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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Judge Smails (Ted Knight) asking Danny Noonan (Michael O’Keefe) if he would like a Fresca, from the movie Caddyshack.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wikipedia quote on the ownership of Topgolf. TLDR: private equity ruins everything.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They fell… up?
Associated Press story saying the Washington Commanders fell to the Miami Dolphins, but the Commanders won the game 20-7.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My analysis of this Switzerland-Colombia match:
Homer Simpson telling Lisa and Bart that he’s seen plays more interesting than what they are currently viewing.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mr. Burns from The Simpsons pretending to be a student at Springfield Elementary.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Still from a TV ad for Toilet Duck cleaner.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@hockeybear.space has a running gag where his columns are attributed to Northwestern (formerly Michigan State and Oregon State) quarterback Aidan Chiles.
Screen grab of a skeet attributing a column by Guardian writer Adrian Chiles to college football quarterback Aidan Chiles.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
GIF from The Lego Movie of Vitruvius asking Wyldstyle if she is a DJ.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Cliff Clavin from the TV show Cheers losing all of his money on the episode where he appears on Jeopardy!
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Success with current players.
A team that achieved a perfect 17-0 record on the football team creation website 17-0.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ESPN with the softball ziggurat.
ESPN showing five different NCAA division 1 softball tournament games on one screen.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’m sure this will play well with the local electorate.
Table showing the top five US states and territories by median age. The US Virgin Islands has the highest median age, followed by Maine, Puerto Rico, New Hampshire, and Vermont.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Bobby Hill kick a bully in the genitals.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ranier Wolfcastle from The Simpsons playing McBain, sending the radio message “McBain to base. Under attack by commie Nazis.”
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Whenever I see a score at the half like Siena-Duke right now, I remember the 1990 tournament where BU played UConn in the first round:
Box score of the 1990 NCAA men's division 1 basketball tournament first round game between Boston University and the University of Connecticut.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Homer Simpson saying “Mama Mia, Italy now up 3-0!”
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
From the Guardian’s review of Melania:
A quote from the Guardian’s review of the documentary Melania: “‘As First Lady, children will always remain my priority,’ she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house.”
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lest we forget
A picture of then-New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold, captioned “Out Indefinitely Seeing Ghosts”
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I didn’t realize the Great Gazoo plays for the Texans.
A player for the Houston Texans whose helmet and Guardian cap combination make him look like the Great Gazoo from The Flintstones.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
An unusually non-hoodied football coach looking towards Baltimore.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I think mine is broken.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
The Czechs with that something extra.
A decidedly phallic looking water tower in the Czech Republic.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
A scene from a Bible-themed Simpsons episode, with Chief Wiggum asking Bart “Where’s your messiah now?”
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
CALL IT!
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Problem solved?
A picture of two skeets, one from Dr. Sarah Parcak saying “So many graves to piss on, so little time, the other from the ISS Piss Tracker saying the ISS piss tank is 44 percent full.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Jasper from The Simpsons saying “What a time to be alive.”
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The monkey paw from The Simpsons’ “Treehouse of Horror II”
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Turned away from the World Series for a couple minutes.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
As you were.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
UPSET ALERT
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Is this in metric?
The Toronto Blue Jays beat the New York Yankees 10-1 in game 1 of their American League Division Series.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
You don’t often see the coach surrender cobra.
The University of South Carolina head coach Shane Beamer with his arms akimbo behind his head in the position known as the surrender cobra.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Promotional poster for the AMC show Lodge 49.  It shows a man standing who is reaching for a donut and a man and a woman sitting on a couch. They are all underwater in a swimming pool.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Dwight Schrute from The Office yelling “we are warriors!” During a speech to regional sales convention.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
A Trabant at the transport museum in Munich.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Got a sneak peek at the Tom Brady statue and I have to say it looks just like him.
Not Tom Brady.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Hi Bob
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
@mrblackfrancis.bsky.social They Might Be Giants say hi!
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
And here are the Buckeyes, looking for their trombones.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Fair. Here’s Marshall, stripes rather than hoops, but Celtic was what came to mind (though Real Betis is a closer comp).
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Here you go.
A grey rock.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
There’s the Chris Sale we got to know and love in Boston.
Screenshot of headlines saying Atlanta Braves pitcher Chris Sale was scratched for his start in a must-win game against the New York Mets due to back spasms.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
A perfect album that came out the year I turned 21 (ok, maybe not perfect, but likely as close as we can get)
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
For those who want Star Trek characters that reference ‘80s sitcoms, Mornhub
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
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