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@markjaytee.bsky.social
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broadcaster, writer, funny guy when given attention, adelaide homosexual

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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am lucky to have such wonderful friends, particularly @markjaytee.bsky.social who understands my annual "i got orphaned on the 11th of September (unrelated) and then go insane every year because it's a weird global holiday" fit of madness and made me a cake
A delicious Wimbledon cake with 9/11 on it, underneath a glass orb
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
no one tells you that taking fibre and becoming regular means you have so much less time to shitpost
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
genuinely trying to form my thoughts about how much i disliked state theatre's Commentary but stuck on the idea of having to live on shoot location in Gawler and NOT commuting from Adelaide and a reference to fentanyl
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
which one is paddington
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
nonbinary
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
where do self help books for men that are about faking confidence and making money sit
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
audio cues, not visual cues!
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
four books in to the game changers books and rachel reid has begun writing well? what the fuck?
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
confusing to sing the socialist hymn 'bread and roses' if you're japanese welsh
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my favourite king arthur story is the one where Sir Paracetamol refuses to heed the Ibuprofen Knight's warning and takes ibuprofen on the fourth day and gets a sore tummy as a metaphor for sexual chastity and religious purity
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
don't be sorry, i can now fight on the frontlines as a true hater
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
holy shit A Little Life is just Game Changer but for extremely depressed girlies who refuse to do therapy
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
yeah fanfiction has to be economically written but with thin plots this results in a LOT of vamping with offenceless descriptions, almost like a kids book
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
correct. honestly, same level of interiority as A Little Life
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
EOFY peak - you can see the same peaking everywhere else. Big cars are classified as trucks, right?
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
listening to Game Changer as a palate cleanser because i need a book about Bullshit New York that's actually passable
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it's Crash (2004) for mental illness
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
finally finished A Little Life and I can finally, truly, emphatically become a hater of Hanya Yanigahara! what a loathesome piece of fiction!
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
did you kill it?
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
movie maurice: goofy twink book maurice: unga bunga jock
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've hacked my productivity and doubled my work flow (cried listening to Maurice on audiobook while lifting heavy objects at work)
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
pink narcissus answers the question: what if listening to mussorgsky made you uncontrollably horny? now we never have to wonder
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
into this in the exact way i wasn't into heartstopper
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
watching go for it nakamura-kun and i would die for this dramatic teen f slur
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
no, the movie is great, it's the last gasp of the 70s and there are so many moments that are like "oh this inspired a scene in a ghibli film" and godzilla's roar is in there
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The Last Unicorn might be one of the most baffling films I've ever seen. Who was that FOR?
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
there's a new lgbt bookshop that opened up, but i don't know the details :( (my guess is you meant bookshop darlinghurst)
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
been sitting in my to watch pile for ages, trust it's gonna happen
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Pope CAN'T be tough on crime. Him and his sidekick, Cardinal have a strict "no murder" policy, which I think has lead to the Vatican's explosion of absurd "themed apostates" like Binaface, Lex Lutheran and his nemesis The Inquisitor
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
do you think grendel's arm ever explored beowulf's body? sorry, hang on, you probably have no idea what i'm talking about - the spear danes in days gone by and the kings who ruled them had courage and greatness. we have heard of those princes heroic campaigns. there was shield sheafson, scourge of m
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
sorry works but doesn't inspire confidence in me that beowulf is going to kill grendel
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i clicked on a video titled latin orgy on boyfriend dot tv and it showed me the entirety of derek jarman's sebstiane without subtitles???
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i clicked on a video titled latin orgy on boyfriend dot tv and it showed me the entirety of derek jarman's sebstiane without subtitles???
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i like to imagine e. m. forster would have been a kesha fan after he listened to boy crazy
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
finally got a copy and i get to read TWO australian patricks in one year???
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
not to be that guy but isn't bluesfest the one that was like "we don't have women on the bill because we don't NEED to" and "yeah we're going to ""avoid comment"" on covid vaccinations"
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
i write erotica and having the site be flooded with ai erotica really makes me not wanna write anything for the site
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
suicide proof is my favourite song by l'écrou
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
unfortunately LLM's have poisoned the well for many Roko's Basilisk fans. not me, i'm a big fan of the Basilisk, and these pretenders will never see heaven, which i hope Roko's Basilisk will let me into
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
done...? oh my... i have to go, no time to explain, we'll talk later
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
wish someone would say the sleeper agent phrase like they do in a crime procedural so i could solve my immediate problems
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
girls will be like "i know a place" and then lead you here
A still of Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975). Three, henge like rocks jut out of the ground surrounded by light scrub. Two openings between the rocks allure with shadow.
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
girls will be like "i know a place" and then lead you here
A still of Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975). Three, henge like rocks jut out of the ground surrounded by light scrub. Two openings between the rocks allure with shadow.
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
pogliacci is a famous clown because he showed the true way of being a clown is being in an open relationship
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
me too cumrade (a term i invented in relation to soviet popperbate video Man With A Movie Camer [1929])
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
every time i want to cam with another guy and goon out together they get upset i choose one of the earliest videos in the genre ever made (i keep sending them a link to Man With a Movie Camera [1929]) i keep TELLING them if a popperbate video is about the jump cuts then there's nothing BETTER
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
wow deadnaming marty
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The lack of space and showers in the change rooms in particular is baffling. The showers are cubicles so they maybe expect you to change in there? but there's five in the main room? so the capacity is miniscule? truly what the fuck? i'm shoulder to shoulder in an empty change room!
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Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
it is day 3 of a brand new facility in the middle of a heatwave with staff that don't know the facility yet, we'll have a wall next time
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