Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026put a picture of a cookie on my Instagram story and IG’s music suggestion was “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You” by Bryan Adams 120
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me at the cell phone free Phoebe Bridgers concert wondering if I should just leave my phone in phone jail forever 030
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“But we don’t want to ruin their lives!” Okay. Quick question for you: why not? 071
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Possibly the darkest piece I’ve written to date. Trigger warning for multiple mentions of SA. 292
Reposted by Alix MarkmanThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 30/09/2026University assigns Cornell 7 to get ChatGPT to write their essaysthebeaverton.comUniversity assigns Cornell 7 to get ChatGPT to write their essaysITHICA, NY – As punishment for drugging and gang-raping a young woman for over seven hours in 2024, Cornell University has assigned the seven known perpetrators to generate essays using ChatGPT. 1533691
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026taking my medication with a syringe to show my cat that the rules apply to everybody 050
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In a time when universities are well aware that students are generating papers with AI, assigning an essay is certainly a fucking choice. 061
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Cornell’s official statement. Look at the wording. “None of the individuals charged were offered the opportunity to write essays as a *sole* consequence of their involvement.” Oh, so they got *temporary* suspensions AND an essay. That obviously counts as justice! (/s) 130
Reposted by Alix MarkmanJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT? 352045664
Reposted by Alix MarkmanAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you haven’t already turned off Meta’s terrible “use my stuff for whatever!” AI: - Go to your Insta profile - Click the hamburger stack (3 lines) for settings - Scroll to “sharing and reuse” - Toggle Meta AI settings off (I only have Reels, you may also have Posts) 88963
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026do you think Elizabeth Holmes was jealous of how Stephanie Beatriz pulled off the deep voice on Brooklyn Nine-Nine but she never could 190
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Spirit Halloween is such a diva. Show up unannounced on a random day in late summer, leech us all dry for two and a half months, then vanish until the following year. Absolute icon. 040
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Accidentally typed shuttle buses as shittle buses and you know what? I’m keeping it. 020
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026opened my phone to 68 unread messages and was like, well that just won’t do at all 120
Reposted by Alix MarkmanGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What if Emily Dickinson came back like Fruma Sarah to attack ChatGPT for appropriating the em-dash 415927
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Don’t worry, guys. AI can’t kill us all by 2030. Disney’s got Marvel movies planned through at least 2037. 033
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026cuz nothing makes me want to visit a place like a giant glowing spider www.blogto.com/radar/2026/0...blogto.comPsychedelic trail of glowing lanterns transforming major Toronto destinationThe Toronto Zoo is transforming part of its sprawling grounds into a nighttime trail packed with thousands of illuminated animal displays for the deb… 032
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026the Venn diagram of men who say they have “more of a comment than a question” and “well, actually” is a circle 050
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry brought so many iconic roles to life, particularly in horror, but never forget that he was also the secret villain/Stephen King analogue in one of the greatest Scooby-Doo films of all time. youtu.be/ZleWzSEMBt4?...youtu.beThe Witches Ghost Except it's Just Time Curry being Fantastic for over 2 minutesYouTube video by Edwards Op-ed's 1197
Reposted by Alix MarkmanBJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm far from the only person who will be saying this today, but I simply would not exist if it hadn't been for Tim Curry. 217516
Reposted by Alix MarkmanGennifer Hutchison @gennhutchison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Are you fucking kidding me? 1261
Reposted by Alix MarkmanJP Larocque @jplarocque.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Proof that a genie loves to follow the content of a wish, but never its true intent. (@markwoman.bsky.social) 081
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026THE UNIVERSE TOOK THE WRONG 80-YEAR-OLD FROM HOME ALONE 2 071
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026One of my favourite things our Art department did on Astrid & Lilly (and that’s a long list!) was place a giant framed photo of Dolly Parton in Brutus’ pad. We will always love you, Dolly. 💖💖💖 030
Reposted by Alix MarkmanJP Larocque @jplarocque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It’s not an exaggeration to say she was one of the most significant entertainers of the last 100 years. 192
