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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 16h
Maybe the AI could afford if it stopped eating virtual avocado toast.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are getting the full Romeo Doubs Experience today. #gopats
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After that INT more like $10 Canadian.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your 4-1 UMass Minutemen. #gostateu #rankthemanywaysyoucowards
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s going to be a late night at Purdue’s Percussion Engineering lab.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Theory: Imagine Dragons is the evolved version of OneDirection. #pokemusic
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same, but the word "healthy" is doing some moderately heavy lifting.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uma tradição sem igual.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tommy Cutlets time! #ohpats #gopats
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your 4-0 UMass Minutemen. #gostateu #rankthemyoucowards
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cello Player in a Marching Band
Alt: Cello Player in a Marching Band (cello player portrayed by garbage human Woody Allen, apologies for that)
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@cdbarker.bsky.social pertinent to your interests www.irishtimes.com/podcasts/sto...
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Drummer Seeks Musicians: the story of how U2 began
Róisín Ingle uncovers the making of Ireland’s biggest band
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Office Parkour with Andy Bernard
ALT: The Office Parkour with Andy Bernard
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@kenjennings.bsky.social Thanks for shouting out WBZ tonight! Unfortunately they were airing Patriots All Access in your usual slot, so the episode was on sister station WSBK. I can’t tell if this is actually ironic or Alanis ironic.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A BORG For the Borg: Abberant Social Drinking Behavior in a Hive- Mind Paradigm (Starfleet Academy Medical Service, 2381)
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Put This T-Shirt on the Blockchain
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
Coaches poll just dropped and OH MY GOD UMASS RECEIVING VOTES
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Schools Dropped Out
No. 23 Houston; No. 25 Virginia;
Others Receiving Votes
Houston 116; Mississippi State 114; Duke 70; West Virginia 55;
Kentucky 54; Oklahoma State 36; Pittsburgh 35; Virginia Tech
30; Vanderbilt 29; Boise State 29; Tulsa 20; UCLA 18; Kansas State 18; Western Michigan 17; Nebraska 11; North Dakota State 8; Northwestern 4; Clemson 3; Massachusetts 2; James Madison 2; Arizona 1;
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Also an afternooncap on FS2 as Gold Coast is taking on Essendon in women’s AFL action. #footydownunder
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In other football news, the Ottawa REDBLACKS took a lead over Calgary with just over a minute to go… only for Calgary to hit a 62 yard field goal for the win. Ottawa is now 0-13. #cfl
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
By the same artist who did the globe in Trinity College Dublin’s library
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your 3-0 UMass Minutemen #gostateu #rankthemyoucowards
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Put the Bike Chains on the Blockchain by 2 Chainz
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
UMass has more wins than Ohio State, Oregon, or Oklahoma. #rankthemyoucowards
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Your undefeated UMass Minutemen. #gostateu
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Impressed no O lineman were called for illegally downfield.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Which is ironic based on who they stole their fight song from.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If Rutgers would like another shot to beat a team from Massachusetts both they and Bridgewater State have October 10 open. #gobears
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OCIA strikes again!
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mike Evans not in a Bucs uni feels weird.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye missing Kayshon Boutte just about now. #gopats
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Josh McDaniels has never met a run up the gut for no gain that he wouldn’t run. #gopats
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As ambivalent as I am about the NFL Kickoff “Hump Day”ad, the camel’s disdain for Cris Collinsworth is delightful.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Next week: maize base with maize numbers #nonemoremaize
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is why the NCAA needs the rouge.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Have they not learned that punting is winning? #yeshahahayes
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hard to believe the shrewd political instincts that led Seth Moulton to run for president let him down again.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Maybe he thinks he’s playing Columbia.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He could be in the inaugural class for the Halo of Honor.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The only thing keeping Zaslav from being the worst honorary degree recipient from the alma mater is that we gave one to Henry Kissinger in ‘99. I suppose he’s the worst in the non-war criminal division.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An article for @hankgreen.bsky.social and the looming deadline for his bet with @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Let’s Remember Some Publications That Said We Would Get To Mars By 2026 - defector.com/lets-remembe...
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Let's Remember Some Publications That Said We Would Get To Mars By 2026 | Defector
Good science journalism is by its nature suspicious of grand or outlandish claims. Good science journalism does not take press releases at face value, but rather investigates the evidence behind those...
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So a potential navigation hazard.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can’t tell if the desk is a fire hazard from all the posters and stickers or if it’s a chemical hazard from all the markers.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Judge Smails (Ted Knight) asking Danny Noonan (Michael O’Keefe) if he would like a Fresca, from the movie Caddyshack.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He is going to send in the Navy Seals to capture noted British actor Samantha Bond.
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Under His (Brown) Eye
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Mark Coen @markcoen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Put the Crossing Lights on the Blockchain by Andrew Wang
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