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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are getting the full Romeo Doubs Experience today. #gopats
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your 4-1 UMass Minutemen. #gostateu #rankthemanywaysyoucowards
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Theory: Imagine Dragons is the evolved version of OneDirection. #pokemusic
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tommy Cutlets time! #ohpats #gopats
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your 4-0 UMass Minutemen. #gostateu #rankthemyoucowards
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@cdbarker.bsky.social pertinent to your interests www.irishtimes.com/podcasts/sto...
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Drummer Seeks Musicians: the story of how U2 began
Róisín Ingle uncovers the making of Ireland’s biggest band
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@kenjennings.bsky.social Thanks for shouting out WBZ tonight! Unfortunately they were airing Patriots All Access in your usual slot, so the episode was on sister station WSBK. I can’t tell if this is actually ironic or Alanis ironic.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A BORG For the Borg: Abberant Social Drinking Behavior in a Hive- Mind Paradigm (Starfleet Academy Medical Service, 2381)
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
Coaches poll just dropped and OH MY GOD UMASS RECEIVING VOTES
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Schools Dropped Out
No. 23 Houston; No. 25 Virginia;
Others Receiving Votes
Houston 116; Mississippi State 114; Duke 70; West Virginia 55;
Kentucky 54; Oklahoma State 36; Pittsburgh 35; Virginia Tech
30; Vanderbilt 29; Boise State 29; Tulsa 20; UCLA 18; Kansas State 18; Western Michigan 17; Nebraska 11; North Dakota State 8; Northwestern 4; Clemson 3; Massachusetts 2; James Madison 2; Arizona 1;
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In other football news, the Ottawa REDBLACKS took a lead over Calgary with just over a minute to go… only for Calgary to hit a 62 yard field goal for the win. Ottawa is now 0-13. #cfl
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your 3-0 UMass Minutemen #gostateu #rankthemyoucowards
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
UMass has more wins than Ohio State, Oregon, or Oklahoma. #rankthemyoucowards
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Your undefeated UMass Minutemen. #gostateu
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If Rutgers would like another shot to beat a team from Massachusetts both they and Bridgewater State have October 10 open. #gobears
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mike Evans not in a Bucs uni feels weird.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye missing Kayshon Boutte just about now. #gopats
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Josh McDaniels has never met a run up the gut for no gain that he wouldn’t run. #gopats
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As ambivalent as I am about the NFL Kickoff “Hump Day”ad, the camel’s disdain for Cris Collinsworth is delightful.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hard to believe the shrewd political instincts that led Seth Moulton to run for president let him down again.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An article for @hankgreen.bsky.social and the looming deadline for his bet with @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Let’s Remember Some Publications That Said We Would Get To Mars By 2026 - defector.com/lets-remembe...
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Let's Remember Some Publications That Said We Would Get To Mars By 2026 | Defector
Good science journalism is by its nature suspicious of grand or outlandish claims. Good science journalism does not take press releases at face value, but rather investigates the evidence behind those...
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They fell… up?
Associated Press story saying the Washington Commanders fell to the Miami Dolphins, but the Commanders won the game 20-7.
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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hard boiled eggs and baked beans in a plastic container. This is showing you a nuclear bomb in the making
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
RTE panel ripping FIFA and the halftime show, I expect the Fox crew was under orders to not do so.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was intensely stupid, but within halftime show tolerances.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I feel bad for anyone who planned on watching the final for the ads.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where is Tom Cruise’s special Louis Vuitton travel case? Or does he fit in with the trophy?
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
On vacation, can confirm.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Grilled dog, grilled onions, mustard in a grilled split top bun, ideally from Wasses Hot Dogs in Belfast, Maine.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My analysis of this Switzerland-Colombia match:
Homer Simpson telling Lisa and Bart that he’s seen plays more interesting than what they are currently viewing.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs from the USMNT. Goodnight Seattle, we love you!
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There’s going to be a tariff on waffles by morning, isn’t there?
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde wins, 2-3
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fox ad touting the MLB all Star game as a celebration of America, plenty of stars and the number 250 in the ad. The game is on Bastille Day. #adwizards
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I know I’m supposed to hate the expanded World Cup, but if we get more days like today I may need to demand a 64 team tournament.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Paraguay defeats Germany, takes Mengele Cup.
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm bored. Here's a thing
USB cords with a cap for the end. It says hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 25/06/2026
pausa de hidratación
Excuse mE,
SIR, AREN'T YOU Ben Franklin?
YES, I AM.
I'M ALSO HOT AND THIRSTY!
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Czechia may have the only national anthem whose title is a question.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Rob Lowe’s impression of Robert Wagner’s Number Two is… not great.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Can someone at Fox decide what pronunciation of Curaçao the booth should be using? I swear they’ve used four different pronunciations up to now.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Curaçao’s national anthem also doubles as an ‘80s-era slow jam.
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Picard sociology tip: Those who rise to power by embracing ignorance and fear will only make their people more ignorant and afraid.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m fearful for Scotland’s chances given that they’re dressed like Clemson.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Qatar Beats Switzerland, 1-1
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