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Three possums in a trenchcoat. Deep Time Enthusiast. Acquirer of anoles, gatherer of geckos, securer of skinks. The original ψ¹ Dra appreciator

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@david8hughes

[wife drops me at the airport]

Wife: have a safe flight

Me: I have no say in the matter

Wife [already driving off]: die then
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“The Miami Herald will no longer have a Miami beat” is the state of local journalism in a nutshell. Really, really bad.
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MAXXED OUT at $9.999!! GasBuddy data showing 5 stations in California that have hit the limit and are selling diesel at the dispensers highest possible price: $9.999/gal
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 09/09/2026
congrats mate, I had considerable success with low dose glps myself
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CICADA.BMF
A large cicada of the genus Magicicada, its eyes glowing magenta. Cicadas spend most of their life underground, only emerging near the end of a 17-year cycle to spend a few weeks above ground as adult imagoes. Somewhere in Pennsylvania in 1987, a grad student named Red walks along a wooded path, his feet crunching the countless cicada shells littering the ground. The mating song of the males is deafening, an urgent chorus of want and desire. Red barely registers the piercing song, so lost in his thoughts is he. He later looks up the name of the shedded exoskeletons and learns they are called exuviae. A perfect word, taught to Red by Brood X.
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love the idea that the Singularity arrived and it made no particular difference in our lives.
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 04/09/2026
at least it wasn't salty, amirite?
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 30/08/2026
Michelle Cottle is a woman. what was that about educating oneself?
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 29/08/2026
just going off the 3 seconds of the trailer I saw, it's wildly different from the book, by Peter heller. good book, I'm confident in recommending it
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 29/08/2026
i didn't even know they were making a movie out of that *excellent* book. not at all surprised Ridley fucked it up though, he's broken everything he's touched for at least 20 years
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 29/08/2026
wow, what a shot
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Iain Thomson @iainthomson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The view of CAL FIRE's San Benito-Monterey Unit driving to help with the Timber fire yesterday. good luck to them all.
Timber fire.
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 28/08/2026
I remember it somewhat differently, like watching livestreams of border crossings because we all knew the invasion was coming days in advance
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 26/08/2026
saying those words isn't because you care about the robot's feelings. it doesn't have them. it is a robot. rather, you say those things as an affirmation of all the people and events in history that led up to you. it is acknowledging your own humanity
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 23/08/2026
Front 424
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Never have heroes
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 22/08/2026
only built 4 cretin linx
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 22/08/2026
what happened to kwon?
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 22/08/2026
lol
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 31/07/2026
who we talmbout?
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 24/06/2026
Funny, I don't remember voting for you
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 23/06/2026
mk2 reflecting pool
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 22/06/2026
which of those guys doesn't look punchable ?
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Over New Orleans @overneworleans.possumsin.space · 17/06/2026
When I see a random person--whose profile doesn't indicate plane-related autism or whatever--liking my posts, I have to wonder why, like do they know one of the aircrew? Just love that plane type? Or what?
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 09/06/2026
what an embarrassing post
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 05/06/2026
Ah yeah it was especially bad after Katrina through the 2008 recovery. these days I mostly see the local/transplant discourse on reddit lol
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 05/06/2026
tulane? pre or post Katrina?
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 05/06/2026
new orleans is full of this type, too
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 01/06/2026
me, last night: wow what a time to find out my colloidal silver spray is, in fact, counterfeit
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 29/05/2026
the magic 8-ball says you'll crush it today. try this on: youtu.be/TUTU-oMSEnc
youtu.be
Machete - Moods Volume Two / Tape 3 (1999) [HD]
YouTube video by HD Mixtapes
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 29/05/2026
Was it the onions? it was the onions, wasn't it.
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 20/05/2026
my immediate guess as well
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 17/05/2026
the other guy, John Fleming, lives on Fleming Lane which says a lot in itself
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 17/05/2026
julia letdown was opposed to the covid vaccine right up until covid killed her husband, then she changed her tune. which I guess is creditable as far as it goes but
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 17/05/2026
sometimes it's hard to tell; it's actually believable that he'd do this
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 17/05/2026
assuming this isn't a joke or shitpost, can you help me understand why marky mark, alleged hate crime perpetrator, would make a movie about Ali?
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 15/05/2026
does it accept NASA?
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 15/05/2026
cobol and fortran
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 14/05/2026
I worked in a sandwich shop in college and one time a guy comes in thinking he'll confuse the employees by ordering a 688, no better make that a 688i, and a couple Harpoons. he wasn't ready for me to reply, sure, want some ADCAPs on the side?
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 14/05/2026
groundwater modeling (notional) doomscrolling (actual)
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 13/05/2026
which is why I reacted negatively to the first asshole who replied with the dismissive, sarcastic "thank you" post
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 13/05/2026
Wow, I guess you really can't spot a sarcastic reply after all
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 13/05/2026
Thank you for sharing your personal opinion
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 13/05/2026
this is abuser gaslighting shit, i hope you keep this strictly Online and don't do this to your kids
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 13/05/2026
it's an excellent book too, as it happens
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 13/05/2026
lol, this you? bsky.app/profile/jare...
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 13/05/2026
I'm more interested in what real people have to say than what marketing post Burger King wants me to interact with
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ʣ @marsupial.lol · 13/05/2026
brands? you gotta be shittin me
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