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Will Code For Pizza

@markshatraw.bsky.social

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Will write code for money. Video games, politics, adorable animals. Reply friend. All opinions here are mine. He/him. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We know how the Pope feels about baseball, sir

Pope Leo XIV holding a baseball bat on a plane

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bell curve meme:
Left: blue number bigger
Middle: reading crosstabs and demographic data
Right: blue number bigger

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ad from former Georgia Senator David Perdue:
"Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That's right:

The Magic: the Gathering card "Willie Lumpkin, Postman"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Three part handshake meme:
Donald Trump / Ukrainian drone operators/ climate activists
Just stop oil

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

About to fall asleep meme:
"Hey, you goin' to sleep?"
"Yes, now shut up"
"Those jobs you applied to may have sent your resume directly to spam"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Domino meme: Lemmings -> GTA VI

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I've met Ben; he's a nice guy who's been through a lot. But *dude* lol - if you're going to do deeply self-indulgent nerd stuff, you already have this on the books (video mine):

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A koopa from the old Super Mario Bros. movie

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is all I can think of

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

George W. Bush parody tweet: "There's an old saying in Schelling - I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling - that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as...as...tragedy...the second time as...as...it's funny if it happens again"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Me: I thought sifting through the drawers in RDR2 was a little bit overkill on the realism R*:

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Zohran Mamdani, under the influence of the Gun That Makes You Italian (courtesy @gonebabygone)

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Interviewing at big corporations like

Iron Man: We have money
Spider-Man: Oh thank God

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Found him

Weird Ronaldo statue

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Doomsday spoilers

Loki: I have an army
Tony Stark: We have a Reacher

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Courtesy @hausofdecline.bsky.social, writers:

Four panel comic:
1. "If I die please do not clear my search history"
2. "I want people to know what I was into"
3. "Is it...bad?"
4. No, it is BAFFLING"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Garfield tossing his food bowl in disgust

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Shot of Tolle finding his spot in the locker room

Spyro: Year of the Dragon's alternate playable character Bentley the Yeti

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

A picture of Poland's flag with a speech bubble on it, implying Poland is reciting the quoted tweet

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

From when Paul the Trombonist accidentally texted his wife with voice transcription on while practicing:

A transliteration of Paul the Trombonist's trombone practice as captured by his iPhone

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

"Influencing" lol

The Magic card Stoneforge Mystic

The Magic card Nahiri, the Lithomancer

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

From the famous David Lynch interview:
"Lynch: [laughs] [does not answer]"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Job hunting, 2026

A screenshot of a job listing, which has no actual data but an endless stream of LLM prompts

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

A Taco Bell flag with a Baja Blast-colored "thin blue line"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Thanks to @aliasv.bsky.social for the prize! Maybe next time I'll win one without the tariffs lol

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

To the recruiter who reached out about a graphic design and social media job, I offer my portfolio:

A text document that reads "graphic design is my passion"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Here's the famous troop inspection, sir:

Nils Olav inspecting his troops. He is a penguin.

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Stevens billboard ad

Graffiti from the video game Dishonored:
TAXES
TAXES
TAXES
TAXES

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Reads a bit like this meme

Orange County Choppers argument meme:
"Socialism never works"
"Norway is socialist and they're doing great"
"They're not socialist; they're capitalist countries with strong welfare policies"
"Then let's adopt those policies"
"No that's socialism"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This absolute masterpiece (a Nutella creampuff, basically) cost me $1.79

A dessert display case in Bengaluru, India, feat. "Nutella Choux Au Craquelin"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Knights of the Round Table meme:
Messi fans, Haaland fans, Mbappe fans all agreeing that Ronaldo sucks

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Scarecrow from Nolan's The Dark Knight:
"I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go."

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Simpsons "Aurora Borealis" meme

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Darth my friend please meet my favorite chocolate brand in the world: Chuao

A picture of Chuao's potato chip chocolate bar

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I mean...that's not *precisely* true lol

Companion Victor from Fallout: New Vegas

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

There has only ever been one good Theory Guy

Karis Nemik of Andor

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Tabby cat looks inquisitively at the camera in a blue and white kitchen

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

RFK last seen trying to expense a custom one of these in his preferred shade of "I left this catcher's mitt out in the sun"

An Italian plague doctor mask, shaped like a bird's face

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I did not expect to get so much mileage out of this image

Pope Leo holding a baseball bat in what could be construed as a threatening manner

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Conspiracy against rights:
"If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same;"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

TFW you find two Oblivion NPCs voiced by the same person talking to each other

A post and a reply to that post from the same account but written as though it were two separate people. Syntactically both very AI

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Cartoon: Sean Murray (head of HelloGames, represented by a red diamond) walking into a room threatening a consumer with more No Man's Sky

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation meme: Cousin Eddie emptying his septic tank into the sewer, captioned "Upstream's Clogged"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

MAGA lawyers

Simpsons meme. Bart Simpson: "Now Kavanaugh's Scoring On Me/Oh That Is It"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Pope Leo holding a baseball bat in an unintentionally threatening manner

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Essentially

"It's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" tweet

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I am Froggo in this picture

Froggo comic: "What's popping, Froggo?" "My knees, bro"

Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Pouring one out for the rule of law

Brian Krassenstein tweet, 2/3/2019: "While many of you are likely yelling 'GO PATRIOTS' or 'GO RAMS!' I'm yelling 'GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!'"