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Gen-X husband, cat dad, and all-around grumpy bastard.

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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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What's the worst thing humans have ever invented?
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No offense, dude, but you. The worst thing we ever invented was you.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So much this. I met my wife in an AOL chat room in the late 90s that couldn't exist today because it'd be overrun with bots and spam. There were a lot of idiots out there, of course, but it seemed more folks cared about their interactions with other people. Now get the fuck off my lawn.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I have confirmed the gist of this report out of federal court in Minnesota today from a source familiar. If you have more information about the District of Minnesota—either the court or the U.S. Attorney's Office—and how they are handling all of this, please reach out. I am at crg.32 on Signal.
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SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9
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Judge Blackwell had ordered the SHOW CAUSE hearing because he was frustrated that in 5 Habeas cases he was presiding over, he felt his orders were being ignored, leaving immigrant detainees unconstitutionally locked up for days. Ms. Le said that govt lawyers just cannot keep up.
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John S @mtnhiking.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I could not have said it better myself!
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A-fucking-men.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sometimes, social media hits just right when you need it the most. Thanks @merriam-webster.com, you're appreciated.
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"The Epstein Ballroom" at 1600 Brownshirt Ave @tourswag.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I just took 10 bucks out of my wallet and put it in my pocket. I am a business man like Elon. my pants are now worth $10 more than they were, although they are $10 in debt to my wallet
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Man, it took me WAYYYY longer than it should have to get this. But yeah, it's a good one.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This was an absolutely horrible tragedy that I remember watching from my Social Studies classroom as a high school senior. But that was only like 20 years ago though, right? Right??
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
See, here's the thing. It doesn't matter AT ALL what these judges say, no matter how strongly worded it is. Strong words will not stop this administration. Unless a judge can do something concrete, such as contempt hearings, these papers are worthless.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I mean, I've got a 1st place Pinewood Derby trophy from around 1977 or so, that I'll be happy to share if it'll shut this idiot up for a few days.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 16/01/2026
“I want to oppose the Empire and its policy of building planet-destroying Death Stars, but an Ewok once chittered at me weird.”
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Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
C’mon, she didn’t say a big piece of broccoli. And a tomato as the other thing?? What am I, made of money??
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 12/01/2026
My name is Mary Peltola, and I'm running for U.S. Senate to fight for fish, family, and freedom – and that begins with fixing the rigged system in DC that’s shutting down Alaska. We need systemic change if we're going to lower costs, save our fisheries, and fill our homes with abundance again.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
And watching this about 23 times is how I'm choosing to end my evening, and this nightmarish week.
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JonBowzerBauman.bsky.social @jonbowzerbauman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
They are all thugs. And some of them are murderers.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It's good to see Herr Miller agreeing that ICE agents are now domestic terrorists.
Screenshot showing Stephen Miller saying 'Domestic Terrorism' in regard to the ICE shooting in Minnesota on 1/7/26.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Law enforcement officers CANNOT use deadly force against a fleeing person fleeing unless they have a reasonable belief that the individual poses a danger to others (e.g., they know the person is armed). If in vehicle, the person must be threatening to use deadly force with the vehicle or other means
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It's not a troll. They have already started pushing 'might makes right' through their various media people and insinuating international law doesn't exist. They'll transfer people to the Pituffik space base first, and then claim 'training exercises' to bring the rest of the troops and equipment.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Man, aren't we glad he got that peace prize? Imagine what he'd be doing otherwise. Of course, that means next year's FIFA Peace Prize winner is going to have to bomb 9 countries to prove their superior peaceiness.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
White, short-haired cat.  Also known as a cotton-headed ninny muggins at times.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Jim Jordan Buries His Own Cowardice in a Cowardly Document Dump www.emptywheel.net/2026/01/01/j...
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Jim Jordan Buries His Own Cowardice in a Cowardly Document Dump - emptywheel
Perhaps the funniest disclosure from the Jack Smith deposition that Jim Jordan tried to bury under New Years Eve festivities is that when Jordan called Trump as Trump's mob was attacking the Capitol, ...
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Laurie Loves Data @laurelann.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Most small business owners were Trump supporters in 2024 In fact, Trump has been a disaster for small businesses Small businesses have lost nearly 200,000 jobs since he has taken office 2026 will be worse
small business employment graph
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I think liberalism should be a big tent. But no the tent isn’t big enough to include MTG and Bill Kristol. No fucking thanks.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Mike Luckovich
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I'm more and more impressed with this woman each time I see her. She's going to be a force.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Getting closer.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
That last sentence in the second-to-last paragraph is really all she needed to say. "We need to be able to get the principals on the record and on camera." All the government has to do to kill a CBS story is refuse to give interviews about it. Weiss just gave Trump a kill switch for CBS.
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Rick McKee @rmckee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I've said this phrase many times throughout my life, and it's still so very appropriate to the DNC leadership here: DON'T ASK A QUESTION THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE ANSWER TO!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
my “yes, even the empty margins of our files are redacted” t-shirt answers a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
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The Vic @tdssister.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Happy Friday, here's some of my favorites! @raykwong.bsky.social @fivetimessix.bsky.social @chaserbaybe.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @janejune.bsky.social @carly71.bsky.social @sugarbear76.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social @jazchaz.bsky.social @staffanbroman.bsky.social
Fancy dressed up lady representing trump, while Americans struggle to buy EVERYTHING.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Okay, hahahaha, good one @bencollins.bsky.social. It's a little early for an @theonion.com April Fool's issue, but you got me with this one. It was you, right?
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Okay, I got 2 points.
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5nark Twain @5narktwain.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
#DV1 #ProudBlue #California
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If you want some good data on actual gas prices around the country, and if there are really any below $2, I highly recommend following @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social. So about 0.1% of stations have gas below $2 as of today.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm guessing Oz will now start a GoFundMe for himself to purchase a pair of testicles.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Not necessarily my favorite (that'd be Leader of the Band), but the one that hits hardest as I get older is Same Old Lang Syne. Especially around the holidays.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Words DO MATTER. This is deeply moving.
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Amy Murder Of Crows 🐦‍⬛ @itsamycrow.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
You sure that’s not RFK Jnr’s Bento box?
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I mean, it really does represent MAGA well, I have to admit. It has only surface-level emotions and it's written with absolute pettiness and a disregard for reality.
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Kevin Navarro @knava12.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above him
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This is what hope looks like.
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Indiana Senate rejects GOP-drawn congressional map in a major rebuke of Trump
Trump and national Republicans pushed Indiana lawmakers for new district lines that could have allowed the party to gain two seats in next year’s midterms.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
republicans say everything wrong in this country is the fault of immigrants, democrats, lgbtq people (esp trans) and women. if you keep doing that you eventually reach the point where you reach a final solution to deal with the "problem."
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
wish kids would stop saying 6-7 and instead joke about something more useful such as 'please remember The MERL's Acacia Road car park entrance is currently closed due to emergency water repairs'
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San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 06/12/2025
OPINION: If you’ve ever wondered what it was like to be at Hitler’s Berlin Olympics in 1936 or at Mussolini’s 1934 World Cup, good news! You’ll get a chance at a similar experience next...
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Think the World Cup draw was cringe? Trump propaganda machine just warming up
OPINION: If you’ve ever wondered what it was like to be at Hitler’s Berlin Olympics in 1936 or at Mussolini’s 1934 World Cup, good news! You’ll get a chance at a similar experience next...
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