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@marshtompy.bsky.social
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once again on my bullshit southerner, soup man, and philly sports fan he/him

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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
NO THREEPEAT
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I think my favorite thing is when a broadcaster says something stupid and then IMMEDIATELY has to eat their words
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: HECK YEAH BROTHER Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a443a1bca5a F: #f9263a628aa
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
WOW. Kristi Noem and Elon Musk, among others, "chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an impeccable record of public service. ... The attacks against Ms. Comans were based entirely on false information" and many officials "knew [they] were untrue."
In conducting this hearing, the Court is not called upon to resolve factual disputes between
the parties. The facts set forth in this Memorandum Opinion and Order were proposed by the
Plaintiff, unobjected to by the Government, and then deemed admitted by the Court. Dkts. 74, 75,
77.2 These facts establish that high-ranking government officials, including then Secretary of DHS
Kristi Noem and Elon Musk, engaged in a coordinated public relations campaign to impugn the
personal and professional integrity of Ms. Comans. For reasons unfathomable to this Court,
officials chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an
impeccable record of public service. In short, Ms. Comans was professionally targeted and
personally attacked by government officials for no legitimate reason. The attacks against Ms.
Comans were based entirely on false information, and many government officials knew the
accusations were untrue at the time they were made. With no regard for the truth and with no
consideration for the personal and professional effect on Ms. Comans, government officials
exploited their access to mass media outlets to broadcast false information. These false
statements reached hundreds of millions of people. The purpose of this Order is, to the best of
this Court’s ability, to correct the public record and establish as a matter of law that the
statements made by these officials about Ms. Comans were objectively and demonstrably false.
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Are you fucking serious
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Liz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Schwarbs being a transit guy is elite stuff
Screenshot of Kyle Schwarber’s instagram story of him on a septa train and text reads

Top 5 Reasons
Riding SEPTA is a Pro Move
Phillies
1. It's $2.90
2. No traffic
3. No parking
4. Center City to South Philly in 11 minutes
5. Kids ride free
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: COLLEGE FOOTBALL Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Boeing 737-900 A: #a1546435cde F: #f00a08d7d5c
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why not an abs strike three winning final out
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went to a house party and expended my entire social battery and all I have to say is bring back the triple option
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my god I just turned on the game and there's NO ONE there lmao
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck silicon Valley money
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Go birds (totally normal)
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Being transgender is cool as hell just btw
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
08 Sep 2026
Heathcliff sits in a park wearing a pink helmet that reads "RAGE". Iggy and his friend watch him sitting, and Iggy says "Give him room today."
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Friendly Neighborhood Mouse @missmouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Friday morning, I was gardening when I checked my phone. A request had gone out for help. For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes. ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
ICE vehicle - black Nissan Maxima with plate cover - posted up in a spot that also serves as an elementary school bus stop. Another ICE vehicle, black Dodge Durango, lurking around the community. Two more ICE vehicles - black Dodge Durango and a white SUV, unclear on make, model - on a quiet residential street, being quietly creepy. Note that the white SUV has its plate covered. Yet another ICE vehicle. Black Nissan Pathfinder. They were all over the neighborhood.
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I ripped open my scar on my leg trying to get though the stands. I bled for this team and this is how im repaid?
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Absolutely bullshit
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I haven't been sweating my goddamn ass off for the last 5 hours for the jackets not to get positive offensive yardage
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Am I allowed to ask my boss to go home early because im too sad about dolly parton
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Air to Ground Message: WE TOLD THEM WE HAD A PHILLIES GAME TO CATCH Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a2c35ad8ed3 F: #f96c0c67dbd
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
HAYNES KING WINS IT AT THE BUZZER
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
HAYNES KING
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fraser ram🎃n @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 25/07/2026
Admirable clarity @science.org
The Trump administration hates academic science funding, full stop. They hate where that money goes, and they hate who it goes to. They want to keep all that money for themselves, to hand out to favored cronies who can help them get elected and to steer yet more money and more power back into their hands.

That’s it. That’s the story
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My nerve pain is flaring up which means it's probably not a good idea for me to play video games. But that's the only thing I want to do right now
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tokoron, who is part-boy and part-plane, is the mascot of Tokorozawa City, the home of Japan’s first ever airfield.
A mascot in an orange and yellow costume poses like a plane in a clean government building.
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
People who don't hold their backpacks in front of them on a packed train will not see the light of heaven
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Matthew Campbell @socialscifi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Has this been done yet?
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Once again, we must end VAR
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ball don't lie
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is now an Erling Haaland fangirl account. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just work here. Ali: "Are you a boy or a girl?" Haaland: "my dad is a boy and my mom is a girl so i'm mixed xx 💋
Ali Are you a boy or a girl

my dad is a boy and my mom is a girl so i'm mixed xx
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Erling Haaland :-)
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
BLUE SHARKS FOREVER
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Absolutely fuck VAR
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/07/2026
THERE HE IS
A bad drawing of DR Congo forward Brian Cipenga mid-somersault
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Marshall @marshtompy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Today has been fucking crazy for soccer
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
go birdş
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Stay tuned for the Bugs Bunny imitation at the end
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cape Verde
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Steph Driver @stephaliciousd.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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