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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@mardybear.bsky.social
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I'd just like to say this gig sucks.

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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification.
DOMO! Domo, a brown, oval alien with two shiny black eyes and an open mouth showing two rows of white, pointy teeth, stands on a white background.
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Rowlf, the dog from the muppets who is also a fluffy brown dog, also seated at a piano, but with a confident expression, because he's actually a really good player
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
New Spinal Tap trailer looks funny, but I will always mourn my could-never-have-actually-been-realized fantasy crossover.
Old tweet by me reading: "I used to imagine a Matt Smith-era story called “Go To Eleven” which would guest-star Spinal Tap. The whole episode would be documentary-style, about a Tap reunion tour falling apart over David and Nigel’s egos while the Doctor defeats an alien menace in the background."
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Shell @risu.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Everything is awful but guide dogs are being trained using toy squirrels stuck to remote control cars. And you need to see it
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I've just verified my age by going clubbing with Nobby the Sheep.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Post a song from the year you turned 12.
m.youtube.com
Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TechnotronicVEVO
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Expo '70 (Osaka) companion uniforms. Via a Twitter account that no longer exists.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 19/05/2025
This is Chili. He got a special Chili-sized couch a few months ago. Pleased to report that naps are even cozier in a place of your very own. 13/10
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I feel like we’re all ignoring the obvious answer. #art #conclave #capybara
Illustration of a capybara facing the viewer, wearing white papal vestments. Caption: Popeybara
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/01/2025
This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
Captain Picard is standing on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise in front of the big screen. His face is turned away from it. On the big screen is Dave Lister from Red Dwarf with his mouth pressed up against the screen, showing his teeth. Holly can be seen in the background.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/01/2025
This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10
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Curious British Telly @curiousbritishtelly.co.uk · 18/01/2025
The Wombles play Motörhead
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A woman is dressed in a French maid's costume with black dress and tights, and a white apron all trimmed in white lace. She is wearing a red clown's nose and a multicoloured curly clown's wig. She is sat in a living room on a black leather sofa. She is drinking directly from a bottle of wine and has an over it all look on her face.
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Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Best intro to a book I’ve seen in awhile
In the beginning, God created Man.
However, contrary to the common telling, God did not say, "Man, thou must have a mate."
God said, "Oh, shit, what did I just do?"
So, God created a better model and said unto his initial creation, "Behold, I have created People 2.0, with fewer bugs and glitches. I give you Woman."
And Man was pissed.
—It's a Wonderful Wiccan Way of Life
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image.
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons standing outside on a driveway in front of a house. He is holding a walking stick. He has a shocked look on his face as he is being hit in the knackers by a rugby ball.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Me, looking at the year ahead.
A sad looking grey dog with black ears, white sock paws, and a red nose is sat at a counter top with a down turned mouth. He is very sad indeed.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
If you see this post, post a picture from your device without an explanation.
A cup noodle pot is upside down, turning out a huge pile of yellow noodles with chunks of vegetables, prawns and fish, onto a round red brick base. It is upside down with a large base and small top to look like a Christmas tree. It is outside, in front of the Cup Noodles factory. On the front is a big red bow and Merry Cup Noodle in white with red tracing around the letters.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Picture from your device, no explanation.
Three cats, one ginger, two white and black, are sat in a row with their eyes half open. They all have empty cup noodle pots on their heads. Underneath, the text reads 'Council of Cats approves.'
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A possum is standing in front of a blue background, mouth open and screaming. The text above and below it says 'screaming is self-care.'
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Two dogs are sat on a red chair, one tall, one small. The tall dog, who has white fur, is wearing a yellow bandana that says 'please stay back, I'm a bit of a twat.' The small dog, who has brown and white fur, is wearing a yellow bandana that says 'me too!'
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you see this, post a Dino.
Godzilla and Mechagodzilla walking down a country path together.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots. To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A black cat, eyes looking very angry, drinking from a pink mug that says 'Nope.'
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
George, Bungle and Zippy sitting behind a desk in the shape of a cloud with a rainbow at the top. George is wearing very '80s blue sunglasses and is banging on tiny locks. Bungle has on a red hat with a drumstick in one hand and is hitting a silver cake tin. Zippy has a red sheet on his head and earphones on. He is shaking an empty milk bottle. The room they are in is pink.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is Geoff, my folks' #dog #Dogsofbluesky
A black and white coloured collie/labrador cross looks slightly askance at the camera with brown eyes, mouth open in an approximate smile. He is in the front room, probably begging or sneakily casing the joint for food.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Explaining to my followers why my posts aren't that good:
A black and white drawing of Snoopy the beagle, who is sitting on the grass and looking cross. In a thought bubble next to him is the text "I wish I could bite somebody... I need a release from my inner tensions."
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Sultans of Ping @sultansofping.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Know that many of you may be visiting this Bluesky feed to get the answer to one particularly question.... well here is the answer you are looking for!
Council staff had previously responded to a blockage in a sewage system in Dingle, which was caused by a mis placed jumper
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
We might have FINALLY met our match… #WorldBollardAssociation
One of the biggest dogs in the world pulls a tiny bollard almost out the ground.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Sounds annoying.
HITLER LIKES JOKES -- ON OTHER FELLOW

