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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 09/10/2026
Unexpected and surprisingly banging cover version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAOw...
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Pete Tong, Kölsch - On The Nature of Daylight (Official Audio)
YouTube video by PetetongVEVO
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 09/10/2026
This exactly sums me up too! I mean, I still get immensely frustrated when I do a clichéd ADHD thing*, but at least the amphetamines mean I can get stuff done. *big fan of making a cup of tea and forgetting about it
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
vistapro, 3d scenery generator, magazine screenshot, amiga (1991) archive.org/details/cu-a...
low poly 3d greenery, water and hills/mountains. blue sky.
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
you got it boss
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Crucible (rotated), by Louis Silverstein, 1987, 📸 by Tim Warner
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 22/09/2026
'I don’t even take a pee without monetizin the stream"
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Joel Williams @jaowilliams74.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outstanding new voting intention format from local LibDems.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 16/09/2026
Sad about Bonnie Greer I did an event with her years ago and she was a total delight.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 06/09/2026
I need something to put the edge on
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 04/09/2026
Same energy
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 03/09/2026
"It costs $61 to buy 25 one-dollar coins" It's like the platonic ideal of a grift. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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The $1 Trump coin: legal tender, depending on what you mean by legal
Various laws and 250 years of tradition prevent the likeness of living people from appearing on currency. Donald Trump and Scott Bessent don’t want you to worry about that
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 03/09/2026
Take a look at the entries for Obama and Biden on the official White House website's 'Presidential Walk of Fame'. Much as I hate it, I did literally laugh out loud: www.whitehouse.gov/walk-of-fame/
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Presidential Walk of Fame
Step into history with the Presidential Walk of Fame Virtual Gallery. Walk the White House colonnade from anywhere, view the actual presidential portraits as they hang, and read their original…
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 02/09/2026
Hey @royalsociety.org - can you help out one of your Fellows with his genetics question below?
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 30/08/2026
The Venn diagram of over 18s that drink Ribena and Disney adults is a perfect circle
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 30/08/2026
Not being funny but I can't help thinking tragically murdered PC Andrew Harper looks an awful lot like @jayforeman.bsky.social
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 28/08/2026
Just want to thank @mark-carney.bsky.social for teaching me the word 'hydronym'. Every day is a school day!
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 27/08/2026
Here's a mad thing I didn't know. The car Archduke Franz Ferdinand was in when he was assassinated in Sarajevo on 28 June 1914 bore the registration plate A III 118. The First World War ended with the Armistice on 11 November 1918, a date that reads as 11/11/18 (Armistice 11, 11, 18).
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton is dead and I'm very sad about it! Here's a nice mural I saw in Nashville a few years ago.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 25/08/2026
Imagine being trapped in a lift with Argentina's most famous actor. "I'm claustrophobic Darín!"
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Madeleine Brettingham @littlemaddles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
www.rollingstone.co.uk/tv/features/...
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The 12 stand-out shows of the Edinburgh Fringe 2026
Check out this year's top picks of the Fringe.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 25/08/2026
Hey @royalsociety.org! Not great from one of your guys! Promise you'll spare me in the upcoming race war you tacitly endorse by this moronic supremacist remaining a Fellow? Can't work out if I'm a 'depraved race communist' or a 'bleeding-heart 'liberal' ethnomasochist', though. Can you advise?
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 12/08/2026
Pretty sure Soundgarden predicted this www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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Astronomers discover a new kind of cosmic object – a black hole ‘star’
The body is the size of the entire solar system and glows with a brilliant red light about 30bn light years from Earth
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 12/08/2026
Surely if she was a "day tripper" she'd need a return, not a "one-way ticket, yeah", otherwise she'll be stuck in the place in which she was day tripping? Unless someone was giving her a lift back or something.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 11/08/2026
I'm sure some poor guy in another flat was trying to enjoy a little Kate Bush radio on Spotify this morning, without necessarily inviting all his neighbours to join his 'jam'. Not least because one is an annoying nobhead.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 10/08/2026
Can't believe they called the Edgbaston Hundred team the Phoenix when Birmingham Six was right there
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 09/08/2026
Mildly obsessed with this track at the moment. It vaccilates between a glitchty washing machine spin cycle and drops so hard they melt my face. Imagine Ghengis Khan hearing this on a serious soundsystem whilst eating a pack of Tangfastics. youtu.be/xvTxyFmoNVY?...
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Special Request - Spectral Frequency
YouTube video by R&S Records
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 06/08/2026
Friends fear he's watching the 1991 Men's 4x400m World Championships Final yet again youtu.be/xkLSnPkqIrs?...
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GBvs.USA.4x400m.1991- World Championships,Tokyo
YouTube video by AthletixStuffChannel
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 03/08/2026
I would bowl actor tom holland in 3 deliveries. Leg break outside off. He feels like hes drowning. Googly in the rough of course he's chasing it. Spiderman sucked kill yourself. And Bang flipper middle stump. Youre out. You were was always out. Youve been out since the day you were born
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I THINK YOU’RE A 
BIG PIECE OF CHEESE
(SLUGGO AND A FEW OTHER KIDS WATCH AS NANCY TELL OFF A POLICE OFFICER)
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 02/08/2026
So I watched Interstellar for the first time last night. I know, bang on trend with the latest sci-fi. Anyway, it was pretty good, but wtf was cybertruck r2d2 doing in it? His stupid antics seem like they're from a totally different film.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 01/08/2026
Top 3 iconic UK mugs:
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 31/07/2026
Please enjoy this, my 261st ever Spotify playlist, if you want to: open.spotify.com/playlist/2oC...
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Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in BASS
Playlist · Martin Davies · 27 items
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 31/07/2026
Achillies the real "You shag one sheep" of mythic heroes. He was the greatest of all Greek warriors, slayed Trojan Prince Hector and all anyone talks about is the time he fucked his heel.
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channel light vessel automatic @martindavi.es · 31/07/2026
Thinking about how when Elton John goes, Kate Middleton is legally required to release a Reg Dwight version of Candle in the Wind
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