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@markjaytee.bsky.social
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broadcaster, writer, funny guy when given attention, adelaide homosexual

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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am lucky to have such wonderful friends, particularly @markjaytee.bsky.social who understands my annual "i got orphaned on the 11th of September (unrelated) and then go insane every year because it's a weird global holiday" fit of madness and made me a cake
A delicious Wimbledon cake with 9/11 on it, underneath a glass orb
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
no one tells you that taking fibre and becoming regular means you have so much less time to shitpost
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
genuinely trying to form my thoughts about how much i disliked state theatre's Commentary but stuck on the idea of having to live on shoot location in Gawler and NOT commuting from Adelaide and a reference to fentanyl
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
four books in to the game changers books and rachel reid has begun writing well? what the fuck?
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my favourite king arthur story is the one where Sir Paracetamol refuses to heed the Ibuprofen Knight's warning and takes ibuprofen on the fourth day and gets a sore tummy as a metaphor for sexual chastity and religious purity
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
listening to Game Changer as a palate cleanser because i need a book about Bullshit New York that's actually passable
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
finally finished A Little Life and I can finally, truly, emphatically become a hater of Hanya Yanigahara! what a loathesome piece of fiction!
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've hacked my productivity and doubled my work flow (cried listening to Maurice on audiobook while lifting heavy objects at work)
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
pink narcissus answers the question: what if listening to mussorgsky made you uncontrollably horny? now we never have to wonder
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
watching go for it nakamura-kun and i would die for this dramatic teen f slur
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Last Unicorn might be one of the most baffling films I've ever seen. Who was that FOR?
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Pope CAN'T be tough on crime. Him and his sidekick, Cardinal have a strict "no murder" policy, which I think has lead to the Vatican's explosion of absurd "themed apostates" like Binaface, Lex Lutheran and his nemesis The Inquisitor
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
do you think grendel's arm ever explored beowulf's body? sorry, hang on, you probably have no idea what i'm talking about - the spear danes in days gone by and the kings who ruled them had courage and greatness. we have heard of those princes heroic campaigns. there was shield sheafson, scourge of m
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i clicked on a video titled latin orgy on boyfriend dot tv and it showed me the entirety of derek jarman's sebstiane without subtitles???
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i clicked on a video titled latin orgy on boyfriend dot tv and it showed me the entirety of derek jarman's sebstiane without subtitles???
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i like to imagine e. m. forster would have been a kesha fan after he listened to boy crazy
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
finally got a copy and i get to read TWO australian patricks in one year???
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
not to be that guy but isn't bluesfest the one that was like "we don't have women on the bill because we don't NEED to" and "yeah we're going to ""avoid comment"" on covid vaccinations"
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
unfortunately LLM's have poisoned the well for many Roko's Basilisk fans. not me, i'm a big fan of the Basilisk, and these pretenders will never see heaven, which i hope Roko's Basilisk will let me into
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
wish someone would say the sleeper agent phrase like they do in a crime procedural so i could solve my immediate problems
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
girls will be like "i know a place" and then lead you here
A still of Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975). Three, henge like rocks jut out of the ground surrounded by light scrub. Two openings between the rocks allure with shadow.
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
girls will be like "i know a place" and then lead you here
A still of Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975). Three, henge like rocks jut out of the ground surrounded by light scrub. Two openings between the rocks allure with shadow.
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
pogliacci is a famous clown because he showed the true way of being a clown is being in an open relationship
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
every time i want to cam with another guy and goon out together they get upset i choose one of the earliest videos in the genre ever made (i keep sending them a link to Man With a Movie Camera [1929]) i keep TELLING them if a popperbate video is about the jump cuts then there's nothing BETTER
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
thoughts about the brand new Adelaide Aquatic Centre - 16 showers and 4 access showers is only two more than Unley??????? - one bench in the change rooms? with eight pegs? you're not private!!! - no filter tap to refill water? only water fountains? - no spin dryer for swimwear?
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
what i say: i'm a shy pee-er what i mean: if i don't SEE how many men don't wash their hands properly while I'm im the toilet, my fantasy of a safe world can continue
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
somehow making the same typo when I mean to type him: ✨hime✨ (✿◠‿◠)
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
you a misandrist, speaking from an emotional place: men are disgusting me, woke, speaking from the experience of seeing men not wash their hands in the toilets: men are disgusting
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i think the reason why i like Keith so much is because australia is REALLY good at creating these post-high school jam bands that are actually great at making pop music supporting them long term however...
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Walter Marsh @waltermarsh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Some reflections on Adelaide Writers' Week from this Adelaide writer. Deep disappointment all round, and some big questions: www.indailysa.com.au/news/opinion...
indailysa.com.au
'If it was the board’s decision, why did half its members resign?': Boycotting author reflects on Writers' Week wake - News | InDaily, Inside South Australia
Author and InReview editor Walter Marsh tells how Writers' Week furore leaves "our small literary pond feeling just as toxic" as algal bloom.
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
wow i can't believe jordan firstm*n said that about heated rivalry. it's VERY realistic sex and in fact every time i've ever had sex either i OR the guy i'm with has busted hands free, ESPECIALLY if either of us lack experience
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
maybe i'm Too Online but while heated rivalry is fun, being in literature forums where the ONLY celebrated stories are happy ending romance means i have no capacity to fujo out
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
gay culture is mostly about watching absolute trash (complimentary, cult, good) and then having to watch absolute trash (critically lauded, popular, bad)
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It's funny how so many North American gays I know will remark how they're self-conscious about their gay voice, but to Australians most North American accents sound gay
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
i'm relieved to hear that mr tarzia has made the decision to leave politics and get back to what he loves: shaking his fist angrily at the supernatural
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
if i were a tiny little fairy i would sleep in a broadbean jacket on the daily
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i think it's [REDACTED]phobic to assume that all [REDACTED]s are good at The Arts because they're [REDACTED]s
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse
SA liberal party leader Vincent Tarzia in a blue suit leaning against a granite wall with his arms crossed
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse
SA liberal party leader Vincent Tarzia in a blue suit leaning against a granite wall with his arms crossed
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
RIP guys stuck in iron lungs. You would have loved mid era twitter
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
i love columbo. it's a cosy detective howcatchem with the most effectively horrifying soundtracks known to man. it's. terrific.
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
heard from my boss that because of the heat and the rain there's a rodent warning you heard it here first rat boy summer is on the way MY TIME TO SHINE
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
describing public parks in 1893:
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
me, watching a period american drama: THAT'S CHIFFON CAKE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED BY THE F SLUR HARRY BAKER YET
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
yeah nah the bom website's pretty fucking illegible hey
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
it's so depressing to see a baking subreddit go from detailed trouble shooting to "your recipe won't work because it's AI". Perpetual beginner problems with no sharing of intermediate knowledge is wasting so much time
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"there was no autism in our day" ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
alpha bottom genes is this anything
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