But They Must Never Be On Him; Fires Toy Cannon

--The Sentinel, 12 June 1942
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Age yourself with your first computer.
A small, black, rectangular computer with flat grey keys and black letters. On the top it says 'Sinclair' in black raised letters and above the keys it says 'ZX81' in red.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
If you see this, post a witch.
McWitch from Rentaghost, wearing a pointy black hat, gold earrings and a tartan collar, she has long frizzy white hair, a white face and red lipstick. She has a shocked look on her face.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Smethwick, Bilston, Morecambe, West Bromwich and Walsall. Awful places, one and all.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The energy I bring to BlueSky:
Graham Norton as Father Noel Furlong in Father Ted is standing in a cave and is writing on a pad with a pen. He has an angry look on his face and is saying "There...you're in for it now, Tony."
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Have reported and blocked. He seems determined to bait people from the start, the tit.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Just seen some old Guinness adverts. Looks like they have always been strange, with seals, toucans, clowns, made up facts, Geoffrey From Rainbow and Bill Nighy all featuring at some point.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Homer Simpson is driving a green tractor through Springfield. He is just wearing underpants and he is wobbling as he rides. A sign on the front of the tractor states "Jigglin' For Justice."
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Instead of “once upon a time,” Korean folk and fairy tales often begin with 호랑이 담배 피우던 시절에. It means “back when tigers smoked (pipes)”
Illustration of a tiger, wearing a snazzy red jacket, smoking a pipe
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 12/11/2024
New York, London, Paris, Munich, everybody talk about Bob Music.
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Snidely Two-Spleens @onemanperichore.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Whoever did this, I owe you a drink for the joy you have brought me.
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Ruth 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mardybear.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
If you see this I invite you to post an image from your device with no context.
A black and tan Shiba Inu is sat on a wooden floor wearing a black and red vampire cape. He looks very perturbed indeed.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 06/11/2024
Beat Takeshi tap dancing timeline cleanse.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Roses are red This rhymes with Niamh
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Bork like an Egyptian
A dog dressed as a pharaoh
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 22/09/2024
Revenge of the Swifties.
IN 2018 MIKE HUCKABEE
 SENT OUT THIS TWEET:
 Gov. Mike Huckabee @ @GovMikeHu... • 10/8/18
 So @taylorswift13 has every right to be political but it
 won't impact election unless we allow 13 yr old girls
 to vote. Still with #MarshaBlackburn
 IN 2024 SWIFTIES FOR KAMALA
 ANSWERED:
 Swifties For Kamala
 @Swifties4Kamala
 Guess who's old enough to vote now
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