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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been getting a lot of sympathy texts from friends all over the country who know where I'm from and how much Dolly means to me and everyone else from East Tennessee. I thought about doing a nice bake or something, but honestly I'm just sad. And also it's not about me.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When life gives you C&H sugar, use it to feed their striking employees chocolate chip cookies. Fight on, Sugar People!
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Margarita cupcakes with tajin lime buttercream! The lime slices feel like a sunrise, but the actual tequila in these cupcakes means sunrise comes with a hangover.
A cupcake on a terracotta background. White frosting sprinkled with lime zest and tajin spices, topped with a slice of lime.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Southern Style Tea Cakes for Valentine's Day orders this year! FAQ: Why is it called cake? Why is it so pale? The answer to both those questions is to blame the British. It is specifically designed to be soft and pillowy (unlike a British 'biscuit') and to also have a more neutral flavor.
A wide shot of pale heart shaped cookies with red sprinkles, laid out on a wire cooling rack, next to an open box with red tissue, partially filled with cookies.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Shout out to Adult Deborah and her Oatmeal Cream Pies this Christmas. Soft and delicious!
A red plate on a gray countertop with three oatmeal sandwiches cookies with cream filling.A close up of an oatmeal cream pie on a red plate with Christmas lights reflected.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Babka!
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Almost forgot to to share the pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting made for @skepchick.org's birthday! Frosting done in her favorite color, and liners done because she's now a cougar.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Happy birthday to @cworthdynamics.bsky.social! May your Choux au Craquelin always be crispy and your Crème Pâtissière be creamy. And your birthday candles always be spooky gothic candelabra. Love you!
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Kate Charlesworth @caglesworth.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Congratulations, @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social!
A gray tshirt with a green circle saying "Sesame Workers Union -OPEIU LOCAL 153-" Inside the circle is a cartoon human hand and a blue Muppet hand joining in solidarity.
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Aaron Schmit @theaaronschmit.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim! Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 07/05/2025
something to think about
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What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The kids are alright.
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Sean - Charlesworth Dynamics @cworthdynamics.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Had a fun chat with @chinbeard.bsky.social about his Bender project! Check it out on @testedcom.bsky.social new second channel Tested Team! youtu.be/mRrsQqz7VaM?...
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Discussing Animatronic Eye Mechs for Futurama Bender Robot!
YouTube video by Tested Team
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If I were better at marketing, I'd remember to take pictures before it's in a box. Anyway, hope this baby mama enjoys her chocolate cake!
A very tall cake in a box with the front flap folded down to see the details. The ivory icing is a background to an assortment of edible and non edible pink flowers spiraling around the cake to a wooden topper which says "Baby in Bloom"
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Big order over the weekend - carrot pecan cupcakes with ermine cream cheese frosting! Using a cooked frosting makes it a bit softer than usual, and it doesn't hold its shape as well, but oh my god, it's too delicious not to use it anyway.
A close up of cupcakes with off white frosting in a brown box with a clear window.  The cupcakes are topped with a dusting of cinnamon and a single pecan half.  The box has a bakery label on it.A wide shot of four brown boxes with a clear window containing 12 cupcakes with off white frosting each.  The cupcakes are topped with a dusting of cinnamon and a single pecan half.  The boxes have a bakery label on them and are sitting on a table with a navy blue tablecloth and pastel checkered runner.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Did some hate-baking last night. Vanilla cupcakes with chocolate buttercream! Went with a simple black buttercream swirl because I didn't have any "Fuck You" sprinkles.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Special delivery today! The perennial favorite, the Strawberry Chocolate Truffle Cake! A whole pint of fresh strawberries goes into this devil's food cake with ganache buttercream.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Baby too young to tell you their gender? Get a little bit of everything! We have an order for chocolate, lemon, and vanilla cupcakes with a mix of chocolate, strawberry, and blueberry frostings.
Three boxes of a dozen cupcakes each,  all in a row.A close up picture of a chocolate frosted cupcake with multi colored sprinkles.A close up picture of a pink frosted cupcake and a dark purple frosted cupcake, both with multicolored sprinkles.A wide shot of a dozen cupcakes, half frosted in pink, half in dark purple, all with multicolored sprinkles.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
Did you know an unfrosted cupcake is basically just a muffin? Anyway, I had muffins for breakfast.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Celebrate Spring with these Tres Leches Cupcakes with Dulce de Leche Buttercream!
A dozen cupcakes with caramel colored frosting and toasted coconut sprinkles, sitting in the sunshine with decorative tulips.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
For @arealgirl.bsky.social's St. Pat's dinner at @rebeccawatson.bsky.social, Jameson whiskey caramel cupcakes with Guiness espresso chocolate buttercream. It'll take a LOT of cupcakes to get drunk, though.
