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Gen-X husband, cat dad, and all-around grumpy bastard.

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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Think of the cost savings!! (which were then funneled to some MAGA sycophant)
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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What's the worst thing humans have ever invented?
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No offense, dude, but you. The worst thing we ever invented was you.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So much this. I met my wife in an AOL chat room in the late 90s that couldn't exist today because it'd be overrun with bots and spam. There were a lot of idiots out there, of course, but it seemed more folks cared about their interactions with other people. Now get the fuck off my lawn.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Only 🥚🥚 left.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Praise be, feel the power of the holy Wishbone!!"
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I mean, they all are, to some extent, to be able to hold the views they do.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I have confirmed the gist of this report out of federal court in Minnesota today from a source familiar. If you have more information about the District of Minnesota—either the court or the U.S. Attorney's Office—and how they are handling all of this, please reach out. I am at crg.32 on Signal.
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SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9
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Judge Blackwell had ordered the SHOW CAUSE hearing because he was frustrated that in 5 Habeas cases he was presiding over, he felt his orders were being ignored, leaving immigrant detainees unconstitutionally locked up for days. Ms. Le said that govt lawyers just cannot keep up.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I had many a tuna melt growing up in Alaska. And this was in the 70s and 80s. So no, not a NY thing.
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John S @mtnhiking.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I could not have said it better myself!
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A-fucking-men.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sometimes, social media hits just right when you need it the most. Thanks @merriam-webster.com, you're appreciated.
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"The Epstein Ballroom" at 1600 Brownshirt Ave @tourswag.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I just took 10 bucks out of my wallet and put it in my pocket. I am a business man like Elon. my pants are now worth $10 more than they were, although they are $10 in debt to my wallet
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Man, it took me WAYYYY longer than it should have to get this. But yeah, it's a good one.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The highest. With tears in their eyes.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Now that's a good example. I've heard of golden week for decades, and just assumed it was like a 10-day holiday for everyone over there. Ignorance fought.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This was an absolutely horrible tragedy that I remember watching from my Social Studies classroom as a high school senior. But that was only like 20 years ago though, right? Right??
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
One year extension and health-care savings accounts? GTFO. Three years or nothing, and to hell with those savings accounts.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
See, here's the thing. It doesn't matter AT ALL what these judges say, no matter how strongly worded it is. Strong words will not stop this administration. Unless a judge can do something concrete, such as contempt hearings, these papers are worthless.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
He's a parody account along the lines of Colbert when he first came out with his conservative schtick. When you look at some of the 'paintings' he's done of Trump, it becomes more obvious.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
For those that don't understand, E15 is 15% ethanol fuel that Trump is going to allow to be sold year round now, rather than stopping in May. It's a giveaway to big corn.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'd like to pre-order a velociraptor, please.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The same dumbass probably thought Stephen Colbert was an actual conservative when he started his show.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's so idiotic. I have a gas mask in my garage. It's a respirator I use when I'm woodworking to keep out varnish and paint fumes. I got it at Lowes.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Pretty sure this is a fake post. I checked his TS account and didn't see this anywhere.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It's always been down to one issue. Russia. Needs. To. Leave.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I mean, I've got a 1st place Pinewood Derby trophy from around 1977 or so, that I'll be happy to share if it'll shut this idiot up for a few days.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 16/01/2026
“I want to oppose the Empire and its policy of building planet-destroying Death Stars, but an Ewok once chittered at me weird.”
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Noah @ncallaway.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
C’mon, she didn’t say a big piece of broccoli. And a tomato as the other thing?? What am I, made of money??
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
At least a limp dick is still useful for something. Unlike Trump.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Get a Litter Robot with a Litter Hopper. Very expensive, but so worth it. One box for our three cats, and I only have to empty it once a week and add new litter to the hopper. It's so damn convenient.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Man, talk about intellectual dishonesty. You know exactly what you've written over the years, and how that has affected the system. And how that system allowed Trump to gain power. Nice try washing your hands of all this, but no.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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woody and buzz lightyear from toy story are looking up at something
ALT: woody and buzz lightyear from toy story are looking up at something
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 12/01/2026
My name is Mary Peltola, and I'm running for U.S. Senate to fight for fish, family, and freedom – and that begins with fixing the rigged system in DC that’s shutting down Alaska. We need systemic change if we're going to lower costs, save our fisheries, and fill our homes with abundance again.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
LOL. No he's not. Not a chance in hell, and he knows that.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I like some of your ideas, but fuck this. You think civility will make the slightest difference to the right? Civility is what got us into this mess.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
And watching this about 23 times is how I'm choosing to end my evening, and this nightmarish week.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hell, that's the job description as far as Trump is concerned.
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JonBowzerBauman.bsky.social @jonbowzerbauman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
They are all thugs. And some of them are murderers.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
And JUST YESTERDAY, Bessent said that no big oil companies want anything to do with Venezuela. Because yeah, they invest for decades down the road, and Trump changes his mind every 3 days.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I'll take "What does a POS human say" for $1000, Alex.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
They're just children, playing army men, hoping they get to shoot someone.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I find AI (Gemini) to be quite useful for some applications. Writing code is one of them. I had it build an AutoHotkey script to do a bunch of different things, and while it did take some tweaking to get it just right, it still did it in about 1/100th the time it would have taken me.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It's good to see Herr Miller agreeing that ICE agents are now domestic terrorists.
Screenshot showing Stephen Miller saying 'Domestic Terrorism' in regard to the ICE shooting in Minnesota on 1/7/26.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I agree, that's definitely better than 'unalive'.
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This isn't new; people on social media have been using 'unalive' for a few years now to get around filters that search for violent terms, like murdered.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Law enforcement officers CANNOT use deadly force against a fleeing person fleeing unless they have a reasonable belief that the individual poses a danger to others (e.g., they know the person is armed). If in vehicle, the person must be threatening to use deadly force with the vehicle or other means
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
And do it after you've already received emergency treatment. "I'm not paying you $6000 to set my broken arm! Rebreak it, and I'll go somewhere else cheaper!!"
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Mark @markwallace101.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It's not a troll. They have already started pushing 'might makes right' through their various media people and insinuating international law doesn't exist. They'll transfer people to the Pituffik space base first, and then claim 'training exercises' to bring the rest of the troops and equipment.
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