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026For years I’ve joked that on January 19th we celebrate the birth of the three most important women in my life: my mom, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Dolly Parton. Except it wasn’t really a joke. The world is a little dimmer today, but so much brighter for the 80 years she spent in it. RIP Dolly. ❤️ 081
Reposted by Alix MarkmanDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton supported so many important causes, among them donating a million dollars to COVID vaccine research early in the pandemic, which saved millions of lives. She will always be remembered as a champion of the people. 3558141366
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026when she gets you a donut with your favourite Pokémon on it 🧡 040
Reposted by Alix MarkmanBarry Hertz @hertzbarry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026NEW: Imagine Cinemas Carlton says A24 has withdrawn Matt Johnson's TONY "due to antiquated 'clearing' practices, ones that still exist in Canada because of the hegemonic theatrical exhibition market share." Worth noting that NIRVANNA was a huge hit for the Carlton, playing for months. 3208
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026forget “who’s the man” tell me which one of you is the outdoor lesbian and which one of you is the indoor lesbian 040
Reposted by Alix MarkmanBJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Seems like a lot of folks are getting recommended @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social and I’s book on SLEEPAWAY CAMP in the wake of Camp Miasma. Here is the best place to get it, and we really appreciate everyone who has been shouting it out! diediebooks.com/products/sle...diediebooks.comSleepaway Camp by BJ and Harmony ColangeloThe Wives Colangelo assess where the 1983 cult hit Sleepaway Camp falls in the slasher canon and do a deep dive on the film's queer themes and legacy that have kept audiences talking after all these y... 37333
Reposted by Alix MarkmanTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17/08/2026we don't protect child actors enough. especially women. 372797607
Reposted by Alix Markmangamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The cruelty of the It Girl is right there in the pronoun. Turn a young woman into an object, consume her, then wonder what happened to her. 342864
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Things I love: going to concerts Things I loathe: getting out of concerts 050
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026my girlfriend used one of those “what you would look like as a guy” filters on me and it turned me into my fucking ex-boyfriend 240
Reposted by Alix MarkmanStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 11/08/2026I didn’t even see this had been announced. I was lead writer on this one! And Saber replaced me with ChatGPT midway through development. All the passenger voices were AI too. Either they changed direction at some point or they’re not disclosing it on Steamyoutu.beRideshare "Stimulator" - Announce Trailer | PS5 GamesYouTube video by PlayStation 11572973019
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026me after failing to watch four movies, read three novels, binge two entire series, and complete a 100-hour game on my day offstatic.klipy.comALT: 140
Reposted by Alix MarkmanBJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"Check out these new AI features!" I'd rather check myself into ✨the morgue.✨ 2698
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026ATTENTION, EVERYONE. My one-year-old niece can now say “Buffy.” As you were. 040
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026every time someone proclaims all the things AI “can” do all I hear is a list of things they can’t 010
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026having a pet is great because sometimes they use a pillow like a person and sometimes they use a person as a pillow 020
Reposted by Alix MarkmanEmily Schooley @emilyschooley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026URGENT #topoli - On Wednesday, July 29th, Toronto City Council is considering two motions on AI Data Centres in the GTA: The Hyperscale Stack Data Centre in Scarborough and the Microsoft Data Centre in Etobicoke. NEITHER OF THESE MOTIONS INCLUDES A MORATORIUM. actionnetwork.org/letters/mora...actionnetwork.orgFLOOD CITY COUNCIL'S MOTION COMMENTS — AI DATA CENTRE MORATORIUM NOW!On Wednesday, July 29th, Toronto City Council is considering two motions on AI Data Centres in the GTA: The Hyperscale Stack Data Centre in Scarborough and the Microsoft Data Centre in Etobicoke. Bi... 179
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026honestly so fitting that The Vampire Lestat ends with the literal end of the world because that’s how it feels waiting two years for the next season of this perfect show 1122
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I love my mom (this was about a party invitation) 010
Alix Markman @markwoman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026With Hannah Moscovitch (a Canadian!) at the helm! Let’s fucking gooooooooo!!!!!! 031