Cupcake with swirl of chocolate frosting, caramel drizzle and caramel center, and green and gold sprinkles.Un-frosted caramel cupcakes, hollowed out and filled with caramelA dozen or so cupcakes with swirls of chocolate frosting, caramel drizzles, and green and gold sprinkles.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Just in time for Valentine's Day: introducing Strawberry Blondes! Rich brown-butter blondies with melted white chocolate and real strawberries.
A box of 12 blondies in red tissue paper, ready to be shipped to a valentine.A plate of light tan dessert bars with flecks of white and red inside.  Don't worry, they're delicious.A plate of light tan dessert bars with flecks of white and red inside, from a different angle.  Don't worry, they're delicious.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
Didn't get a picture before @rebeccawatson.bsky.social descended on it, but I made a cranberry brie star loaf for guests yesterday. She also told me it needed more brie, the snobby bitch.
A flat loaf of filled bread shaped like a star with streaks of red cranberry compote twisted throughout.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
Can't take credit for this year's christmas dessert: pumpkin orange steamed pudding with Cointreau buttercream is courtesy of @cworthdynamics.bsky.social!
A mound of gorgeous orangey brown steamed pudding with decorative swirls of white buttercream.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Merry Christmas, for those who celebrate! Monkey bread for breakfast sets a delicious precedent for the rest of the day. Namely, that nothing healthy will survive in this house today.
A ring of baked dough covered in cinnamon and sugar on a red platter, as seen from an overhead angle.A ring of baked dough covered in cinnamon and sugar on a red platter, as seen from directly overhead.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Great grandmother's chocolate pie is a holiday tradition. Memama's chocolate pie:
Chocolate cream pie overhead view.
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
This makes me a bit sad: the latest MST3k fundraiser is struggling to reach its goal. Likely another casualty of the collapse of social media. I pitched in nevertheless. showmaker.mst3k.com/makeseason14...
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Let's Make MST3K Season 14!
JOIN US! Become an #MST3KShowmaker and help us #MakeMoreMST3K by pledging to support Season 14!
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
This classic pecan pie is a classic for a reason; it's fucking delicious. This is an older picture so I don't remember what's happening with the crust here, but probably it's that I hate making pie edging and I suck at it, no matter how many I make.
Overhead picture of a pecan pie. The pecans are neatly placed in a circular pattern, but the edges of the crust seem to be missing.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Miniature mincemeat pies are a great Thanksgiving bite. The mixed fruit frilling can be very sweet, so use a more savory crust. Add a citrus zest for a fresh brightness!
A pile of miniature mincemeat pies with a top crust and a dusting of powdered sugar.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Not a traditional Thanksgiving pie, but this strawberry rhubarb pie has fun decorations which are pretty easy to replicate with a steady hand and a paring knife, no cutters needed.
Strawberry rhubarb pie with lattice top and hand cut leaves on the outer edges.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Happy Bake-All-The-Pies day! I'll be posting some of my favorites today, but let me start with a tip: you can use loose change as a pie weight, as long as you put down foil or parchment first! You know, in case physical money is a thing you have.
Pie crust lined with foil and filled with loose change.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Last Halloween throwback for you: was actually a birthday cake for @rebeccawatson.bsky.social. Pumpkin cake with cream cheese frosting, obvi.
Round black cake with gum paste calla lilies in gray and white. Funeral theme, says "Rebecca.  She ded." Close up of the flowers.Round black cake with gum paste calla lilies in gray and white. Funeral theme, says "Rebecca.  She ded."
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
For Halloween, originally posted in thebadplace: Birthday cake request, "Victorian Funeral." Cameos are molded candy melt, poured and colored/antiqued/finished by @cworthdynamics.bsky.social
Black round cake with lots of over the top decorations and candy cameo brooches around the sides.Black round cake with lots of over the top decorations and candy cameo brooches around the sides.  Close up of skeleton woman in cameo brooch.Black round cake with lots of over the top decorations and candy cameo brooches around the sides. Close up of skull in cameo brooch.Black round cake with lots of over the top decorations and candy cameo brooches around the sides. Close up of black roses on top.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Everything is terrible, so here's some pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting I made for @rebeccawatson.bsky.social's birthday. Look, that one in the middle looks like a boob with a very pronounced nipple!
A tray of cupcakes with cream cheese frosting swirled on top, dusted with cinnamon and sprinkles. One of them resembles a woman's breast with a distended nipple.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Choose treat over trick with these smoky and sweet s'mores bars! Also pictured: @cworthdynamics.bsky.social teeth molded in plastic from that time he was missing his front teeth. Hilarious.
Graham cracker crust, brownie filling, toasted meringue topping make up this delicious bar. Pictured on a black platter with a skull and being eaten by fake teeth.
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Strawberry Plains Patisserie @strawberryplains.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Spooky cream puffs for @cworthdynamics.bsky.social birthday! When your birthday is October, Friday the 13th, you have to lean into it.
Cream puffs colored orange and black in front of a spooky pumpkin.
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