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Marty Gould

@martygould.bsky.social
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Timbers and Thorns with a smattering of Blazers and politics and postEvangelical Christianity.

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SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 3h
More evidence from Sen. Eric Schmitt that conspirators were conspiring at a Hawks game in Atlanta.
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Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16h
the year is 2032. you were 90 minutes late to your kids parent/teacher conference after your waymo got stuck in a roundabout. your kids educator, an ai version of benjamin franklin, is asking parents if yoga pants are actually acceptable present-day attire. he wont let it go. it doesnt stop
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Rebellion as self care” is a word. Wisdom. Let us be attentive.
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ENGvESP currently. Thorns and Timbers doubleheader later on. #baonpdx #rctid
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/09/2026
"Loser runs a beer mile." Article 20 stipulates that the movements of POWs must be conducted as humanely as the movements of your own side’s troops. Until everybody commits to chugging four Pabsts and heading to the local high school track, HR is definitely flagging this one. buff.ly/ARD2L9x
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Fantasy Football Punishments for Your Work League That Violate the Geneva Convention
Loser runs a beer mile. This common league punishment sprints straight into Article 20, which stipulates that the movements of POWs must be conducted at leas...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/09/2026
"Could you go rowdy into that good night? Make a ruckus. Bounce around, cause a scene. That might be fun. Sort of the opposite of gentle; really show how psyched you are to go into that good night. There is no shame in showing your emotions." buff.ly/atMd0Cg
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Ways Other Than “Gentle” You Could Go into That Good Night
“What if you started going into that good night in a rambunctious manner, really going nuts, but then, once you got into that good night, you switched to goi...
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seems appropriate the presser is sponsored by Providence. #rctid
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Welp. #rctid
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Man's Cringe Fake Smile
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Handsome Jack goes chalk and picks St Louis CITY 2 as T2’s playoff opponent #rctid #rc2id
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And they’ve thrown up the Technical Difficulties Please Standby Graphic. Handsome Jack can’t hear what’s going on. #rctid #rc2id
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s giving bad Teams meeting vibes. #rctid #rc2id www.youtube.com/live/o_kvINd...
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MLS NEXT PRO: Western Conference - Pick Your Opponent Selection Show 2026
YouTube video by Major League Soccer
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well done, WoRldWiDe LeADEr iN sP0rTz! #rctid
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is such a weak and fragile god who needs a political party, a president, a Supreme Court, and a nation to defend them and fight their battles for them. God does not need your defense. The poor, the hungry, the sick, the disabled, the children, the immigrant, and the powerless do.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To return to Tilamook. It’s a locally beloved company on the Oregon coast that employs a ton of people in a fairly rural and not super rich country that’s pretty purple these days. Surely the GOP trying to drive them out of business will attract more GOP voters there. Smart move guys.
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thread ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Didn’t concede inside the first 20 minutes. #rctid
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seeker sensitivity has really jumped the shark.
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ishmael Yartey had that game winning assist for PTFC in Colorado back in 2015. #rctid
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If only we had historical records from the most prosperous period in American history when the ultra rich were taxed at 90%+ rates. Alas.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Republicans' Sales Pitch for the Midterms: "All your problems were created by another dude three or four years ago, which we are 100% incapable of fixing now, but will magically disappear a day after the midterms. Trust us that this will happen. Oh, also trust us on getting $5,000 we don't have!"
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mike, my brother in Christ, have you not forgotten Jeremiah 17:9? “The heart is devious above all else; it is perverse— who can understand it?” Who has bewitched you so?
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Dr. Bradley Onishi @bradleyonishi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
1/100 people in a powerful legislative body that decides policy for a country of 340 million. Neat.
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Seattle Seahawks 12th Man Flag
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dear Apple TV MLS Commentator: this is the second time Moreno has faced PTFC. #rctid
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Don Baldwin, Everyday Anti-fascist @donbaldwin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The student newspaper at Benson High School has higher journalistic standards than KATU and @fox12oregon.bsky.social. The kids are all right.
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David Dark @daviddark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Love doesn’t smooth over abusive behavior. Love confronts it. www.christiancentury.org/interviews/r...
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Revisiting Everyday Apocalypse
“Art is integration,” says David Dark. “Empire is...
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
KRIS TOFFER VELDE HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! #rctid
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Scammers suck.
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Note: two former PTFC head coaches (Spencer and Gio) scored their respective club’s first 🎩 tricks before the Timbers. That’s wild. #rctid
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mood. #rctid #PORvMNU
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Marty Tyler Moore Hat Throw
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#rctid
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Chris Rifer @chrisrifer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
NGL I’m a little sad. What a hilarious, absurd streak. Congrats to Vincent Janssen on breaking the curse. #RCTID
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just posting this for reasons. #rctid
Screen shot of how many days since July 15, 2007.
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Zach Malm @muzach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he's about to get a standing ovation from the congregation as soon as he finishes telling them about how God recently forgave him for "giving in to temptation" with a "very mature" youth group student off and on for several years.
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*only business insight.
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Deadline Day mood with 11 hours remaining. #rctid
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Will Ferrell: Can You Feel The Tension?
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gentle reminder for my #rctid Fam ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m so old I remember when conservatives were indeed quite vocal about saying children should not have babies.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Protest that endures, I think, is moved by a hope far more modest than that of public success: namely, the hope of preserving qualities in one's own heart and spirit that would be destroyed by acquiescence. Wendell Berry, What Are People For?
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SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As soon as the generals and the politicos can predict the motions of your mind, lose it. Leave it as a sign to mark the false trail, the way you didn’t go. Be like the fox who makes more tracks than necessary, some in the wrong direction. Practice resurrection.
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Still 6 points out of 4th place in the West. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #alotbsol #rctid
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Eric Idle Monty Python: Always Look on the Bright Side
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#rctid
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gonna be one of those days on the #rctid socials, isn’t it?
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Spongebob Squarepants Pitchfork Mob
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
To quote @daviddark.bsky.social: “There are so many ways to hate God.”
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
T2 go on the road to Ventura County to earn a 2-2 draw and get the extra point for the shootout victory (4-2.) Daniel Cervantes with both goals for T2. Both of them PKs. T2 extend their unbeaten run to 8 straight. Now at 50 points for the year #rctid #rc2id
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
These pitch invaders are getting younger and younger.
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh, Max Bretos. You’re so silly with your “rivalry” talk. #rctid
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Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 21/08/2026
#OtD 21 Aug 1791 the Haitian revolution began as 100,000 enslaved people rose up and eventually overthrew both slavery and French rule, creating the world's first Black republic shop.workingclasshistory.com/products/a-h...
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Marty Gould @martygould.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I blame Merritt Paulson for this abomination. #rctid
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