinburgh! A Passion for Passion at Underbelly, Bristo Square! It's a show about writing a book about romance. If you love romance novels or if you have no idea how anyone could, this is for you. 11 - 25 Aug | 18:50 🎟️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/a… 0243
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 11/06/2025media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is making a funny face and saying , `` khaaa ! ''Alt: James T Kirk shouting Khaaaaan! 041
Reposted by Martin I.Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 25/05/2025#GNUTerryPratchett #Glorious25thOfMay 17965247
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Sounds lush 😋. But you already know that we are up for anything! See you very soon! 🥳 020
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Oh believe me, we know! So looking forward to ten days in beautiful wensleydale with all of you lovely friends there 😀 110
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Looking forward to seeing pics. Or maybe a sneak preview come Easter? 🍻 110
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Nice piece of kit. How did the mossy desk turn out in the end? 100
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 24/02/2025To be fair, everyone is. You both enjoy elevated status due to being allowed to take care of his Cuteness! 010
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 24/02/2025What a good boy! Looking forward to seeing him (and you and Wex ) again come Easter 😀🍻 110
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 06/02/2025It’s here… THE thread is finally here. Twitter is officially dead! 110
Reposted by Martin I.Tiff Stevenson @tiffstevenson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025 Me writing about men like bad male authors write about women ‘He charged into the room, pert testicles bouncing gaily. I saw a scar & wondered if he’d had a vasectomy. He opened his plump lips, full of promise but annoying words came out...something about a football match’ 1215412
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Not touching that pun with a ten foot tentpoolmedia.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a blue suit is standing on a street and says `` oh , behave ! ''ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue suit is standing on a street and says `` oh , behave ! '' 010
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Cheers, now I just need to convince Rob to to let us pitch the tent right behind the brewery and we‘d be all set 😂 100
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Wow. Just today was looking for cottages for the end of April. If we can’t finde any we might just ask you to lend us your tent. 100
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I’ll think of it whenever I’m walking down from the village to the brewery and see those perverts on the green below the church in between all those sheep and chickens… wait… I’m not helping here, am I….? 110
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I think I’ll save that gif for future use if you don’t mind…media.tenor.coma monkey is stealing a tire from a car .Alt: a monkey is stealing a tire from a car . 010
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025That’s… certainly valuable advice in a lot of situations… 100
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Good to have you here! Just treat it like Twitter when it was nice, block trolls early and please do another fringe show next year. (The last one might not be strictly speaking a bluesky tip and actually not sound financial advice). 100
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 18/11/2024If you ever needed proof that there's no such thing as artificial intelligence - only artificial stupidity! 110
Reposted by Martin I.Spencer Koelle @spencerkoelle.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Star Trek Lower Decks posted without context or comment 4423104
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 17/10/2024Very cool! Useful, hopefully tasty and a great reason to take Lego on a long walk 😀 110
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2024Perhaps use them for a collage which you could frame? 110
Reposted by Martin I.John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/07/2024Kid, you don't scare me. I made websites that had to work in Internet Explorer 6 1830733
Reposted by Martin I.Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/05/2024THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN 451579364
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 10/05/2024Sometimes Pictures speak more than words, but I do believe the accent is not quite right… #yorkshire #basterds #ifeelypu 010
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Well, it seems Bluesky IS just @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com, @scalzi.com and @diane.dianeduane.com talking about the intricacies of writing, fountain pens and delicious recipes after all. I‘m very much happy with that. 926326
Martin I. @martynynsky.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Uh, I guess I should post something to prove I'm not a bot,so have a picture of a fantastic cat that visited us in vacation a few years ago! 130
![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibw4ldc3fhslbvxgy2oqrof2oys5kpgh7zu6a5f3usmx3lf4547qm)
