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Will Code For Pizza

@markshatraw.bsky.social
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Will write code for money. Video games, politics, adorable animals. Reply friend. All opinions here are mine. He/him. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 3h
We gotta Morb it up
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 3h
Does OpenAI employ security people? Do they all have access to the kind of weed that would put Willie Nelson to sleep? I've only ever been security-adjacent through my career and hearing this would still give me anxiety
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 5h
I wonder what inspired James Gunn to put his favorite actors in the worst wigs imaginable
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 6h
They made a Star Wars Burnout game! Not published by EA! Miracles happen every day
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 6h
Your photo here looks like you just took down a Legacy GP with a max bling RUG Delver deck
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 6h
It is kind of weird that they want a Bolsonaro who isn't always in the hospital
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 7h
Small cat the size of a large cat
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 7h
"Infinite rents on the infernal machinery of capital for me; 'some bad things' for you"
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 7h
I need a content warning before I start it: is there Gwent
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 10h
And stopping Lance-Bottoms has the knock-on effect of probably keeping Ossoff out of the presidential race
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 10h
It's not that I think 2F2F is particularly serious; it just feels like a direct-to-video sequel
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 10h
My girlfriend (Ukrainian) thought I could basically hop in a car in New York and be at Disney World in a day lol - America is big
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 11h
The worst? 2 Fast 2 Furious for sure
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 11h
If you're robbing the place, the cards are the most valuable thing there lol
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 11h
The Lathe is never like "everybody's going to have a nice time and maybe there will be a cat you can hang out with"
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 12h
I prefer my professional title: Staff Sin-Eater
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 12h
Me, trying to approve Rust
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Captain America on Electricity
ALT: Captain America on Electricity
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 12h
This is essentially how newsletters work
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 12h
And maple and apples and stew and soup and
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 13h
If my next gig is in NYC, my hope is to live within cake distance
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 15h
Like that Burn Notice line: "Violence perceived is violence achieved"
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 15h
If your weed is good enough, John Carpenter would show up
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 15h
As the prophecy foretold
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 15h
Resistance: Fall of Man (2006)
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 16h
Laurence Olivier he is not
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ol' Johnny One-Stick was On One
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Poor goalkeeping from Mexico there but it's very fun to ponder a future where we have a fresh-legged striker who's hungry like that
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I particularly like Ahsoka as an almost self-aware avatar of the Force having favorites. Like, she saw Anakin pull victory from the jaws of defeat a billion times because he's the Protagonist and, when suddenly she's the Protagonist, she starts pulling the same kinds of stunts.
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Based on what I've seen so far, both DD and Callina Liang seem to understand the assignment. And anybody who's seen Warrior knows Andrew Koji is good for it. So hopefully everybody else can get there
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is basically the Wemby Experience
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think his popularity is somewhat orthogonal to the question of ideology. No, NYC is not a socialist paradise and yes, a lot of his big initiatives are meeting opposition. But, as a mayor, he makes his free throws politically: fixing potholes, giving away Met tickets, being visibly sane on camera
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith is currently doing schism business with the Pious people but they might have something to say about this
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It helps that Paxton is essentially Garry Schandling's evil Nazi Senator character from the MCU
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The good news is that Control Resonant has options to let you make it as easy as you want but the game has structural problems even beyond that
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can't proclaim to know Texas but, if I'm working on state races, at some point I'm wondering if I should cut Paxton loose to save everybody else
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boy howdy was that a Wikipedia field trip - unclear to me who owns Too Human nowadays
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I'm not mistaken, this is one of those "preorder the Deluxe Edition and play it 'early'" situations
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am delighted yet not surprised that a gaggle of some of the smartest UE people on the planet know how to make it really sing
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
His face in the second shot may actually kill me
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GWL is very good at being rich
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been battling a mini-cold all week so I (grabbed a mask and) went WTTS mode. Got NyQuil, soup, crackers
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is an intriguing-enough possibility that I would like to see hard evidence
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have! I prefer the American ones because I like my drinks cold enough to house a polar bear but they know their fruit over there
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My first time having Indian, a friend was like "hey pro tip" and so I've never ordered Indian without one
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And when you live in one of the world's oldest art museums, you develop an eye for the real thing
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All black + red Bat, yeah
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a tech guy who remembers The Old Ways, sometimes I feel like I am an old soy sauce master on a mountain in Japan preserving a 700 year old family technique
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Milestone season?
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just had to explain at-will employment to a friend of mine in France and lived this exact quote verbatim lol
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember one of the jokes in Deadpool & Wolverine about how Kevin Feige said "No cocaine" and I'm wondering if that's how Boba Fett turned into a school resource officer
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