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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄

@markscottwood.bsky.social
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dilettante at best. making stuff using clay and cardboard, in a world of contraries. bad at most video games. lacks dopamine. content may vary. that's it. that's the biography. Contact me via: www.markscottwood.com

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Gränsfallet @brosen67.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
blovish.github.io/kirkslider/
blovish.github.io
Kirk Slider
A slider to change the size of Charlie Kirk's face from 10% to 120%
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The abrupt falling sensation you sometimes experience just as you’re going to sleep, known as a hypnogogic jerk, is a common phenomenon that has a perfectly natural explanation, and is caused by ghosts trying to drag you to hell.
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Close-up of actress Betsy Sodaro as Princess Adeline (Nancy) from the TV show Ghosts US, wearing an elaborate 19th-century royal gown and hairstyle while looking miserable.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
we all know this classic way
cover of POUNDED BY THE ACHES AND PAINS I GET AFTER DOING A SIMPLE PHYSICAL TASK THAT I WOULDNT EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT DOING WHEN I WAS YOUNGER featuring a bummed out buckaroo holding his back on the left he is shirtless and handsome. to the right is a physical manifestation of his aches and pains ALSO HANDSOME
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
residente.vial
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 26/07/2026
Illustration by Walter Velez of a man in a green suit riding a chariot through the sky which is being pulled by swans. In the background is a mysterious robed person perched on a mountain top with the moon behind them. Text reads "don't slide into my dms unless you wanna do this"
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The English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
WE ARE OUT OF JAMMIE DODGERS
Oak that looks frustrated
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The world needs more bookish gargoyles and grotesques
A collage consisting of six photos of gargoyles and grotesques reading books, including one owl and one frog.
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
jus dropt 6 7 robux down the skibidi toilet @ the bbno$ twitch stream
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Red tickseed @redtickseed.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cyril sneer from the cartoon the raccoons
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"I got a disc and Healey got something he likes."
An image of an old "Charlie Says" public information cartoon. On the left, a cartoon boy features the superimposed face of Andy Burnham, wearing glasses and a glum expression while holding a shiny gold disc. On the right, the cartoon cat Charlie features the superimposed face of John Healey, smiling broadly while holding a red book titled "Fiscal Rules" that has been ripped in half. A speech bubble above the boy says, "I got a disc and Healey got something he likes."
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
not new Boy Harsher giving me chills mid scorching climate collapse 🔥🔥🔥🥶🔥🔥🔥
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Boy Harsher - Hard Beat (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Boy Harsher / Nude Club
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Good morning from the River Wensum - water-way to have a good time 🌞
​ A photograph featuring a weathered chunk of tree - with the rest of the tree cut down and removed - that has grown around a metal handrail running along a paved walkway next to a calm river, with sunlight filtering through the trees in the background and reflecting off the waterA landscape photograph captures a tranquil river flowing slowly between tree-lined banks and brick buildings under a clear sunrise sky, with lush green foliage casting deep, dark reflections onto the calm surface of the water
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Shih Tzu has all his social media accounts hacked after downloading a pirated app.
Painting of a Shih Tzu sitting at a small table with a laptop displaying a skull on the screen.
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cohabiting is the preference of the shelled gastropod and the terrestrial isopod in world of what is known as #yardlife
A woodhouse dismounts a garden snail after hitching a leisurely ride to the goldmoss stonecrop patch
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
beatles.jrpg
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I post all my two calorie takes on Tik Tak
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
⬇️🗑️⬇️🤖⬇️🗑️⬇️
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
One of my personal favourite Penelope Keith skits
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Teletubbies Magical Event: The Lion and the Bear - Clip
YouTube video by Teletubbies - WildBrain
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Can you really do Jareth drag without a goblin knuckle
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We've fucked the planet, lads
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I hope Julia Hartley-Brewer has a pleasant, warm summer day
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"they didn't like that, they didn't like the changes that I made. The door was open, and so I left"
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He couldn't even do that. So disappointing
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
BBZ! Has he got one great, big disappointment left in him? He ain't resigning, is he!
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
image of the "Teletubbies Sun Baby" replaced with the head of an angry-looking, disgruntled doll.

The doll's face has a severe, furious scowl with furrowed brows, heavy pink eyeshadow, and a downturned mouth, set inside the glowing center of a bright yellow sun emitting rays of light. The sun is positioned in the sky above a soft green landscape.

Black text outlined in white at the top of the image reads: "me lighting up every room I enter"
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
the chosen capybara
Painting, in a forest at night in a field of flowers a capybara is abducted by an alien ship while two other capybaras celebrate.
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Alfred Hitchcock or Queen Victoria
A corner of white water-damaged wallpaper has come loose from the ceiling, forming a familiar-looking human profile where the paper has randomly ripped
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yes! I can hear you, Clem Fandango!
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yes! I can hear you, Clem Fandango!
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
AOC4POTUS2028 then phaps the world can heal a lil
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
📍 CONTRARIWISE at studio1.1 with Sluice HQ 7 – 31 May Opening Tonight, 7th May 6-9 Opening Hours: Thurs – Sun, 12 – 5 Location: Studio 1.1, 57a Redchurch Street, Shoreditch, London, E2 7DJ @sluiceart.bsky.social
CONTRARIWISE exhibition poster. A white floor plan on a grey background with black text referencing details in the post accompanying this image but also includes the list of artists taking part - LIZ ELTON, PHILLIP COLE, SHAWN STIPLING, DEEPA CHUDASAMA, PATRICK O'DONNELL, JULIE CAVES, RUTH PHILO, MARION PIPER, GO-BETWEEN PROJECTS, MARK SCOTT-WOOD, SHARON SWAINE, DAVID WEBB, MATTHEW SWIFT, JAMES DEARLOVE, and DOMINGO ARJONILLA
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
No! You grow up en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Farto
en.wikipedia.org
Bum Farto - Wikipedia
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I hope I live a day longer than Bryan Johnson
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 18/04/2026
WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THE REAL NEWS STORIES!!!
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☔️ @teamibou23.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
"Listen, i feel like buying myself a..."
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Slept in your Jane's Addiction t-shirt, I enjoy stealin', it's just as simple as that
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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
An image of Martin Hancock, an English actor in his role as Geoffrey "Spider" Nugent, a free-spirited eco-activist, in the English soap Coronation Street. He wears a baggy striped jumper and brown jacket.
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke .
Alt: The "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure" gif
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uɐʅ∀ (𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚖) @alanbutler.info · 15/03/2026
Check out this video! 🚀
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
...but can AI do (((THIS)))
An image from eBay for a soft shaving brush in which a person with a young face holds a shaving brush up to their face nearly touching the chin. On the top lip and chin are stuck a fake moustache and goatee. Over the image is text reading "1pc soft shaving brush". You should probably buy a soft shaving brush.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Brian saying 

Hey friend listen 
I know the world is a scary place right now but 
It's about to get worse
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Moomin deez beans
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🍄 Mark Scott-Wood 🍄 @markscottwood.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
COPIUM! COPIUM! Last few remaining. Get 'em whilst they're still unregulated. All this lot for a fiver. Beautiful COPIUM
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