Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2026girls will be like "i know a place" and then lead you here 081
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/01/2026i think about this quote allllll the time. it's about foreign cinema but the point still stands: there's a whole world of happy endings if you care to look 030
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse 032
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 07/10/2025this is one million percent more helpful for customer service people than any other confidently wrong approach you might have 000
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025make friends with the ghosts. i've seen some people make friends with this guy 100
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/05/2025i love how election coverage is just this until we do know 030
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 28/02/2025bonchoiwa angmo benyo. denmei? roro farfo chopoi kukor renfar ELIMINATION. korkorken bar LIPSYNCH FOR YOU LIFE. Kokorecho re GO B*** RO TEE. 010
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I will miss him. I loved him his whole life and mine ever after. 4130
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I got nine extra months with him after his lymphoma diagnosis, and most of them were good, but it’s never enough time. I wish I’d taken him on more walks, been more liberal with my treats and irritated him with more forehead kisses. 190
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Anyone who visited me met Gloucester, who quietly demanded to sit on your lap. He was my litmus test for most of you. If my heart cannot stand you, I probably can’t pretend to either. My nicest friends provided a new lap to sit on. 160
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2025It’s easy to compare him to a shadow. He’s a black cat that followed me everywhere but he was my heart outside body. He slept on my chest and kept me together when I would fall apart. It’s a lot of pressure to put on a pet, but he liked that pressure. It meant he got to sit in my lap. 161
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2025He was my best friend, heaven’s last best gift, the best image of myself and my dearer half. I’m borrowing Milton’s words about Eve here because Gloucester was a creature who was made for me. 180
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I was there for Gloucester’s entire life. 15 Oct 2014 - 21 Feb 2025 He passed peacefully last night next to me, finally getting some well deserved rest. He was born under my bed one October night, so he’s never been so far from me as he is now. 8270
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 30/01/2025air travel is LIKE sea travel and you have sex with men so i'm not SAYING you could bust some backlog, but I'm not NOT saying you could bust some backlog... (but also sounds like Balatro is the addictive winner) 020
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 02/12/2024when you're mean to me, this who you're being mean to btw 0251
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024More austere translators might not even attempt to translate the spirit of the word and translate "ungeheuren Kuntenserven" as big eyelash bug. The problem here is that Kafka, though he wrote about "Amerika", never visited. He would never have seen this creature, let alone seen the vine 110
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024but other, more modern translators have translated the key term "ungeheuren Kuntenserven" less literally. Perhaps Kafka meant that The Metamorphoses was about some GIVING an absolute slay? 120
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 26/11/2024first, there's an obvious reading of "ungeheuren Kuntenserven" as a literal massive serving of c*nt, ie a big tiddied bug. 120
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024still amazed he was cast as a millionaire who redeems himself in Annie, way way back. He has to REDEEM himself. Very this 000
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 31/10/2024thought i had the day off tomorrow after a very work filled fortnight. wrong 020
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 21/10/2024literally cannot stop thinking about the powerful acting choices in a PLAYSTATION game from the year 2000. Five minutes and i CRIED 020
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 11/05/2024babe are you ok? do you have seasonal depression? should we tell someone? 050
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 01/05/2024okay but why are these toothbrushes posing for an lgbt drama film 040
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 30/04/2024every time the ethereal voice of joanna newsom sings of love her reference is this guy btw 150
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 05/12/2023all brought together in the final moments. The last act of this bool is stunning tbh 010
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 03/12/2023these are really tasty cookies and i appreciate that americans like a soft sweet biscuit because it means i don't have to bake a cake. eric kim's matcha latte cookies from nyt 120
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/11/2023anyway here's my last two and a half months of reading. The non-fiction ate up most of my reading time lol. Except The Velvet Rage (which I HATED) 030
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 22/11/2023fucking stunning book. if you're a gay man (i think there's some applicability to bi men as well), read this 150
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 01/11/2023don't ask me how, don't ask me why, but the happiest plant in my house is easily my maiden hair fern 060
Mark @markjaytee.bsky.social · 23/09/2023me, bowl in hand, growing more and more frustrated with the confused GM at the LARP meet up: WE'RE SAYING THE SAME WORD 010
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